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September 17, 2003

Take another little piece of my appropriations bill, baby. Via Greg Greene, source of rather a lot of Electrolite’s best links, the results of a Washington Post contest for only-in-DC pickup lines:
Third Runner-Up: Excuse me, ma’am, but the gentleman at that table has sent you a FYH 2005 energy and water appropriations bill rider for a $52.3 million solid-waste treatment plant upgrade in your home congressional district, with his compliments. (Mark Briscoe, Arlington)
As usual with such contests, several of the also-rans are as good as or better than the winners:
Let’s play Cabinet. You be the president, and I’ll serve at your pleasure. (Jon Holmlund, Carlsbad, Calif.)
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Darkhawk ::: (view all by) ::: September 18, 2003, 01:20 PM:

Ah, the Style Invitational. Yum. Thanks for the pointer, I always forget to dig it up. . .