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September 26, 2003

Shut up. Today is Talk Like Bill O’Reilly Day at Eschaton. [11:38 AM]
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Alan Bostick ::: (view all by) ::: September 26, 2003, 02:21 PM:

Atrios is having quite entirely too much fun.

Kip W ::: (view all by) ::: September 26, 2003, 03:38 PM:

As a parent of a child, here's the comment I liked best of all, from an inspired person called "LowLife."

I've been reading O'Reilly's children's book to my kids. They love it.

There's a big room. There a big red balloon. Mother is knitting on a rocking chair, listening to the radio. Socks and mittons laying on the floor. There's a door, and a window and a big, bright moon.

Shut up, moon.

Shut up, mother, and the big red balloon.

Shut up, radio.

Shut up, door.

Shut up, socks and mittens, laying on the floor.

Shut up, environmentalist.

Shut up, children of 911 dead.

Shut up, gays.

Shut up, alien residents.

And shut up minority groups, everywhere.

Thanks, LowLife. Somebody cut off LowLife's mike! (Incidentally, the Daily Howler says O'Reilly's not mean to gays, but I'm not editing someone else's joke.)

Jeremy Leader ::: (view all by) ::: September 26, 2003, 04:09 PM:

"Atrios is having quite entirely too much fun."

You should read his comments. I almost doused my moniter when I read this one by catalexis:

If you think this is hard to do you should have been here for dress like Ann Coulter Friday.

Leather wedgies are not quite as fun as they sound.

elise ::: (view all by) ::: September 29, 2003, 07:20 AM:

Oh, dear.
[helpless giggles]

lovebug ::: (view all by) ::: October 11, 2003, 11:45 PM:

If you haven't already done so, check out the full interview that Terry Gross did with O'Reilly on Fresh Aire. It is really him at his ignorant best.