September 30, 2005

Recycle your rejections. ( 4:40 PM)

FEMA Disaster Survival Tips. ( 3:15 PM)

September 29, 2005

Nelson Rocks Preserve: A Disclaimer. (10:24 PM)

Penguin prostitution. (12:20 PM)

Intrepid young scientists discover slime. (11:18 AM)

September 28, 2005

The enduring power of Hostess Fruit Pies. (10:06 PM)

September 27, 2005

Live from Metropolis: An Uncensored Oral History of the Justice League. ( 2:26 PM)

Stuffy giant microbes. (12:35 PM)

Operation Eden: You're on your own. (12:31 PM)

30-second bunny reenactment theatre. (12:20 PM)

September 26, 2005

Killer dolphins, armed and dangerous, loosed on unsuspecting world. (10:37 AM)

September 25, 2005

Felting with a sander. ( 2:30 PM)

September 23, 2005

At the Bottom of the Garden. ( 6:42 PM)

September 21, 2005

The spine is evil. (12:53 PM)

Secret escape codes to get you out of corporate voicemail hell. (11:48 AM)

And: The Amazon.com customer service number. (11:20 AM)

September 19, 2005

Jeff Vandermeer considers last lines. ( 3:15 PM)

"Leave the factory, leave the forge--" (10:04 AM)

September 17, 2005

FEMA's website sucks too. ( 2:24 PM)

September 15, 2005

Katrina: The Gathering. ( 9:39 PM)

Library Thing. ( 1:43 PM)

Fafblog's DIY emergency kit. ( 1:34 PM)

Jon Singer: Tecnu™ Meets the Habanero. (12:39 PM)

September 14, 2005

New Orleans: the reality and the parody. ( 1:05 PM)

An Apology, by F. J. Bergmann. (10:16 AM)

September 13, 2005

The Mosque Clock. ( 3:05 PM)

10 Plagues of Egypt finger puppets. (12:19 PM)

Welcome to the Community of Dildo. (11:46 AM)

If Goths Ruled. (11:39 AM)

September 12, 2005

The Rolling Stones go shrill. (10:57 PM)

How to create a stable plasmoid (ball lightning) in your microwave oven.* ( 9:33 AM)

September 9, 2005

My hovercraft is full of eels. ( 3:52 PM)

Klingon Fairy Tales. ( 2:31 PM)

Japanese Navy recruiting ad (real). (11:07 AM)

A cartoon in the Guardian. (10:12 AM)

September 8, 2005

Superdickery. ( 9:44 PM)

Not a word. ( 7:55 PM)

The long hot summer, the long cold winter. ( 4:20 PM)

Xopher sings "Chertoff, Bush, and Brown." ( 1:39 PM)

Death by Caffeine. Also Penguin Mints. (11:57 AM)

Puzzle mugs and fuddling cups, and how to make them. (11:51 AM)

Carnivalesque. ( 2:00 AM)

September 7, 2005

Reminding us that other countries have daft political writers too. ( 6:17 PM)

Augustine of Hippo contra Intelligent Design, Hurricane Katrina, etc. ( 9:12 AM)

September 6, 2005

Instructions. ( 8:16 PM)

Dubyamandias. ( 6:19 PM)

The Official History of the Short Story. ( 2:10 PM)

The True History of the Short Story. ( 2:07 PM)

September 5, 2005

New Orleans and the evacuation of Nauvoo. ( 9:51 PM)