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Gentle reader,
In the course of her duties today, this blogger was obliged to consider the vast range of input to be expected from the ladies and gentlemen who do her company the honor of using its software. In particular, she was occupied with the task of addressing the tendency of some users to express an excess of emotion, or to seek to produce an improper effect upon the unsuspecting reader, with the strength of their language.
In order to curb these unfortunate tendencies, and forestall the employment of coarse and unsuitable language, she was enjoined to produce a list of particularly crude and unsavory terms whose use would be most strictly prohibited. Nor would variants of the selected expressions be permitted; the software produced at her place of employment is of a sufficiently sophisticated nature to encompass the derivation of gerunds from the raw verbal forms &c. There will even be some discussion in the forthcoming weeks regarding the inclusion of the recently popularized “leet” forms produced by the systematic substitution of numeric characters for the letters to which they most closely bear a resemblance.
Due to the popularity of her employer’s product, this blogger’s task was further complicated by the requirement to produce appropriate lists in both the American and British dialects of the English language. Furthermore, because even within the several nations who have adopted the product there exist variations in the level of local sensitivity, it was deemed appropriate to produce two lists per dialect. The “core” assemblages contain those of the gravest offense, which are liable to shock and horrify even the most liberal-minded and worldly of readers. The “additional” lists are provided to broaden the range of prohibited speech in order to protect any more delicate-minded communities which may choose to uphold a stricter standard of decency. The selection of the list to adopt is of course entirely within the purview of the customer.
However, this blogger is sadly hampered in the execution of her duties by her sweet and innocent nature. (She will now pause in tactful silence while the gentleman in the back row endures his coughing fit; no doubt he has caught a slight chill. She hopes that he will be better soon.) After due consideration, she has decided to be so bold as to place the product of her initial efforts before this discerning crowd, to ascertain if she has perhaps omitted any words which would be better included, or indeed added to her list some innocuous term which, upon further investigation, is found to be merely a variety of orchid.
Be warned, gentle reader, that the remainder of this post contains profanity of the strongest nature. Please do not peruse this entry further if you are at all prone to offense or shock. This blogger would be most distressed to learn that she had caused any upset to an unsuspecting reader who further pursued this matter in the expectation that it would lead to a list containing anything but the greatest of obscenities.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 02:25 PM * 27 comments
So, there you are. Weekend coming up. “Ma, I’m bored,” you say. “I want to do something I’ve never done before.”
By golly! Have you ever been to Moose Festival? The 17th Annual North Country Moose Festival is starting tomorrow, and I bet you never even knew!
Now the Moose Festival has its own web page, but it’s a pretty sucky web page. Let me tell you about Moose Festival, and some things that the Official Handout won’t mention. Like “Bring Bug Dope.” And “Pack a Sweater.”
Okay, let’s start out tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. and running to 9:00 p.m., in order to mess up traffic on Rt. 3 all day: Small Town Sidewalk Sales. If you want a jigsaw Skunk mailbox cover made by gen-u-ine North Country folks with a jigsaw in the barn, this is the place. Not imported from Taiwan, no-sir, you betcha. Main Street Colebrook will be blocked off for this, and finding a place to park will be … challenging. As an added benefit, if you clutch your chest and fall to the ground while you’re at the Small Town Sidewalk Sales, I personally will come, cut your clothes off, and stick a needle in your arm! (I’m on duty tomorrow.)
After that, things will kick into high gear. At 1:00 p.m., at the North Country Recreation Center, there’s going to be an Indoor Pool Party running until 3:00 p.m. It’s for kids, grades 1-6, and will feature Diving for Moose Droppings. If you thought that we have to Make Our Own Fun up here, you thought right!
Also at 1:00, for people who aren’t up for Diving for Moose Droppings (it’s an acquired taste, after all), there’s a Quilt Show at the Trinity United Methodist Church. The Methodists are over on Bridge Street, and their church is really pretty. Way-better stained glass than the Papists have.
At 2:00 p.m. you’ve got your choice: The Moose Festival Art Show at the funeral home (not an editorial comment on the art, I promise you), or the Historical Society Open House on the 2nd floor of the Town Hall. Jenkin’s and Newman Funeral Home is on Main Street, Colebrook. The Town Hall is a block up and to the left on Bridge Street (not too far from those Methodists). Or your could do both! The Open House runs until 6:00 p.m. while the Art Show runs until 7:30.
They’ve got things there to make you laugh
A five-legged sheep and a two-headed calf….
Unfortunately the two-headed calf isn’t displayed in the window across from Hicks’ Hardware any more; maybe the Historical Society has it. Have you ever seen a stuffed two-headed calf? Hunh? Hunh?
Beginning at 3:00 and running until 9:00 p.m. we’ll have the Moose Festival Street Fair. Just to make it more likely that you’ll clutch your chest and fall to the ground, they’ll have booths selling fried dough and fried sausage and french fries. Also crafts, demos, music, and other Entertainment. Can’t say no to that, can you? The live entertainment will include Bobo the Clown, the Parker Hill Road Band, and The Folk Tree (they do Celtic music).
Over on the lawn at Colebrook Academy, the Kiwanis will be having their Chicken Barbecue. That’ll start at 5:00. Unlike last year, when the word “downpour” pretty much described the part of the barbecue that most folks remembered, the weather tomorrow is supposed to be nice. Remember to lock your car or when you come back you’ll find the back seat filled with zucchini.
Then, what you’ve been waiting for! Cruise night! (No, no! Not that. Around here, ‘Going cruising’ means ‘driving around in your car.’ We make our own fun….) That’s from 5:00 to 7:00. At 6:00, there’s going to be a Tae Kwon Do demonstration. (Dislocated knees are easy and fun to fix!)
At 7:00 comes the Guided Moose Tour to Averill, Vermont. I mean, all kidding aside, this party is all about Moose. And that’s it for tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Saturday, over at Canaan, Vermont, the party starts at 6:30 a.m (we get up early, us sturdy country folk!) as the crafters and vendors start to set up. Hear some genuine North Country accents. At 7:00 a.m. there’s the Moor [Correction: Moose] Watchers’ Breakfast at Canaan School. Last season, one episode of Supernatural included a visit to Canaan, VT. Dean didn’t go to the Moose Watchers’ Breakfast, and see how things turned out for him. Avoid making that mistake…. Pretty much across the street from the school there’s the town library, and during the Bad Old Days before the Civil War (we call it “The Civil War” around here because we won and we have the monuments to prove it — every town has at the least a statue and maybe a cannon or two) it was the last station on the Underground Railroad on the leg that ran up the Connecticut Valley, because Canada is Right Over There.
If you’re up here for the Auto Show, registration is at 8:00 a.m. At 9:00, yet more Crafts (mosquitoes made out of genuine moose turds … a Christmas Tree ornament like no other) , Demos, Music, Food (you may yet clutch your chest and fall over!) and Entertainment. Bobo the Clown! (Bobo’s putting in a hard weekend.) Pony rides for the kiddies! The Berlin Jazz Band! (That’s Berlin, New Hampshire, pronounced BER-lin, not that place over in Europe.)
At 11:00 a.m. comes the Bill Bromage Memorial Moose Stew Cook-Off. Bill used to run the First Colebrook Bank. Then they opened a branch in Concord, and Bill would drive back and forth. He was found one day, parked beside Rt. 3 in Franconia Notch, dead of a heart attack. He was a firefighter, a nice guy, and, well … moose stew! People who come to Moose Festival can sample moose stew. Where else can you do that? That’s followed at noon by the Moose Burger BBQ Cookout.
Now that you’re fully laden down with moose products, at 1:00 p.m. comes the 17th Annual Moose Calling Contest. We make our own fun….
At 2:00 p.m. comes the dog show, and at 3:00 p.m. the Rubber Ducky Race at Leach Stream. (That’s leach, not leech. What were you thinking?)
That’s just the stuff in Canaan. Pittsburg (the largest town in New Hampshire (in land area)) has its own events on Saturday. At 1:00 p.m. comes a guided tour of the 4th Connecticut Lake. (That’s the very start of the Connecticut River. Connecticut means “long river” in the local native American lingo, and it surely is. The Connecticut starts here, forms the border between New Hampshire and Vermont all the way down, then bisects Massachusetts, then runs through the state of Connecticut until it empties into Long Island Sound.) The tour starts at the Canadian border crossing on Rt. 3. While you’re there, you can see the eighteen inches that don’t belong to either country, or you could go a little farther north to Magnetic Hill up in Quebec. That’s a place where if you put your car in neutral it’ll roll up hill. Internationally famous! Spooky!
From 11:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. you could see “A Day at the Farm” at the Amey Farm on Tabor Road in Pittsburg.
2:00 to 5:00 p.m. is an open house at the Pittsburg Town Hall Museum with the Historical Society. Pittsburg was a separate country once, right up into the early years of the 19th century (but we probably won’t see “Six Flags Over Pittsburg” any time soon).
If you missed the Chicken Barbecue in Colebrook on Friday night, you’ve got another chance at Pittsburg School at 5:00. Also at 5:00 (until 7:00) it’s Mini-Cruise Night (and it still means “driving around in your car”). We make our own…fun.
From 7:00 to 10:00, there’s a Bluegrass Concert at the Amey Farm. Bring your own blankets. And parkas. And bug dope.
If that doesn’t appeal, also at 7:00 (and leaving from Pittsburg School (site of the Chicken Barbecue), Guided Moose Tours through Moose Alley. The trick is not seeing a moose. Best way to avoid seeing a moose in Moose Alley is to drive with your eyes closed.
Sunday, things’ll be winding down. At 8:00 (until 11:00) there’s a Festival Breakfast for the North American Martyrs at St. Albert’s Parish in West Stewartstown (across the river from Canaan, Vermont). The Feast of the North American Martyrs is usually on October 19th, but we make our own fun up here.
At 11:30 comes the Blessing of the Autos at the Shrine of Our Lady of Grace in Columbia (on Rt. 3 — there’s a drive-through Stations of the Cross), and with that, the 17th Annual Moose Festival will come to an end.
We make our own fun. And we sing our colorful Tourist Squeezing Chanties while we’re doing it.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 11:58 AM * 8 comments
WUMB Boston is my favorite radio station. Folk music! Hurrah! They’re on the internet, too!
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 07:51 AM * 70 comments
Zucchini,
Mama’s little babies love zucchini bread.
So there I was, reading The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, when M. Poirot comes on scene, throwing vegetable marrows over the wall.
“What the foo,” says I to myself, “is a vegetable marrow?”
It turns out that a vegetable marrow in Merrie Olde is what we in the USA call zucchini. (So this stranger comes to a small town, and he’s talking with one of the locals, and he says, “I bet this is the kind of place where folks don’t even lock their cars.” “Nope,” says the local. “Everyone’s very careful to lock up in summer.” “Why’s that?” ” ‘Cause if you don’t, you’ll find your car is full of zucchini.”)
One plant produces an awful lot of zucchini. I can see why Poirot was throwing them over a wall.
But if you don’t have a handy wall, and no one’s left their car unlocked, you can also bake them into bread.
- 3 cups bread flour
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 3 teaspoons ground cinnamon
- 3 large eggs, slightly beaten
- ½ cup vegetable oil
- ½ cup applesauce
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 3 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 3 cups grated zucchini
- 1 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
- Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
- Sift flour, salt, baking powder, soda, and cinnamon together in a bowl.
- Cream the eggs, oil, applesauce, vanilla, and sugars. Add the sifted ingredients a little at a time. Beat well. Stir in zucchini (and nuts if used) until well mixed. Pour the batter into greased and floured 8 x 4 loaf pans.
- Bake until a cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean (usually fifty-five minutes). Cool in the pan on a rack for twenty minutes. Turn out the bread from the pan, and allow to cool.
If bread doesn’t appeal, here’s a recipe for Zucchini Carpaccio.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 10:17 PM * 42 comments
Pictures, taken 19 August 2008.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 02:42 PM * 95 comments
I wrote this some years ago, 11 September 2002, on the first anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and e-mailed it to myself. It has to do with another terrorist attack. Not the one on New York and Washington; an attack on another town. The events I’m talking about took place on 19 August 1997. Later I posted the letter in our newsgroup over at sff.people.doyle-macdonald.
Make no mistake: This was a terrorist act. When Tom Tancredo came around preaching about the danger of an armed attack by Muslims unless we put up a barbed wire fence along the Canadian border, you could feel the few people in the audience, at least the ones who were here that day, bristle. Someone already brought that act to town, and he wasn’t named Mohammed.
Posted by Teresa at 02:05 PM * 64 comments
XKCD nailed this story, but as straight text I favor John Brownlee’s version from Boing Boing Gadgets, quoting the news story in Information Week:
Facing down a Ohio lawsuit against Premier Election Solutions (formerly Diebold) for selling the state voting machines that habitually lost votes, Diebold has responded with an intriguing defense: it was anti-virus software that ate the votes.Um. I haven’t had to think about this stuff in years, so please forgive me if my terminology or concepts are out of date; but wouldn’t that disable the users’ intrusion detection systems, and their ability to detect stuff like self-modifying code? Which is exactly what you want to be doing when you’re working with Diebold.Brunner said that Premier’s system dropped votes when memory cards were uploaded to shared servers. Election staff recovered the votes hours later, she said.Election workers notified Premier of the problems and received a product advisory notice in late May. The notice explained that an antivirus program that operated on the server simultaneously had caused the problems. Premier instructed users to disable the antivirus software on vote tabulation servers when uploading votes from memory cards.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 06:30 AM * 60 comments
Today is the 11th anniversary of the Colebrook Massacre. The first two murders were a mile north of my house at the store where I shop. The next two were fifty yards south of my house. The people involved were (and are) my friends. Dennis Joos, the newspaper editor…his wife liked our books. Vickie, the judge, was also a Notary Public…she’d notarized some papers for me. Scott went to my church. Les…his son was in my EMT class.
There was a major effect on the town. Marriages broke up. You can still feel the ripples.
There’s more. I may talk about it in the comments. You can see the echoes in my own reactions to clear-eyed, freedom-loving libertarians, for example in Keep Your Head Down.
So far as I’m aware there were only a few printed reports on this event. One was in the local newspaper (The News & Sentinel). Life Magazine did a photo spread. The Boston Globe and the Union Leader ran some stories. WMUR covered it when it happened, but WMUR wasn’t available up here — folks who wanted to know what was being reported had to call friends and relatives down below who could watch TV.There was a TV special a few years later. Then there was Vin Suprynowicz’s mendacious book. Since it’s the only source that’s widely available on-line, the Wikipedia article on Drega is based entirely on it.
Part II (forthcoming) is a letter I wrote to myself five years later, on the first anniversary of 9/11. {art III is some photos taken around town to give you an idea of what things look like.
From the archives of sff.people.doyle-macdonald:
Article: 929
From: doyle1@moose.ncia.net (Debra Doyle)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 01:20:12 GMT
Subject: Life in the North Country
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Just a note to say that if anybody was watching the news tonight on CNN —we weren’t in Colebrook when the shootings went down, we were on the road bringing the kids back home from Bedford. But we were bracketed by the crime scenes — the IGA grocery store where it apparently started is just up the road from us, and the newspaper office where two more people got killed is about two-three blocks from us the other way.
This is serious not-good stuff. Two law enforcement officers, a judge, and the editor of the News&Sentinel. And now we have news vans all over, and any moment now some idiot reporter is going to start yammering about “violence comes to this sleepy New Hampshire town.”
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Article: 940
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 13:40:36 GMT
Subject: Re: Life in the North Country
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Yog stirred in the depths when m.johnson103@genie.com (Michael Chesley Johnson) uttered:
No bungled robbery. He drove up to the IGA where he shot and killed a cop and took his car. He shot and killed a second cop at the scene. Speculation is that he was trying to create a diversion to draw the local cops (all four of them) away from the law office which is across the street from the police station/town hall.
What possessed this madman? At age 67 and bungling a robbery, he
decided he had nothing left to lose?
He drove the police car down to the law office (in the same building as the newspaper office), and went in hunting a judge. He shot and killed her.
The editor of the paper tried to take his gun away. The editor was shot and killed.
Events after this are unclear. Sometime during the proceedings, the man’s house burned down—and word is that the local fire-fighters weren’t able to approach due to exploding ammo.
Five more people were shot and wounded. Several of them were law enforcement personnel. The perp himself was shot and killed. He was using a full-automatic rifle, and wearing a bullet resistant vest. Last night the cops were trying to contact everyone with whom the man had a grudge. He was out of sight and location unknown for about an hour between the beginning and end of the affair.
This is mostly rumor based, and details could change.
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Article: 946
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 23:05:47 GMT
Subject: Re: Tragedy in Colebrook
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
The latest is that the police/firefighters will be doing a controlled burn of the gunpowder/nitrate fertilizer/fuses found in the barn and in apparent tunnels on Drega’s property, sometime in the next couple of hours. Also found bomb-making books.
The story is that he was not part of any militia group.
The shot that took Drega down was apparently fired by law enforcement. We were there at the time, but didn’t know it—we passed by the back of the cordon around where the last gunfight was about to occur.
The whole town is in shock. Both of the pay phones in town have lines of people in suits with blow-dried hair. We’re out of cell-phone range from anywhere. The paper managed to come out on time, despite the editor being shot while doing final paste-up, and the newsroom being part of a crimescene.. New lead story, of course.
More on this story at http://www.wmur.com/
Article: 954
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 01:53:12 GMT
Subject: Re: Tragedy in Colebrook
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Yog stirred in the depths when sherwood-smith@worldnet.att.net (Sherwood Smith) uttered:
Was this a mistake, or is there aThe town of Columbia, NH is directly south of Colebrook. Kids from Columbia go to school in Colebrook. The main industries are tourist cabins and hayfields. It’s tiny — but Drega (the shooter) lived there.
county called Columbia? (They did mention the Colebrook FIre Dept)
further on.
Or, more accurately, he kept his summer home there. He was one of the summer people; his main residence apparently was in Bow, NH (just south of Concord), and he was apparently originally from New Haven, Conn.
Today was cold and rainy. The suits and their cameras and microphones have gone home. Everyone still bummed out.
Article: 955
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 18:08:37 GMT
Subject: Re: Tragedy in Colebrook
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Local people are putting up the 3,000+ police expected to come to the officers’ funerals tomorrow.
During the hour Drega was missing, it looks like he paid a visit to another of the selectmen’s houses — the gent got home from a dentist’s appointment to find that his front door had been kicked in, and neighbors saying that a police car had stopped there. Drega was driving a police car, and wearing the hat of one of the officers he’d killed.
It turns out that Drega had 86 pipebombs, ammonium nitrate, nitro methane, gunpowder, fuses, another AR-15, a .30-.30 rifle, two shotguns, one fitted with a night-vision sight, and another rifle on his property. He also had armor-piercing ammo. The tunnels under his house still haven’t been searched.
People are speculating on what he had in mind to do with all that stuff.
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Article: 970
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 1997 12:20:21 GMT
Subject: Re: Bad Week In NH
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Yog stirred in the depths when Scott Rosenthal <Scott79@ix.netcom.com> uttered:
Another police officer was shot and killed yesterday, routine traffic
stop and two guys shot him.
Bummer. Hadn’t heard.
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Article: 972
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 1997 14:59:44 GMT
Subject: Re: Bad Week In NH
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Yog stirred in the depths when TechSupport@SFF.Net (Jeffry Dwight) uttered:
Not cool. That’s pretty much it for your police department, then? Only theNo, this fellow was from down below, in Epsom. He’d been at our guys’ funeral the day before he was shot. He was wearing his bullet-resistant vest, but it didn’t help. Found still holding the license and registration of a gent now in custody.
switchboard operator left.
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Article: 977
From: Yog@sff.net (James Macdonald)
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 1997 23:33:09 GMT
Subject: Re: Bad Week In NH
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Yog stirred in the depths when Paula Lieberman <Paula.Lieberman@virtual2.thevirtual.com uttered:
Radio news in the morning said there’s a call for the perpetrator’sYeah, they’re talking Capital Murder.
death.
In other news, the bill that would have provided support for the families of police killed in the line of duty was tabled last spring, on the grounds that it wouldn’t be needed since such deaths are so rare.
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Article: 999
From: ddoyle1@moose.ncia.net (Debra Doyle)
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 1997 14:18:21 GMT
Subject: Re: Bad Week In NH
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
rogoff@sff.net (Robert Rogoff) wrote:
I seem to recall they took the motto “Live Free or Die” off the license plates. Did they put it back on again?Periodically somebody complains about it, but the complain never gets much of anywhere. I kind of like the motto, actually … it’s a lot more memorable than the bland alternatives the folks who are agin it come up with, like “Vacationland.”
Some people will complain about anything. Somebody in Maine complained once, or so I’m told, because the lobster on that state’s license plate was red, rather than green, and was therefore a cooked lobster and endorsing cruelty to animals.
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Article 14434
From: Debra Doyle
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 08:11:31 -0500
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 02:38:55 -0500, Lawrence Watt-Evans <lwe@sff.net> wrote:
killing two state troopers, then two or three other assorted people, before he finally got taken out by a cop’s bullet.Two others — local selectman/judge Vickie Bunnell and Dennis Joos, editor of the local newspaper. Vickie Bunnell delayed her own exit from the building where she shared offices with the News and Sentinel in order to warn the others inside, and Dennis Joos — a man who’d at once point been a Franciscan novice before he decided his vocation lay elsewhere, a man who would carry spiders outside rather than stomp on them — died trying to wrestle the rifle away from Drega out in the parking lot.
This all went down in a town of about 2500 people. Nobody was unaffected by it, and the aftershocks lasted for a year or more.
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Article 14438
From: yog@sff.net (James D. Macdonald)
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 18:11:50 GMT
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
The Ballad of Carl Drega was an article by Vin Suprynowicz, a jerk from Nevada. It’s collected in a book of his columns, under the same title, and it’s published on websites all over the place.
This September 11th, I was moved to fully comment his article. Shall I post my commentary here?
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 11:38:09 -0500, steve miller <steve.miller@sff.net> wrote:
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 02:38:55 -0500, Lawrence Watt-Evans <lwe@sff.net>
wrote:
Incidentally, he burned down his own house to hide the evidence of
whatever he was planning. This succeeded. No one really knows what
he’d intended to do.
This is part of the core of the conspiracy theorists — the ones who
say Drega’s home was torched by the state cops to hide evidence/proof
of his innocence. There’s even a “Ballad of Drega” out among the
fringes.
Steve
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Prism Finalists, 2002
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Article 14439
From: Debra Doyle
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 13:18:44 -0500
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 11:38:09 -0500, steve miller <steve.miller@sff.net> wrote:
This is part of the core of the conspiracy theorists — the ones whoYeah, right. Half of Coos County was listening to that incident on police scanners. It’s real hard to pull off a cover-up in a small town.
say Drega’s home was torched by the state cops to hide evidence/proof
of his innocence.
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Article 14442
From: yog@sff.net (James D. Macdonald)
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:01:39 GMT
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 15:05:17 -0600, Elizabeth Moon
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On 26 Nov 2002 00:26:13 GMT, Mitch Wagner <mwagner@TheWorld.com wrote:
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Wait’ll you get to the Pornography of Violence segment. Coming up in just a
moment…..
On Mon, 25 Nov 2002 20:18:06 -0600, Elizabeth Moon <emoon@n-link.com> wrote:
To be continued….
Elizabeth
In a bit. Be advised that it’s quite long.
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Article 14445
From: yog@sff.net (James D. Macdonald)
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 01:40:06 GMT
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Everyone is entitled to competent and engaged legal defense. But I suspect
The “defense” in this case is that Drega was right to have shot down four
people.
that may not be what you are talking about.
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Article 14447
From: yog@sff.net (James D. Macdonald)
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 02:37:21 GMT
Subject: Re: EMS
Newsgroups: sff.people.doyle-macdonald
Oh my. What is the “defense” of the defender? Or can we call down some
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quality karma on his/her head?
Elizabeth
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Posted by Jim Macdonald at 12:45 PM * 42 comments
CNN reports, today, on cyber-war in Georgia:
Experts say last week’s attack on the former Soviet republic of Georgia, in which a Russian military offensive was preceded by an Internet assault that overwhelmed Georgian government Web sites, signals a new kind of cyberwar, one for which the United States is not fully prepared.…
Web sites and computer networks have been targeted by hackers for decades, although large-scale, coordinated cyberattacks are still a relatively new phenomenon. Some Internet-security experts believe that the Georgia conflict marks the first time a known cyberattack has coincided with a ground war, but others said that similar computer attacks have accompanied military operations in the Middle East and elsewhere.
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The challenge to U.S. security experts is that such attacks can be mounted anonymously, and relatively cheaply, from anywhere in the world. Georgia’s attackers employed “botnets,” or malicious automated programs that take root undetected in far-flung computers and barrage their targets with useless data. By last Friday, some of those botnets were originating from Comcast Internet addresses in the United States, Burling said.
So. Let’s look at a few more things, and a bit of a timeline.
- 4/5 August (or earlier) 2008: Recruiting begins for a massive botnet. It’s so extensive that it makes the international news.
- 7 August: Georgia provokes Russia in South Ossetia
- 8 August: Russia invades Georgia. One component of the invasion is a DDoS attack on govenment, media, banking, and transportation, powered by a massive botnet.
I believe in many things, but when it comes to combined-arms attacks I don’t believe in coincidence. The Russian invasion was planned, prepped, and ready to roll a week before the provocation was delivered. Setting up the botnet is the clue that the events of 8 August weren’t a reaction to the events of 7 August.
See: Making Light: CNN Spam? Making Light: Russian Invades Georgia; Making Light: The Bombs of Georgia
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 10:50 AM * 13 comments
A simulation game, simulating bipolar disorder.
No, really. The author calls it “a video game about mania, melancholia, and the creative process.” The graphics are simple, the controls are easy (left arrow to move left, right arrow to move right, spacebar to jump, and esc to exit), and the point … well. The gameplay is the point.
Urer’f n uvag. Fcraq nf zhpu gvzr nf lbh pna ng gur ortvaavat cynlvat onyy jvgu gur yvggyr tvey. Vg jvyy freir lbh va tbbq fgrnq. Abg gung vg jvyy uryc va gur tenaq fpurzr bs guvatf, ohg vg’f tbbq gb qb. Fur jba’g nyjnlf or gurer.
A free download (donationware). Available for Windows, Mac, and Linux.
See also:
Posted by Patrick at 05:24 PM * 14 comments
—Nielsenhayden.com is now up-to-date once again. Whew.
Posted by Teresa at 03:10 PM * 65 comments
While helping Patrick find a word today (salonnière is the current candidate), I found a surprisingly well-written article on literary salons in NationMaster.com’s encyclopedia section. A good reference source is a joy forever, so I clicked through to the main page of the encyclopedia, intending to bookmark it. I was very surprised to discover it was a mirror site for Wikipedia.
The reason it surprised me was that I’d already summoned up the Wikipedia entry on that subject, read its cloddish opening paragraph, and moved on to see whether I couldn’t find something better elsewhere. Here’s the first paragraph at NationMaster.com:
A salon is a gathering of stimulating people of quality under the roof of an inspiring hostess or host, partly to amuse one another and partly to refine their taste and increase their knowledge through conversation and readings, often consciously following Horace’s definition of the aims of poetry, “to please and educate” (aut delectare aut prodesse est). The salons, commonly associated with French literary and philosophical salons of the 17th century and 18th century, were carried on until quite recently in urban settings among like-minded people of a ‘set’: many 20th-century salons could be instanced.I have no problem with that, aside from the bit about “until quite recently.” The article that follows it is clear, decisive, and well-organized.
Here’s the first paragraph of the current Wikipedia version:
A salon was a reunion of men and women of intellect, gathered in the salon (drawing room) of a private home to participate in formal and informal discussions centered around a specific topic. A salonnière, the hostess of the salon, decided upon its central preoccupation which may include politics, literature, art, fashion or business.[1] The participants sought to increase their knowledge through conversation and readings, often consciously following Horace’s definition of the aims of poetry, “to please and educate” (aut delectare aut prodesse est). The term salon is commonly associated with French literary and philosophical gatherings of the 17th century and 18th century, though the practice continues today in many cities around the world.More words, much less said.
A little poking around soon revealed that the NationMaster.Com entry was the Wikipedia entry until this past spring. The worst damage was done on 02 - 03 April, when one Tkehinde, using what appears to have been a shoehorn and an undergraduate research paper, rewrote the initial paragraph, added bits, rewrote other bits, re-ordered some sections, and added a lot of footnotes. Most of the “facts” are still nominally present, but it’s remarkable how much less clear and comprehensible the revised version is overall.
If it turns out that any of those responsible are people I know, I’ll apologize.
I’ve given up formally despairing of Wikipedia, so I’ll just recommend the difference between the two versions as an illustration of how little it takes to break a well-engineered piece of exposition. Maybe they won’t seem all that different to you. For me, reading the later version is like watching the last act of Noises Off.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 03:01 PM * 31 comments
Oh, goody! Look what I found in my spam filter!
Vous êtes invité :: SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.Par votre hôte: IKEMBA OKOYE
Message: SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.
I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end up like this, I was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.
Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately so get
Back to me via this email (balackwood@yahoo.fr)
Ikemba Okoye.
Date: vendredi 8 août 2008
Heure: 17h 00 - 18h 00 (GMT+01:00)
Lieu: SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.
Viendrez-vous ?Répondre à cette invitation
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Goodness! I’m certainly quaking in my shoes! Shall I get back to this fellow? What shall I say?
Ah, I have it! Dear Ikemba: I’m so sorry that your career as a 419 fraudster didn’t work out the way you wanted. Best of luck in your new line of scam! Your friend, Jim
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 08:00 AM * 94 comments
From the Unpublished Archives of Red Mike
SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
Let us talk, dearly beloved, about Air Force One (1997). Harrison Ford, Glenn Close, Gary Oldman.
I bring this up because it shows what the popular culture take was, ten years ago, on:
a) The President
b) The Russians
c) Terrorists
d) What to do, as a passenger, in the event of an airplane hijacking
Posted by Patrick at 10:55 AM * 16 comments
When the server hosting Making Light tanked at the beginning of May, I had just (the day before!) put in a bunch of time and effort updating and improving the nielsenhayden.com home page. Thanks to Google and the quick help of Readers Like You, almost everything else was recovered, but the updated home page wasn’t, and while it’s silly of me, I could never quite summon the will to do it all over again.
One consequence of this is that I’ve completely fallen out of the habit of updating that page, and Making Light proper, to announce upcoming Whisperado gigs. I promise to get back into that habit, starting with this last-minute note that we’re actually appearing outside of New York City tonight, at a bar-and-restaurant in Mahopac, New York called the Dockside Pub. Yes, way up in impossibly faraway Putnam County.
Starting at 7 PM, this will entail two or possibly even three sets, which suits me since I generally feel like I’m just starting to play well about forty minutes into our usual one-hour bar routine. Also unlike our usual gigs, this appearance will feature guest vocals, guitar, and keyboards by the excellent Elisa Peimer. No cover charge, but you should expect to eat or at least drink. We’re told there’s an upper level with a view of the stage for patrons who aren’t ordering a meal. So if you happen to be in the Hudson Valley and you were just now thinking “Say, I could stand to spend an evening listening to an underrehearsed but amusing New York City band,” you are so in luck.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 08:33 PM * 40 comments
Over at CNN, Glenn Beck is saying:
“This is for America. This is for NATO. This is for Bush.”I have a question for Mr. Beck: How does Mikheil Saakashvilli know this? Don’t the bombs blow up when they hit the ground, making the writing on them hard to read?These were the phrases that the president of Georgia, Mikheil Saakashvilli, told me were on Russian bombs falling before, during and after the numerous cease-fires that have come and gone since the Georgian-Russian conflict began.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 07:26 PM * 40 comments
On 23 June, 2008, a review was posted at Amazon by someone called “Speakthe truth.” It was Speakthe truth’s first and so-far only review at Amazon.
The five star review, labeling the book “insightful,” says:
A must read! New ways of thinking and looking at the world. You will not believe the funny, crazy & demented people at the library.
The book being reviewed was The Library Diaries by Ann Miketa. The Library Diaries had come out on 9 June, 2008, from PublishAmerica. The reader may be forgiven for suspecting that the review was written by the author herself. Few others would have known that it existed.
So far it’s an old story: Vanity press author fights hopeless odds to drum up publicity. Then things got interesting. Two days after that review appeared, on 25 July 2008, a librarian in the town of Ludington, Michigan, was fired.
Let’s turn now to Ludington, population 8,000. Here’s a bit from the Ludington Daily News, dated August 9, 2008:
Sometimes a pen name isn’t cover enough, Sally Stern-Hamilton has learned.The publication of her controversial book, “The Library Diaries,” written under the pen name Ann Miketa, resulted in her termination as a Mason County District Library employee after 15 years on the job. She is appealing that firing.
Written in the first person and set in what she calls a fictitious Lake Michigan town of Denialville, “The Libraries Dairies” is a series of vignettes about mostly unsavory characters encountered daily at the library
Not that the pen-name was particularly obscure: “Miketa” was Ms. Stern-Hamilton’s maiden name, PublishAmerica had sent a letter announcing the book to Ms. Stern-Hamilton’s family and friends, she’d sent a copy to the newspaper for review, and, as one commenter on the newspaper story said, “I was able to pick out every character in this book.” In addition, a photo of the Ludington Library appeared on the book’s cover.
District Library Director Dickson, in a letter to Ms. Stern-Hamilton, said, “… Each chapter is devoted to a specific library patron or patrons. Your book portrays these people in a very unflattering manner. You describe individual patrons as mentally ill, mentally incompetent, unintelligent, and unattractive. You label several as ‘perverts.’ While you stop short of naming the individuals you targeted in your book, your detailed descriptions of their unique characteristics and mannerisms make them easily identifiable in our small community.”
That sort of thing does get attention in a small community, you betcha. Observe the book’s description at Amazon:
Open this book and you’ll meet the naked patron, the greedy, unenlightened patrons, destination hell, the masturbator, horny old men, Mr. Three Hats, and a menagerie of other characters you never dreamt were housed at your public library.
Let us turn now to a local forum, Ludington Talks (Photos, videos, blogs and more. Join in.) The same day the newspaper story ran, 9 August, a discussion started. The top post reads;
I can’t put this book down. This book is a cut to the quick, tell all about OUR little hamlet we call home. If you read this you don’t you in a whole new way, YOU do live in Denialville!!! Ms. Miketa, you did a great job! Thankyou
That forum is up to eight pages of comments now and still gaining steam. While many of the comments are questions on where one can get a copy of the book, others are … more heated.
The author herself hit the web to give her side of it on 11 August, over at iReport (Unedited. Unfiltered. News.):
Library worker fired from library job for writing a book. After working for fifteen years at a public library in the rural midwest, I wrote a fictionalized account of a woman’s experiences working in a public library. My director found the book offensive, probably because it doesn’t show the director in the book in such a bright light, but ostensibly I was fired because my little 150 page book might make, “some of our patrons uncomfortable” or “some patrons may not come to the library anymore because of my book.” Nevermind the fact that the particular patrons he is referring to would come to the library even if it were burning down to access their porn, terrorist groups, pedophile, or alien sightings sites.
Uh-oh. Alien sighting sites.
She laments that she is unable to find a lawyer to take her case. The comment thread there is only four posts long right now, with half of them from the author herself.
We’re up to 11 August now, when WorldNetDaily printed a condensed version of the Ludington Daily News story. Should the WorldNetDaily or Ludington Daily Press stories vanish from the web, they’ve both been reprinted at the SafeLibraries blog, “Educating people and politicians about public libraries and who controls them. Hint: local citizens should, not the American Library Association. If your local library is run by ALA acolytes applying ALA policy, this blog will provide examples of what can be done to reverse that.”
Interested in how The Library Diaries is doing saleswise? Here’s a graph of the book’s Amazon Sales Rank starting on 13 August.
I learned about this story from a thread, started on 13 August, called PA author, a librarian, gets fired from job because of book, in a forum where folks who think that PublishAmerica is the worst thing since mangel-wurtzel bread gather. PublishAmerica is well-known for not bothering to read submissions before they offer contracts. Possibly relevant: The $200K judgment against AuthorHouse
Like many places on line, if you don’t read the comments at the various sites you’re missing half the fun.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 10:27 AM * 212 comments
My father had some words of advice for me, and now I pass them on to you:
- Once you have a car you never have any money ever again.
- Go first class or go steerage.
- Never drink rotgut.
Posted by Avram Grumer at 11:19 PM * 60 comments
Back in March, a graphic designer named Mike Rohde took a pocket Moleskine sketchbook along with him to the SXSW Interactive conference and took these great little visually-intense notes he called “sketchnotes”. They caught my eye, and I immediately decided to do the same thing for the next SF convention I went to, which turned out to be Denvention 3.
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So here are the notes. I’m not as prolific as Rohde, and not yet as good at the graphic notes, but some of the more illustrative pages are pretty good.
I think, for next time, that I need to write bigger, and feel free to let the notes for a given panel sprawl across multiple page spreads. And do more sketches at parties and meals.
Posted by Jim Macdonald at 09:38 PM * 170 comments
Tuvok the Vulcan he was there
Standin’ at the bar,
Sayin’ “This isn’t logical
An’ I’m not in pon farr.”
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this timeAgent Mulder he was there
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
Suckin’ on a beer
Asking all the passers-by
“Is Alex Krycek here?”
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this timeAgent Scully she was there
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
Standin’ on her head
Provin’ tae a’ the boys an’ girls
Her hair is really red.
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this timeThe Buffy-bot sure she was there
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
Lookin’ round the place
A can o’ lube-oil in her hand
An’ lust upon her face.
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this timeVampire Willow she was there
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
In her leather vest,
Sayin’ “First I’ll do the lassies
An’ then I’ll do the rest.”
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this timeAn’ when the ball was over
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
Then everyone expressed
While the ballin’ was exquisite
The slash-fic was the best.
An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.
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