I think "Hero Wave" is the part of the name that's supposed to be a "brand," but it's hard to be sure. Since they seem to make cutting tools for wooden moldings, "wave molding" just doesn't seem to work. Maybe somebody who can read the sign on the place can translate it?

This is my tentative guess at how the paragraph breaks down. The first and last lines are the murkiest.

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hero wave
molding tool factory
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is
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manufacturing.
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the quantity attaining
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to inside possess the.

I can't guess what that last bit is supposed to mean, unless it's a mangled version of "taking the inside curve".

His idiosyncratic use of "noting" recurs throughout the document. He has an even more idiosyncratic use of "quilt" that has me completely stumped.

But it's those verbs that get me. They're fabulous. Look at "be engaged inning". That's the phrasal verb "to be engaged in," shorn of its "to" because he didn't understand the infinitive, with "-ing" appended to make it a present-tense verb.

" Rather wave company for hero wave molding tool factory creating set upping in 1980,is a profession be engaged inning noting the molding tool the design, manufacturing. Our company's design manufacturing of set request for noting the molding tool the quantity attaining act foring importing, at go together to inside possess the. " Is this not summated enough that wave ridden hero button now realizes abundant overtaking.

Button lies, summary lies, meaning presses hard the important creating. Mold? "Not even a doom."

Kip

In five hundred years, people will still be trying to descry the occult meanings of the Oracle of Nostrakipus, "Button lies, summary lies, meaning presses hard the important creating," indeed!

I particularly like "...and own the fixed assets 2200 ten thousand dollarses, factory premises cover the area 7500 square meterses." Dollarses in its pocketses, my precious!

Can't fault their in their mission statement, though. "The enthusiasm welcomes the domestic and international and new and old customer to come the patronage! Business enterprise target: Applied international management standard, controle the world technique; The creates the top-grade molding tool in world, completely satisfy the customer need." If only our industries over here in Capitalismland were so dedicated.

Several cardiovascular devices are
undergoing preclinical testing in
the bovine model at our center
to address this issue.

I believe "bovine model" corresponds to
"lab cow."

-- Basho-Bazouk

Pyrographers! Abecedarians! Anthracite!

Suddenly I'm having flashbacks to All My Sins Remembered.

1) We won't have enough in common with them to even attempt communication, or to provide any motive for it. Which brings up

2) They probably won't come. Pace Von Daniken (hah!), they haven't been here yet; we're in an out of the way corner gigaparsecs from Trantor, and there are billions of planets like ours out there, only not so dirty, and uninfested with worthless hairy bipeds.

3) They'll be so advanced that they'll communicate via pure thought. 1) still applies. If they can communicate via pure thought, 2) applies in spades!

4) We won't have to, because they'll a) have learned all our languages from TV broadcasts (that guy you heard saying 'groovy'? prob'ly one of 'em); b) have flawless machine translators (a ridiculous concept; if they understood us well enought to make machines that translate our languages, they'd speak dozens of them anyway); or c) wipe us out to the last cryogenically preserved stem cell as soon as they notice us.

5) Send our finest linguistic minds to try to establish communication. After the first attempt to speak their language is made, we'll send our SECOND finest linguistic minds to retrieve the gnawed bones and try again. ("How was I to know 'Noam Chomsky' meant 'please devour my pancreas'?!?!?" Not that Noam Chomsky would be there.)

6) Don't worry your pretty little Earthling head. Everything will be fine, you'll see. We'll make it all better.

Business enterprise target:Applied international management standard, control the world the technique

With a mold like this, I could, dare I say it...

[insert plausible WWF yell about here]

Or if they invaded and and wiped out an entire nation or ethnic group, he'd support people who denied that it ever happened.

Hee!

Transalted.

(or was this intentional?)

Perhaps a new word for when languages are translated badly enough to inflict harm -- Transaulted.

Or maybe it's a reference to taking it with a grain of salt - or, as Judy Harrow used to say, with "a small Siberian salt mine."

In fact, many Americans do this already.

"After the seism, the time of the analysis and reflexion. The shortly after the first turn of the presidential election, marked by the incredible opening of Jean-Marie the PEN (16,86% of the votes at the national level) and the elimination of Lionel Jospin, analysts and politologists the results of April auscultate 21, to try to include/understand nature, the springs and the distinctive features this electoral success until one did not wait."

Though what "auscultate" is doing hanging around with all those other words I don't know. Probably like the optometrist who was killed in the St. Valentine's Day massacre.