Or, in these over-protective days, seven is too young to have seen _The Wizard of Oz_.

The kid hauled Mike to a stop out on the sidewalk and let him know that in spite of any denials Mike might make, he knew who he was.

I think it was the year after that that one of Mike's co-workers had to bring her rugrat to work with her one day. The kid, peeking over the top of a cubicle wall, was everlastingly impressed to discover that his mother worked with Santa Claus.

One of the things I miss about having an unrealistic hair color was that it got me into conversations with kids that age and a little younger. I remember one saying "You have red hair" over and over again, as though he were deeply pleased at having figured something out.

What I eventually understood -- his mother and I were doing our wash at the same laundromat, so he and I had time for an extended interaction -- was that he'd heard about people having red hair, but I, by golly, had red hair that was actually red.

It's a fine thing to be able to give a small child the experience of having language suddenly turn real.

When I was young and pretty and had lots of curly gold hair (since gone dark, then gray, then invisible), some kids mistook me for William Katt (actually for the character he played on The Greatest American Hero).

Even when I wore a big heavy silver pentacle (only for weddings these days), nobody figured it out. Some thought I was a Satanist (ggggrrrrggg); one guy asked if I might be "a member of the same tribe I belong to" -- took me a while to realize that he was asking if I were Jewish. He was basing it off the pentacle, too: either he was completely innumerate, or educated enough to mistake the pentacle for the Seal of Solomon (a reasonable error).

I gave the best answer I could, that I wasn't actually observant.

We're flying back from Saint Thomas last week and my daughter (age 2) is sitting in the window seat. She's munching peanuts or whatever the latest snack was. Talking to herself. Having a grand time.

She gets down to the last peanut, turns, holding it up for me to see as it rests perfectly in the center of her little palm.

"Daddy," she says. "The One Ring."

"Hello, witch!"

"Silence, _muggle!_" (Reaches meaningfully for purse.)

The most disturbing was being followed around a supermarket by two delightfull little additions to the gene pool who walked behind me chanting,
'Jew, Jew, Jew' in a decidedly unfriendly manner.

I turned round, and in my best very scary voice said 'Not Jewish, witch!'
To my immense satisfaction, they ran away with a look of horror, one of them in tears. I was hoping that their irate parental unit would corner me for an expination, I would have love to know where they got their lovely manners from. But I didn't see them again.

Love children, couldn't eat a whole one (though I'm sure Teresa could find me a wonderful recipe which might make them more palatable).

Anyway, I hope they had nightmares for weeks.

I had several occasions where I had anti-Semitic comments from wearing the pentagram. I sort of think that if people are stupid enough not to be able to tell the difference between a five pointed star and a six pointed star...

And I always took delight in telling them all that I was a witch, even though that isn't strictly an accurate description of my religion.

I now wear a crescent (I felt the need for a moon symbol, rather than a solar one) and haven't had any comments, yet.

And more to the point, you're busted. But that's OK.
Now you've got to give us all good wishes. But you would do that anyway .

Seriously, it's yet another one of those trans-space-time moments (OK, I let you tell the story about you on the subway with the urchin and you looking like a Victorian matron).

Claire, of course you get good wishes, plus whatever you need that happens to be in my pockets. The story about the time-traveling kid on the subway is already on record here.

Mad, Rebecca is magic and funny, she inherited it from both sides, and I still think life may hold no greater honor than that six-month period when she named one of her feet "Teresa" and the other one "Patrick."