(My mother has Weather Bug, but she has it watching several locations.)

The town drunk in Hitchcock's The Birds

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/G1.html

And given that tropical cyclones are now popping up in all sorts of unprecedented places (Iberia, Brazil...), I would not want to bet that they won't start popping up out-of-season, either.

But, yeah.

http://cimss.ssec.wisc.edu/tropic/real-time/atlantic/movies/g8irnhc/g8irnhcjava.html

Well, certain types of wintertime nor'easter would be called cyclones if they occurred during the summertime. The Blizzard of '78 comes to mind. IIRC, that thing had an eye and everything.

I think it was last year that a tropical storm formed before the season started, and it may've been a year or two before that when we had a tropical storm in December.

We've broken our planet!

If those names are exhausted, the nomenclature calls for continuing with the names of the letters of the Greek alphabet.

For the past 10 years, we've only gotten to the LMNOP range, except for 1995, when we went all the way to Tanya.

Except, of course, for the Witch of November.

And it's not over in October. Historically, the heart of the season is July-September. October sees, on average, 1.6 named storms a year. November sees one typically once every two years.

Given the incredible warmth of the tropical oceans this year, and the fact than just about anything that forms near Cuba this year has quickly ramped up to a Category 5 storm, this isn't over by a long shot. I wouldn't call the 2005 Hurricane Season over until 1-Jan-2006.

I don't know what's more atypical. Three of the Five lowest hurricane pressures ever recorded in the Atlantic Basin were this year, or Vince making a run at Portugal.

The one salient feature of this seasons has been storms forming and intensifying in completely ahistorical ways. TD 24 was expected to spin up for three days before she became Wilma, when she did, they were looking at maybe a Category 2, before hitting severe shear in the Gulf.

12 hours and 72 lost millibars later, and the forecasters are just staring at the data going "What the fuck? How the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from?"

This storm spun up so hard and fast we almost lost a hurricane hunter plane, as they made a typical Category 2 pass along the 850mb pressure contour -- then hit the incredibly tight eye, and found themselves looking at sub 900 mb of pressure -- and only 1500' of altitude left before they hit the water. The rest of the passes were made at 700mb -- normally, this level is about 10000 feet. In Wilma, at ~895mb, the 700mb level is around 6500 feet, but that's a mile more air between the plane and the waves.

It's late October. We shouldn't even be thinking of such, but I give it better than 50% we see Tropical Storm Alpha.

Or - possibly - the 'Dies Irae' from the Verdi Requiem. Something that makes it clear that God is about to let His Hammer fall.

That explains it: the planet is trying to fix itself! (Of course, it's going to fix itself by getting rid of us, but what else can you expect?)

This is literally true. Hurricanes, by expending vast quantities of energy, cool the ocean. They cool the SURFACE much more, because they churn up water from the depths. But all that bond-breaking energy comes from somewhere; it's easier to rip something to shreds than to put it together, but it still takes a lot of energy.

I'm glad it's down to Cat-4 this morning. Hope it keeps weakening.

Out of idle curiosity I looked up the piece in question and found that a) there is some controversy about whether it is really by JSB b) it might originally have been written for solo violin and c) there is a theory that it was deliberately written to use the full range and power of the instrument, so that an organist could use it to test that his organ was in perfect working order.

Ahem. Er. Sorry for lowering the tone.

Am I the only one who's noticed that the meteorologists seem to like to call female-named hurricanes "she," but never seem to call male-named ones "he"?

Well, not never. I've heard it a time or two. But male-named ones are usually "it."

That's a cool (kewl?) page though. It strikes me that if it is among JSB's earliest works, it's entirely plausible that he would write such a piece to test the organ. In fact, if he had an organ that he really liked, he might have written it just to SHOW OFF its capabilities!

On the bright side, none of the Americans I work with have complained about British summer weather for, ooh, months and months now. Florida seems about to get it in the neck again: time for Giblets.

STAND TALL, FLORIDA!

...Yes Californians get an earthquake now and then, yes it snows up north. But only you have decided to shuffle off to an enormous foul poisonous bog afflicted with giant man-eating lizards which is routinely punched from the sky by storm titans who seek to blot it from the very sight of God!

This page has a satellite photo of the Blizzard of '78. Huuuuuuuuuuuuge. Scary! And that looks like an eye to me.

MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- Two days after Hurricane Wilma, Floridians faced the unpleasant prospect Wednesday of waiting in lines for hours to get basic necessities such as water and ice.

Amid widespread power outages, thousands of frustrated North Miami residents stood in line for nearly 12 hours Tuesday for a bag of ice and three bottles of water.

"All that time. This is all we get?" asked 23-year-old Fanie Aristil, speaking to The Associated Press after waiting nine hours for the supplies.

Frances Marine, of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, urged Floridians to be patient, AP reported.

"People will have their needs met," Marine said. "The bottom line is that there's a plan in place."

Michael Chertoff, secretary of Homeland Security -- which is in charge of FEMA -- is scheduled to tour Florida's hurricane damage on Wednesday.

Long lines also formed for supplies in Hollywood, Florida, where a noon distribution time was announced in error. A three-hour wait turned into a seven-hour ordeal.

"Do things decent and in order," complained one person who endured the wait. "Give people directions and it can be followed properly. Otherwise, shut up."

Just north of Hollywood, in Dania Beach, men were seen unloading crates of bottled water -- but no one was there to receive it.

...

On Florida's southwest coast, in Naples, residents were angry when FEMA staff didn't show up to distribute water when they said they would.

"What are we supposed to do? We're supposed to count on FEMA. It's disgusting," resident Nilsa Colon said.

Naples Mayor Bill Barnett added, "Don't commit if you can't deliver."

Good thing we didn't have a major terrorist attack, isn't it?

Tropical Storm Beta has made its appearance.