It's going to work about the same way it has before: not.

Were on what, plan E, now?

CNN sure buried that paragraph, didn't they? Way down the page, after all the fluff.

My cubie's response was exactly - word! - the same as yours.

We saw this with the Iraq War, where "Failing to plan is planning to fail" turned into "Planning for failure creates failure".

Colonial administration requires troops, the only thing to debate is the excuse to keep them there without having to spell the word "protectorate". A few weeks are more than enough to hammer this out, so the Cheney administration is perfectly on time. I'm sure the new script will be ready by the end of the Friedman, with Swiss precision. Jim, you really shouldn't worry, your democracy is in safe hands.

Completely different strategy.

We can give it some kind of good PR name, like Operation Run Like Hell, or Operation Sucks To Be You, Sunnis, or Operation Let The Bloodbath Continue Without Us, or Operation Lets You and Him Ethnically Cleanse One Another, or....

So, when the Allied breakout took place and the Germans had to retreat towards the German border, there was no defense line they could stop and reform in. There was the Siegfried Line, but it had been stripped of weapons earlier and not put rearmed.

Only the Allied armies outrunning their logistics train allowed the Germans the time they needed to build a defense.

Bush & Company are just like those Germans; they are certain that THIS plan will work in Iraq, there's no need for fallback plans or 'what if' thinking, they just KNOW it will work! We're on Plan D now, right?

I believe that that's now being called a 'Friedman unit'. It's sort of indefinite, like a 'Sagan' is 'billions and billions'.

No, a Friedman is six months. I believe it was Atrios (Duncan Black) who was responsible for defining the unit.

No, a Friedman is six months. It was Atrios (Duncan Black) who was responsible for defining the unit.

The game is simple: run out the clock, so that Bush can avoid having to admit failure and so that the Republicans can blame whoever does finally admit failure. It's an easy game to play, given the facts that (1) it is impossible to find 16 Republican Senators who are willing to override a veto and end the war, and (2) it is easy to find members of the Washington establishment who, at any moment, are willing to wait just another six months. Progress isn't important. What's important is being able to come up with some argument---not necessarily a plausible argument, just some argument-shaped object---for why the strategy of the moment will work real soon now.

There's just a year and a half to go before Bush will have successfully run out the clock. The "surge" was the first step---well, really it was the second. The first was the several months of delay while the Bush crowd said they were studying the issue to come up with a new strategy. That was the "surge". Originally we were told that we'd know whether it had succeeded within N months. But then, after that seeming deadline had passed, we were told that they actually meant N months starting from the moment when all the troops got there, which hadn't happened yet.

So now we're into the next phase: a few more months of study to float the idea that we need a new plan, then another few more months to implement it, and after that we'll have to give it six more months to see if it has worked.

Failing to mention the possibility of plan B until the middle of 2007 is just part of this sick game. It'll only take one or two more rounds and Bush will have achieved the goal of making the Iraq disaster someone else's problem.

So it will all be over by Christmas?

[shudder, weep]

Absolutely. Christmas 2008.

I suspect this is also behind the Democrats' eagerness to encourage an earlier pullout. It's likely that there will be a Democrat in the white house in 2009, and she'd probably rather not have her first few months be defined by those media images of the humiliating pullout, bloodbath of those of our former friends who don't manage to get out before we do, and massacre of undefended civilians surrounded by the wrong ethnic/religious group. Though no matter whose watch it happens on, there's no way to spin the Iraq war as not being Bush's policy.

IMO, the pullout is going to get truly ugly. Nobody wants it to land on them. If that results in a few hundred more Americans dead, and a few tens of thousands more Iraqis dead, well, that's a price that a variety of political leaders are prepared to pay.

BALDRICK: This is my rifle and this is my gun,
One is for fighting, the other for fun.

BLACKADDER: Private Baldrick, that's a turnip.

BALDRICK: Only since I trapped it in the door, sir.

BLACKADDER: And what did Corpsman Cheney say?

BALDRICK: Keep doing it until it gets better, sir.

Actually, that's exactly what we need: A "50 Ways" getting-the-hell-out-of Iraq song. You know, "Sneak out the back, Jack; make a new plan, Stan. Just hop on the bus, Gus -- don't need to discuss much! Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free."

Just need to change one phrase -- "leave your lover".

"Get under cover"?

Doesn't scan.

Anyone?

Let's call it Operation Enduring Freedom. They've been enduring it this long, awhile longer can't hurt ...

Godwinated by comment 16! A new land speed record!

And, confusingly, spraying defoliants over Anbahr Province.

This is the same administration that
a) predicted the Iraqis would greet us as liberators, while not actually planning for either
. i) a sufficient force to pacify the people, or
. ii) what to do if plan A didn't work;
b) cannot admit a mistake was ever made.

So if it didn't work, do it again is by necessity the modus operandi - to do something different (i.e. plan for the possibility of failure ahead of time) would be to admit that the old strategy (never mind the possibility of failure, go straight at 'em) was itself a mistake.

Not to mention that a failure would indicate that the initial idea [invade Iraq | create Surge] was a mistake itself.

Thus, planning either for failure now, or based on a past failure, would be admitting a mistake. And the PTB can't have that, oh no. There are no mistakes, no failures - only opportunities to do the same old thing again.

In fact, Wiki limits Godwin's law violations to "inappropriate, inordinate, or hyperbolic comparisons of other situations (or one's opponent) with Hitler or Nazis." Further, it "does not apply to discussions directly addressing genocide, propaganda, or other mainstays of the Nazi regime".

So too here, we're talking about military strategy, so comparison to other overconfident military strategies is entirely appropriate.

Thus, Godwination has not yet been achieved.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The White House announced Tuesday that an upcoming progress report will result in "the beginning of a new way" in Iraq, but President Bush said military commanders, not politicians, will show the way forward.

President Bush said Tuesday military commanders, not politicians, will lead a "new way" forward in Iraq.

Six months after announcing an increase of nearly 30,000 U.S. troops that became known as the "surge," Bush told a town meeting in Cleveland, Ohio, on Tuesday that the U.S. commander in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, has only had the troops he requested for "a few weeks" and needs time to show results.

Bush thinks he's actually listening to his commanders.
I think I'd prefer listening to Lt Riley doing 'Kathleen' one more time.

He said it's not may habit to just go and invade
At least before the lobbyists have managed to get paid
But 'til the escorts get here (so I can go get laid):
There must be fifty ways to bug from Baghdad
Fifty ways to bug from Baghdad.

Declare victory, Lee
Head for Kuwait, Nate
You don't need to win, Finn
Just say that you won.
Get on a plane, Kane
You don't have to explain
Next quarter will tell, Belle,
And say that you won.

He said it grieves me that you're polling down so low
And hearing all the hippies say 'I told you so,'
But there's one thing that you really have to know
About the fifty ways.

He said you can announce it that you have a master plan
Then blame your blunders on those fellows in Iran
Before you know it you'll discover that you can
Find fifty ways to bug from Baghdad

Declare victory, Lee
Head for Kuwait, Nate
You don't need to win, Finn
Just say that you won.
Get on a plane, Kane
You don't have to explain
Next quarter will tell, Belle,
Then say that you won.

Oh, good.

Oh, yes, he listens to his generals:
..Ex-surgeon general says Bush officials kept information from public
..President Bush Muzzled First Surgeon General on Science Topics
..Former Surgeon General Was Muzzled, Censored By Bush Administration...

after first choreographing what they'll say.

Damn it, I am truly sick of hearing Bush say he's "listening to the commanders." For one thing, it's bullshit (Shinseki?) and for another thing, it is too obviously a set up for blaming the military when, at long last, after many more dead, we finally pull out of Iraq.

I would like to hear the Democrats respond by pointing out that in our system of government the military follows policies set by the civilian government, and that it is the responsibility of that civilian government to provide the military with clear objectives based on policies which make sense, for some reality-based value of sense. Can anyone tell me WTF "Win in Iraq" means this week?

I thought not.

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One can only speculate about the state of mind required to ignore all established knowledge on a subject and instead follow half-arsed ideological cant, even when it clearly doesn't work.

*Or at least not make such a spectacular cock-up of it.

I see that the "new strategy" is, in fact, the old one that they should have been following since they first started using the word insurgent, that in fact Patreaus' 101st followed in the North of Iraq until they were cycled out.

Ooh! Oooh! Can we get our Watergate redo?

Pfui.

> Though no matter whose watch it happens on, there's no way to spin the Iraq war as not being Bush's policy.

I agree with the first part of your post, but not the bit above. I hate to think about it, but I have a dreadful feeling that the war is the "fault" of whoever is holding the parcel when the music stops.

It's even worse than that. We had a plan for point a.i, and Rumsfeld threw it out:

"Here Mr. Rumsfeld, with the obvious approval of Cheney and Bush, tampered and tinkered with literally everything. He threw out a war plan, which had been drawn up based on everything the generals had learned about war in that part of the world, that called for an invasion force of 450,000 American and allied troops. Mr. Rumsfeld determined that a figure of something like 100,000 would be more than enough and threw out five years of planning and war games."

Whether the war is justified or not, the way it is being carried out is, at least, reckless and irresponsible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irMeHmlxE9s

Oh, I guess he does remember.

How about "50 ways to run for cover"

Scooter. I still can't get over a grown man using that name, but especially a grown man in the Vice-President's office...

He worked in the President's office before that. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

Strangely, White House tools 'retouted' Iraq mission would have made just as much sense.

http://opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110010320

Closing sentence:

"Demands for withdrawal are no longer demands to pull out of a deteriorating situation with little hope; they are now demands to end a new approach to this conflict that shows every sign of succeeding."

This is then followed by a footer giving various background info about the writer, which somehow neglects to mention that the writer was one of the architects of the surge. (See the credits slide on the AEI "surge" Powerpoint proposal from last fall; she's on it, and her husband is also on it as lead author.)

One change: He's now trying to blame the Iraqis for the problems.

The reporters didn't ask him questions about that, they just drank it all down.

What is it with the white house and husband/wife teams doing the intelligence/war planning thing? I'm cool with the need for two incomes in the DC area and all, but doesn't that kind of make debate of plans and ideas a little uncomfortable? ("Darling, your plan for de-baathification is nuts. And you don't pick up your damned underwear off the floor, either.") And doesn't it also undermine financial independence a bit, since if you p--s off the boss, both of you lose your jobs at the same time?

It's often a good idea to have some independence of thought among different thinkers in your organization. It's almost always a good idea to have independent sources of information in trying to decide the facts about a big policy question, especially if you're going to be betting a lot on being right. Why do I know this, but the people planning the war and invasion and occupation and running the effort to discover if Iraq has nukes don't know that?

Of course it's the Iraqis' fault! If they'd just greeted us with candy and flowers, and settled down to become a spontaneous liberal democracy, toppling all the "dominoes" of the rest of the middle east regimes into liberal democracies as well, imagine how good Bush would look right now. We'd be calling him a modern Churchill.

Damned ingrates. We go to all the trouble and ruinous expense of invading their country, blowing all kinds of stuff up with smart bombs and cruise missiles at a million bucks a pop, kill a bunch of their people, and kick off a brutal civil war, and all they can do is complain.

I just think a responsible publication should disclose the involvement of someone (and/or someone's close family) in the creation of a plan that they're writing an assessment of, if that involvement isn't obvious already. It can be appropriate in many cases for someone to review their own work, but readers should *know* that's what they're doing.

(My own disclosure: I know both of the Kagans from university, though we've not been in touch much in recent years.)

We had all the chance in the world to make this work, and we pissed it away, with all the speed we could manage.

You know what this reminds me of? When Fidel Castro fell seriously ill last year. Here's an excerpt from the AP report:

(AP) -- The White House and Congress, caught unaware by Fidel Castro's illness, prepared Wednesday for a possible showdown in Cuba as lawmakers drafted legislation that would pay millions of dollars to dissidents who fight for democratic change.

The handover was a surprise to the White House and Congress, one senator said.

The president's comment was that everybody was caught by surprise, and we'll have to wait and see" what U.S. action is necessary, said Sen. Robert Bennett, R-Utah, who discussed the developments with President Bush on Tuesday.

And my reaction: They didn't have a plan for what to do if Castro got sick? It caught them by surprise? The guy is 80 years old! It didn't occur to them that he might get sick and die soon? And besides... shouldn't they have a plan for what to do in case ANY MAJOR LEADER IN THE FREAKIN' WORLD gets sick or assassinated or has an anvil fall on his head or whatever?

We are so very, very fucked.

I've been avoiding the 'news' coverage on the grounds that I'd rather not read (or listen to) press releases from administration flacks.