So you wonder what your part is
Because you're saddled and repressed
But freedom's where your heart is
So you freedom's in your chest.

Everyone's a stallion in their own way
Everyone can rear and neigh and paw.
Just not as high as me
But ponies, you can still look on with awe

Everyone's a stallion in their own way
In own My Little Pony way.

So it's time to belly up to the bar, and order a pony of the best, in an attempt to jigger up the random abuses of language being shot about the place.

As a hoofer?

I hope that's your mane (if not only) problem with me.

Come on now, it's not so bad. You mustang in a little longer, otherwise you'll roan it for the rest of us.

Sooner or later they'll tail off, but until then I think I need tobian my way, a pal o' mine owes me money, and he'll pay the tab.

I shall light a cantle in memory of this thread.

Cadbury.

Aw, Serge, you know I only ride herd on you because I *heart* you.

I'm a foal for these pun fests.

All that matters
Taking matters firmly by the bit
Soon I'll control everything
And to your reins submit

Captain Hammer:
Slow down, everyone,
Drop out of the race
Let the winner by
I will set the pace.

Yes, Captain Hammer's here
Mane flowing as I trot
The race needs a star, and I'm so hot.

A stallion must run where a stallion must run
It seems the real race has only just begun
The only way to lose is if we don't finish tied
So I'll slow up and we'll go side by side.

I see this conversation is quite stable, so I won't muck it up with any more bad puns. Of course, I was a groom before I went to vet school, so I've kicked back with the galloping punsters before. Some of my puns could give you the heaves, while other will just leave you saying "HAY!".

Wither you agree, let's take a poll: all those in favor of dumping this topic raise their right ears. Don't twitch, or you'll be sorry.