Jim's ghost go-bag would be much more complete.

I want one of those nuclear accelerators out of Ghostbusters!

Trust me-- they're more trouble than they're worth.

But in any case, killing the dead would presumably be unhealthy for them, and we want only happy healthy ghosts. Perhaps she can get them started on a nightly workout regime.

You mean an exorcise plan?

She looks like my sister-out-law before she puts on her Halloween costume.

And the site sort of worked in Safari... sorta.

Pity I have morals, I suspect there's a modest living to be made from such shenannigans.

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Trust me-- they're more trouble than they're worth.

And God won't help you if you cross the beams. She hates it when you destroy the universe.

As a devout agnostic, I don't have leaders in my religion. I'm agnostic about them, too.

Clifton Royston @16:
For whatever reason I'm imagining the Old Gumbie cat turning the cockroches into a Boy Scout troop....

But what if I want my ghosts cooked?

Wall-to-wall, hardcore exorcist action?

ghost-on-ghost action!

A gender specific bumbag would have the saying "Girls rule; boys drool" printed on it.

In British dialect at least, a fanny pack is implicitly gendered, since men haven't a fanny to hang it near.

I guess ghosts are sensitive to pesticides.

(Considers homemade spirit pack for Christmas present)

* So far as people reading this can tell anyway

It's odd, too. If the ghosts are sensitive to pesticides, if anything, the non-organic stuff should drive them away better. It suggests a whole new second-market application for RAID, which in turn could lead to another set of fun animations (except nothing gets killed and turned into a lily-holding shade, because the pests are already dead).

I was forgetting the living, which are breathing in the stuff.

Reminds me of Kim Philby, in Tim Powers' "Declare", warding off the djinn by drinking half-and-half neat gin and Flit insecticide.