Vanessa Felice needs to offload it. It’s been slept on exactly twice, which is less use than it would get on a showroom floor; also she’s a nonsmoker and doesn’t have a cat, if that’s a concern. The store listed the sofabed as a queen, but Vanessa thinks it’s a full. It’s upholstered in woven fabric, “kind of a brown and tan floral kind of thing.” It was $1,000 from Seaman’s. Vanessa will take $650, including delivery if you live in NYC. If you don’t have any sofabed sheets, she’ll throw those in too.

And while we’re on the subject: If you’re looking for an assistant (types, files, runs interference; has great phone skills, common sense, and work experience in several chronically frantic industries), Vanessa is also available. Send queries on either subject to me at tnh@panix.com, or post them in the Comments section, and I’ll pass them on to her.