Afraid you forgot
the glory of Brooklyn is
three AM bagels.

Posted August 5, 2002 11:39 AM by Erik V. Olson

Seattle (ok Renton, really) haiku

Hippies you'd expect.
Where did the red-necks come from?
They drive me crazy

Posted August 5, 2002 12:00 PM by Scott Janssens

Genuine Seattle haiku

The sky is cool grey
And this one is not lying
It is cool and damp

Posted August 5, 2002 12:19 PM by Mary Kay

One from the north country:

Nights are cooler here.
But wise tourists remember:
Brake For Moose In Road.

Posted August 5, 2002 1:10 PM by Debra Doyle

STL

Hot, hot, humid, hot
Did I mention it is hot?
We hate Seattle.

Posted August 5, 2002 1:50 PM by Erik V. Olson

Hoboken

In Summer swelter,
Home at last from baking heat:
A power failure.

Hoboken? Ooo, I'm
Dying, say the New Yorkers.
(We still recycle.)

Posted August 5, 2002 2:36 PM by Christopher Hatton

A Mf8f8se once bit my sister... No realli!

Posted August 5, 2002 2:39 PM by Scott Janssens

[Minneapolis haiku]

Woken by coolness,
the lawnmower next door is
chewing on its lawn.

It was hot. Then cool.
Rain, wind. Warmer. Cool again.
State Fair soon, I guess.

Ah! The mysteries!
Deep-fried cheese curds. Butterheads.
Walleye on a stick.

OK, but where else
can you see crop art depict
Jackie and Samo?

Juan makes sure we see
the Tina Turner chickens
in the poultry barn.

It's the playing that
I like. Stuffed animals are
just fringe benefits.

Dang it, they tore down
the Cattleman's Steak Dinner
and Beer Garden. Dang!

[and one spontaneous tanka:]

In the Fine Arts show,
people await the moving sculpture.
In the milking parlor,
they do the same. All one.
I love the State Fair.

Posted August 5, 2002 3:33 PM by Elise Matthesen

Baltimore:

Ready rock, dope fiends,
Charming red brick rowhouses,
Minor-league baseball.

Lovely harbor views
From the miles-long traffic jams
Eastern Shoreward bound

Old Bay Seasoning
Long after the crab feast ends
Still scents your fingers.

Posted August 5, 2002 5:00 PM by Rivka Wald

After winter's wrath,
Trains rattle briskly along
Beneath snowbound streets.

Smoked salmon's nova.
Only the connoisseurs know:
Lox is brine-pickled.

Guns strictly controlled,
Abortion rights protected --
New York's G.O.P.

If you're a black man
Don't show the cops your wallet;
Forty-one reasons.

City asks question:
What should replace Twin Towers?
Eight million answers.

Posted August 5, 2002 6:14 PM by Avram

I'll write some Alameda haiku when I get the chance. In the meantime, check out:

www.newyorker.com/talk/content/?020325ta_talk_paumgarten

and

www.honku.org

Posted August 5, 2002 6:54 PM by Janet Lafler

August on Mt. Tam
Remember to bring raingear
To the wedding picnic.

Twain's observation
On summer in San Francisco:
All too true, alas.

In Alameda
Gardeners love the sandy soil
But fear "The Big One."

Posted August 5, 2002 7:04 PM by Janet Lafler

Trailer Life Haiku

Circle the wagons.
Our fort of rust and chaos
against a beige tide.

Gray clouds each morning.
It may burn off. Noon will tell.
"June Gloom" means summer.

Our redwing hawk left.
Harassed, perhaps, by old crows
guarding gum tree nests.

Sarah loves tall grass:
rolling, stretching. Grazing.
Vomiting is fun.

Sweet William in pots,
bindweed cresting the chain link:
Trailer Queen bouquets.

Posted August 5, 2002 7:11 PM by Ulrika O'Brien

Climate:

Saint Louis sweats now
as it does every summer
Midwest summer murk

But one can't give in
There are porks steaks to grill up
and baseball tonight

So we trudge through it
waiting for thuderstorms to roar
and bring cooling winds.

Or to the Ozarks
camping, swimming and hiking
the land's oldest hills.

Or floating cool streams
spending all the day afloat
doing just about nil.

There are days we wish
for Colorado mountains
or sweet sea breezes.

But we have no such
So we go on, in the heat
waiting for autumn

When the trees go gold,
fiery red, orange -- rivers rise up
and breezes soothe us.

And we are happy -
until winter's harsh teeth urge
us into summer arms.

Again. Is there nothing
that will make us content with
the weather we have?

Ha! We are picky
And we remember that day
high: seventy two.

Posted August 5, 2002 10:03 PM by Erik V. Olson

Arizona

Opening the door
I greet the predawn morning;
97 degrees.

Gnarled century-old
olive trees offer to shade
the homeless sleeper.

Hopping barefoot out
to water the young ficus;
douse whose feet first?

Run across the pavement
from the flooded front yard;
my footprints fade fast

Kids running, laughing
in the midst of a summer storm
which breaks its promise.

Thick dust clouds followed
by lighning, thunder, and wind;
please, God, a rainstorm.

Posted August 6, 2002 2:33 AM by BCNielsen

I was telling my trainer my two Hoboken haiku, and pointing out that they're not technically good haiku, because they don't mention a season or time of day...he wryly commented "No, 'power failure' is a time of day in Hoboken!"

Posted August 6, 2002 12:07 PM by Christopher Hatton

It cools off at night --
Toronto splendid-skyed, fine
must know I'm leaving.

Posted August 7, 2002 10:40 PM by Graydon

You're leaving Toronto? What?

Posted August 8, 2002 12:14 AM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden

employment offers
occur in far Vancouver
not elsewhere this week.

Posted August 8, 2002 9:05 AM by Graydon

Imagine a world
Of haiku conversations,
Each word considered.

Posted August 8, 2002 12:50 PM by Janet Lafler

Vancouver lies close
to coveted Seattle.
Next year at SeaFair.

Posted August 8, 2002 12:58 PM by Ulrika O'Brien

It is wonderful,
This idea suggested
By Janet Lafler.

It might be better
If we used blank verse instead.
But wait! That's Shakespeare.

Posted August 8, 2002 1:18 PM by Christopher Hatton

More langorous than haiku, trailing lines
Of Shakespeare's cadence might give birth, I fear
To long, sweet speeches with the burnished gleam
Of richly caparison'd metaphors -- but see:
I've lost control already. I concede.
Though Mamet says blank verse is but the natural
Rhythm of spoken English, we're not all poets.

Posted August 8, 2002 7:05 PM by Janet Lafler

Hmm. How about:

I've lost control already. I concede.
Mamet says blank verse is the natural beat
of spoken English; still, we're not all poets.

Posted August 8, 2002 7:57 PM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden

Yes, that's better. My hat's off to Shakespeare -- I had enough trouble squeezing out 7 lines. It's a lucky thing that blank verse doesn't have to rhyme.

Posted August 8, 2002 10:27 PM by Janet Lafler

I like writing blank verse. I once wrote a whole parody-description of a going-away party for a coworker as a pseudo-Shakespearean dialogue...I'd post it here but a) it's too long, b) it's full of in-jokes, and c) it has footnotes (the annoying kind that are in HS Shakespeare texts).

I called it A Purgatory Revel, or Party 'Til You Puke.

Posted August 8, 2002 10:48 PM by Christopher Hatton

Five beats, one line
set speech's nature only
in young habits talking
horse-striding, city-walking
talk, that goes the way
long known, foot-measured, bounded.

Five beats are emphasis
desperation, haste of hitting
point or strong conclusion
in the oar-rhythm, ox-following
woods-wandering stresses of older
tongues and tales and thinking.

(which is almost as to say that I cannot
speak as Shakespeare spoke, and make it real
or ring or hold the thoughts of anyone's attention
where the words wander and want to lift
into the memory of older trees than these,
that plot how to twist the concrete all apart
and drink what went to water lawns, when
by roots widespread such pump-thieving serves.

All the world's with and five hundred's count
of years amased of speaking holds it not
or so I find it not to hold one English.)
~

Posted August 8, 2002 11:37 PM by Graydon

So, Graydon walks upon the stage
eschewing simple verse, and wielding
Shakespear's glorious voice! I'd try to match
in glorious pentameter, but I fear my attempts
would fail, as did my six syllable line, above.

Posted August 9, 2002 11:43 PM by Erik V. Olson

Do only I hear
this Japanese form of art
beat like Old English?

(Do only I hear this Japanese artform
beat like Old English or am I mistaken?)

Posted August 13, 2002 7:16 PM by Fred

Argh! I put spaces
bisecting the second one;
Goddam computer!

Posted August 13, 2002 7:19 PM by Fred

Sharp words, short lines, and
the universe of real things:
yes, they're similar.

Posted August 13, 2002 11:25 PM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden

Stupid computers
Freeze, crash, network down (again)
Where is my pencil?

Posted August 15, 2002 10:21 AM by Constance

Call Systems again --
maybe they'll fix it this time.
(Who am I kidding?)

Posted August 15, 2002 1:40 PM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden

Systems department
Trail of voice mail runs silver
Down into a void

Posted August 15, 2002 3:41 PM by Constance

I yield; I can't match that.

Posted August 15, 2002 5:00 PM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden

She says "can't match that" -
Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Yields with a good grace.

Posted August 15, 2002 7:40 PM by Christopher Hatton

(bows silently)

Posted August 16, 2002 10:17 AM by Teresa Nielsen Hayden