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September 2, 2005

Just a thought
Posted by Patrick at 12:48 PM * 11 comments

New Orleans LiveJournaler “cobaltgreen” suggests what can be done to get help into the city faster.

1. Announce they are giving late term abortions down at the Convention Center.
2. Spread the rumor that they’re thinking about disconnecting the feeding tube of a (white) woman in a coma at one of the hospitals still standing.
3. Ask a calm, mourning, middle aged woman to camp out for peace along Canal Street.

Comments on Just a thought:
#1 ::: Greg London ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 01:44 PM:

yeah, 1 woman on a feeding tube and you have the govornor passing Terri's law and sending armed state troopers to evacuate Terri and have her feeding tube inserted, the palm sunday compromise was passed by three politicians during a midnight session, more politicians tried to "subpeona" Terri Schiavo so that witness protection laws would kick in, and the president was quick to make his opinion known.

Maybe someone should announce that people are teaching evolution to the refugees. That has also been known to mobilize an army.

#2 ::: Total ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 01:47 PM:

CNN: Gay marriages occurring at New Orleans convention center.

#4 ::: Chris Clarke ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 02:13 PM:

Hell, just charge the Bush administration with the task of filling NOLA to the brim with water. It'll be bone-dry in hours.

#5 ::: Liz Henry ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 02:55 PM:

What we need here is some new words in the langugage to describe the people from the area. I was thinking that "caners" would be a good handle for people who need some variety from "looters" or "refugees".

#6 ::: Jeff ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 03:42 PM:

Well, it looks as if donations will at least go to the right place if they do start the late-term abortions or gay marraiges....

Pat Robinson wants to "manage" the donations for the hurricane survivors - see this link - http://www.livejournal.com/users/jackola/#jackola_970142

#7 ::: Jeff ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 03:49 PM:

Okay, trying this again with some corrections due to typos in my previous post:

Well, it looks as if donations will at least go to the right place if they do start the late-term abortions or gay marriages....
Pat ROBERTSON wants to "manage" the donations for the hurricane survivors - see this link - http://www.livejournal.com/users/jackola/#jackola_970142

#8 ::: Larry Brennan ::: (view all by) ::: September 02, 2005, 04:54 PM:

Here's a great, if indirect comment on our Dear Leader's excellent management via Jeffrey Rowland of Wigu fame.

It's even got a great idea for campaign cost savings that would certainly work here in Seattle.

#9 ::: mythago ::: (view all by) ::: September 03, 2005, 12:43 AM:

Not to mention "Put out the word that a blonde co-ed has gone missing in the French Quarter."

#10 ::: PiscusFiche ::: (view all by) ::: September 03, 2005, 05:35 AM:

My friend thinks that Bush should volunteer his ranch in Crawford as staging grounds for refugees to camp out in.

And I quote:

The Shrub is on the news in his shirtsleeves, giving refugees hugs. Fuck hugs. Give these people a goddamned sandwich. Better yet, why doesn't he turn his ranch in Crawford, Texas into a refugee camp? He's got a hojillion acres and he's not going to be using them any time soon. As our nation's "leader," why doesn't he get the ball rolling on charity work by setting an example of how people with wealth and land can help?

Why do I get the feeling that if Bush had 9,000 refugees camped out in his yard, they'd be getting some aid HELLA-FAST?

So, that's the new plan: TURN CRAWFORD INTO A REFUGEE CAMP. Cindy will probably welcome the support.

#11 ::: James D. Macdonald ::: (view all by) ::: September 03, 2005, 11:32 AM:

Better yet, why doesn't he turn his ranch in Crawford, Texas into a refugee camp?

Good plan! And he already cleared the brush....

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