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September 12, 2005

Bumper sticker: “I Want To Sit on Trent Lott’s Porch”
Posted by Patrick at 10:26 AM * 11 comments

When Bush arrived in Biloxi, Miss. on September 2nd, he made a deeply felt speech in response to the devastation he witnessed and the stories he heard:

“Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott’s house—he’s lost his entire house—there’s going to be a fantastic house. And I’m looking forward to sitting on the porch,” he said, referring to the former Senate majority leader who lost his 154-year-old family home in Pascagoula, Miss.

I’m sure that the million people left homeless and the families of the 10,000 (just guesses at this point) dead were comforted. Eventually this horror will seem like a dream because Trent Lott will have a fabulous house again.

I, too, look forward to sitting on Trent Lott’s rebuilt porch, sipping a cool drink and enjoying the breeze from the Mississippi, someday soon. If life’s been tough for you lately and you’d like to join us on the porch, you can tell the world by putting this bumper sticker on your expensively tanked-up car.

All proceeds to various worthy disaster-relief charities. Well done.

Comments on Bumper sticker: "I Want To Sit on Trent Lott's Porch":
#1 ::: Mike Bakula ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 11:31 AM:

I can't find the reference right now, but one of the stand up comedians had a great bit about the loss of Trent Lott's house:

"When you lose one of your _nine_ homes, uh, you're not homeless. When you lose your_only_ home, then you're homeless. We need to focus on the real homeless, not the vacation-homeless. I'm just sayin'.

#2 ::: Michael Turyn ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 12:06 PM:

I think there's a gospel song here....

My way seems dark and gloomy
My life seems cold and dark
But the Prophet George has given me
A great life-changing spark
A hope that fills my being
That lets me shout and say,
"I shall sit on Trent Lott's porch, someday."

#3 ::: cicada ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 03:25 PM:

You want to what on Trent Lott's porch?!?

Oh, sorry, I misread an extra consonant in there. Wishful thinking, maybe?

#4 ::: Stefan Jones ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 03:56 PM:

Get in line, cicada.

I'm bringing my dog, and feeding her eggs and cabbage on the way down.

#5 ::: Greg London ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 05:33 PM:

Mike Brown has been officially replaced as FEMA head by R. David Paulison who has 30 years experience as a firefighter.

#6 ::: Greg London ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 05:34 PM:

Bush was reported as saying, "Now that the scapegoat has been officially established, it is time to play the blame game".

#7 ::: bryan ::: (view all by) ::: September 12, 2005, 05:40 PM:

I am very tired right now so I cannot fully attain the blasphemous vision half formed in my mind, a joke involving George Bush, Terri Schiavo, Trent Lott, impotence, and looking forward to a lap dance on Trent Lott's lap someday.

Perhaps the lazy web can provide me the joke by the time I get up tomorrow.

#8 ::: Paula Lieberman ::: (view all by) ::: September 13, 2005, 12:02 AM:

Standing in a supermarket, glancing through Newsweek or Time, and seeing in both how Schmuck has surrounded himself with toadies and isolates himself from those who believe in giving unmassaged and unpleasant information because it's real, the Verse Daemon bit me....

Shithead and his Syncophants
In Washington preside.
Shithead and his Syncophants
Quite affluent reside.

Shithead and his Syncophants
What more can we say,
Shithead and his Syncophants
Go the hell away.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Disasters you make worse,
Shithead and your Syncophants
You've had the country cursed.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Patronage you play,
Shithead and your Syncophants
Destroying more each day.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Let no one tell the truth,
Shithead and your Syncophants
Are full of faked up couth.

Shithead and his Syncophants
Spread evil from their core,
Shithead and his Syncophants
Wage death upon the poor.

#9 ::: cd finds comment spam ::: (view all by) ::: October 22, 2005, 06:12 AM:

On a number of threads. With broken links, too.

#10 ::: phero ::: (view all by) ::: September 05, 2006, 05:03 AM:

Hello, whaddup?
I am phero, I just want to see some examples of bumber stickers.
If you want to show it to me, plese send me an e-mail.
Thank you.



#11 ::: fidelio sees spam ::: (view all by) ::: June 11, 2014, 04:00 PM:

Gibberish-laden spam at that.

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