I can't find the reference right now, but one of the stand up comedians had a great bit about the loss of Trent Lott's house:

"When you lose one of your _nine_ homes, uh, you're not homeless. When you lose your_only_ home, then you're homeless. We need to focus on the real homeless, not the vacation-homeless. I'm just sayin'.

Posted September 12, 2005 11:31 AM by Mike Bakula

I think there's a gospel song here....

My way seems dark and gloomy
My life seems cold and dark
But the Prophet George has given me
A great life-changing spark
A hope that fills my being
That lets me shout and say,
"I shall sit on Trent Lott's porch, someday."

Posted September 12, 2005 12:06 PM by Michael Turyn

You want to what on Trent Lott's porch?!?

Oh, sorry, I misread an extra consonant in there. Wishful thinking, maybe?

Posted September 12, 2005 3:25 PM by cicada

Get in line, cicada.

I'm bringing my dog, and feeding her eggs and cabbage on the way down.

Posted September 12, 2005 3:56 PM by Stefan Jones

Mike Brown has been officially replaced as FEMA head by R. David Paulison who has 30 years experience as a firefighter.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration

Posted September 12, 2005 5:33 PM by Greg London

Bush was reported as saying, "Now that the scapegoat has been officially established, it is time to play the blame game".

Posted September 12, 2005 5:34 PM by Greg London

I am very tired right now so I cannot fully attain the blasphemous vision half formed in my mind, a joke involving George Bush, Terri Schiavo, Trent Lott, impotence, and looking forward to a lap dance on Trent Lott's lap someday.

Perhaps the lazy web can provide me the joke by the time I get up tomorrow.

Posted September 12, 2005 5:40 PM by bryan

Standing in a supermarket, glancing through Newsweek or Time, and seeing in both how Schmuck has surrounded himself with toadies and isolates himself from those who believe in giving unmassaged and unpleasant information because it's real, the Verse Daemon bit me....

Shithead and his Syncophants
In Washington preside.
Shithead and his Syncophants
Quite affluent reside.

Shithead and his Syncophants
What more can we say,
Shithead and his Syncophants
Go the hell away.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Disasters you make worse,
Shithead and your Syncophants
You've had the country cursed.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Patronage you play,
Shithead and your Syncophants
Destroying more each day.

Shithead and your Syncophants
Let no one tell the truth,
Shithead and your Syncophants
Are full of faked up couth.

Shithead and his Syncophants
Spread evil from their core,
Shithead and his Syncophants
Wage death upon the poor.

Posted September 13, 2005 12:02 AM by Paula Lieberman

On a number of threads. With broken links, too.

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