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Okay, kids, here’s the Final Extreme Amateur Chemistry Exam Question:
If you are disposing of random liquids specifically because some of them might be Very Bad Chemicals, you should:
A. Observe the disposal rules … like, on the nutrition label or somewhere.
B. Wrap them in Macy’s paper and leave them on the street.
C. Call FEMA and webcast the explosion.
D. Dump them in a big common bucket and breathe deep.
Up where I live, the answer is a resounding “D.”
I’m just glad that Elise flew out to Anaheim the night before.
Though I will give them credit for saying clearly that it appeared to be entirely accidental, which is the Minnesota-Nice way of saying, “Try to make a tsimmis out of this, Chertoff, and you’ll have to grin to see daylight.”