Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Q: Why did the Fish and Game officer arrest the ghost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q: Why does Count Dracula read The Wall Street Journal?
A: It has great circulation.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”
Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?
A: First thing in the moaning.
Q: Do zombies eat hamburgers with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the hamburgers separately.
Q: What’s the ghoul’s favorite sport?
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Put him together with screws.