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Amazon reviews (both one and five star) based on (let us say) extra-textual criteria, sockpuppets, lawyers! Startling revelations! Yes, it’s Authors Behaving Badly!
According to The Daily Fail Mail, distinguished historians (and one distinguished historian’s wife) were engaged in a years-long snipefest amid the Amazon.com reviews of assorted published popular histories.
Oh, and The Daily Mail gives all of their real names.
Read the whole thing here:
I blame my wife: Top historian accused of rubbishing rivals in Amazon reviews… then his wife says SHE did itBy David Rose, 18th April 2010
Didn’t anyone tell them about the ABM? Haven’t there been enough examples?
There are no secrets in the world. Anything that goes over the ‘net is liable to turn up at the lead story on the Six O’clock News.
Ooh, and academia to boot! I've got the popcorn; who'll bring the ice cream?
Ice cream, right here. Any flavor preferences?
Birkbeck? Cambridge? The Oxonian laughter should be quite, ahem, modestly restrained.
Beer would be nice. I have a few bottles of Extra Special Bitter Rivalry.
Who was that Dead Sea Scrolls scholar who was disgraced a while back when it turned out his grown son had been attacking and spoofing other Dead Sea Scrolls scholars who'd disagreed with him?
It's said the politics in academia are so vicious because the stakes are so small.
I'll bring matches. Fireworks are no fun if no-one has matches.
as an academic, and a deeply trivial one, i have to say that this episode does not merit coverage in the daily mail and guardian.
sock-puppety negative reviews on amazon? that's not news.
Kid Bitzer: Someone posts sockpuppet reviews on Amazon: dog bites man.
Major scholar accused of vicious sockpuppet reviews of colleagues' books on Amazon, issues denials, makes legal threats, vast thrash; then issues statement that scholar's wife, senior lecturer in law at Cambridge, barrister, human rights specialist, etc., wrote the reviews: moral lesson instructive to the young, mighty heap of schadenfreude, interesting subject for idle speculation, et cetera.
moral lesson instructive to the young, mighty heap of schadenfreude, interesting subject for idle speculation, et cetera.
Emphasis mine, and heartily agreed. This also applies to the Other Thread in which I am sitting firmly on my fingers to avoid unleashing my inner asshat. Schadenfreude, properly prepared, is a glorious and beautiful thing.
Pass the pie.
oh, i suppose it does enjoy a wealth of corroborative detail, and the narrative is not wholly bald and unconvincing.
and, in any case, far be it from me to discourage idle speculation.
Teresa, that scholar was Norman Golb, of the University of Chicago. The whole kerfuffle was about whether the scrolls originated in Jerusalem (as Golb maintains) rather than Qumran.
Pshaw. Academic rivalries used to be carried out with much more panache in the days before Teh Intertubez.
Placetne, magistra?
Bruce @5, if I ever brew an ESB, that's the name for it.
Two British medieval historians, Michael Postan and A.R. Bridbury, apparently had a nasty rivalry that lasted decades. There wasn't enough room in the field of medieval economic history for both of them.
The big change is that British Universities seem to be acquiring HR departments, with all that implies. And Professors are being judged on their ability to gather funding from corporate interests.
There is apparently an Oxford chair in the Education department which is funded by a major publisher of textbooks.
Posh historians. Utter shits the lot of them. I'm so glad I'm a prole.
An impeccable resource on the issue:
http://www.micaelita.com/historytoday/
#16
There wasn't enough room in the field of medieval economic history for both of them.
Which is why I prefer to listen to the Ronettes’ version…
I recall Clive James's delightful poem about schadenfreude, "The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered":
The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I am pleased.
In vast quantities it has been remaindered
Like a van-load of counterfeit that has been seized
And sits in piles in a police warehouse,
My enemy's much-prized effort sits in piles
In the kind of bookshop where remaindering occurs.
Great, square stacks of rejected books and, between them, aisles
One passes down reflecting on life's vanities,
Pausing to remember all those thoughtful reviews
Lavished to no avail upon one's enemy's book --
For behold, here is that book
Among these ranks and banks of duds,
These ponderous and seeminly irreducible cairns
Of complete stiffs.
The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I rejoice.
It has gone with bowed head like a defeated legion
Beneath the yoke.
What avail him now his awards and prizes,
The praise expended upon his meticulous technique,
His individual new voice?
Knocked into the middle of next week
His brainchild now consorts with the bad buys
The sinker, clinkers, dogs and dregs,
The Edsels of the world of moveable type,
The bummers that no amount of hype could shift,
The unbudgeable turkeys.
Yea, his slim volume with its understated wrapper
Bathes in the blare of the brightly jacketed Hitler's War Machine,
His unmistakably individual new voice
Shares the same scrapyart with a forlorn skyscraper
Of The Kung-Fu Cookbook,
His honesty, proclaimed by himself and believed by others,
His renowned abhorrence of all posturing and pretense,
Is there with Pertwee's Promenades and Pierrots--
One Hundred Years of Seaside Entertainment,
And (oh, this above all) his sensibility,
His sensibility and its hair-like filaments,
His delicate, quivering sensibility is now as one
With Barbara Windsor's Book of Boobs,
A volume graced by the descriptive rubric
"My boobs will give everyone hours of fun".
Soon now a book of mine could be remaindered also,
Though not to the monumental extent
In which the chastisement of remaindering has been meted out
To the book of my enemy,
Since in the case of my own book it will be due
To a miscalculated print run, a marketing error--
Nothing to do with merit.
But just supposing that such an event should hold
Some slight element of sadness, it will be offset
By the memory of this sweet moment.
Chill the champagne and polish the crystal goblets!
The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I am glad.
When mentioning that poem, I prefer to link to the author's (rather well designed) web site instead of including the whole thing.
Indeed - it wasn't in vane.
*darkly* Not YET.
Helen, I think that's a bit strong. Poison in the discourse isn't going to solve anything.
Carrie, 25: True enough--if you poison the discourse, you'll have its carcase to deal with.
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At least, if you must poison it, make sure the unpleasantness happens elsewhere.
*hugs everyone for their allusions to her favorite mystery author*
Isn't it a shame
Seems an awful waste
Such a nice plump frame
Wots is name
Has...had...has....
*innocently whistles songs in the French language*
Oh! Oh! it gets better! Figes confesses to writing the stuff himself, and is now on 'sick leave'.... haha-hoho-heehee! Freude! Freude! Schaden! Freude!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/apr/23/poison-pen-reviews-historian-orlando-figes
I can't help but wonder if his wife agreed to be portrayed as the offender, or if he was just flailing and pointing fingers: "It wasn't me, it was... it was... her! My wife did it! Yeah, that's it."
If my husband tried something like that without having gotten my consent to do so, it wouldn't be merely his professional life that would be in upheaval.
Has anyone written a "Schadenfreude" set of lyrics for "Ode To Joy"?
Joel Polowin @34, I've tried a couple of times, but it needs some work.
Interesting. He's "apologised" about the reviews (and, apparently, to his wife, so I suspect Lexica @33 was on the right track there). He says that the reviews "were small-minded and ungenerous but they were not intended to harm."
Not intended to harm? Really? Posting an extremely negative review of somebody's book (competing with his own) isn't intended to harm? Did he think perhaps nobody would read his reviews? Or simply that having read them, everybody would buy the book anyway? In that case, why bother writing them?
Jules, are you postulating that all negative book reviews are intended to harm the author?
Here's the best I can do with the Ode to Joy thing (not that great, I'm afraid):
Schaden! (Schaden!) Freude! (Freude!)
Rotten times have come to you and we are very ha-a-ppy,
If you hadn't been a jerk things wouldn't be so cra-ppy.
You are sad and we a-are glad and finge-ers are a'wa-a-gging,
Maybe next time you'll remember
Meddle not with dragons.
Jules, are you postulating that all negative book reviews are intended to harm the author?
No, I doubt that's what's being postulated.
Are you saying that these particular reviews had some other intent?
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie!
When somebody's plans have gone very awry,
And you say "tut" or "oh dear", but want to say "fie!"
It's Schadenfreud, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie!
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie
Sweetness and bitterness, crunchy and dry,
If somebody else is caught out in a lie,
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie.
Schadenfreud, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie,
If all got their due, we'd be all hanging high,
There but for grace of the good Lord go I,
In schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie.
Schadenfreud, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie,
Already the crust and the makings have I,
But cut me a slice; for why should I decry,
Schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude pie.
That's cute, but it has the big problem that the final "e" in "schadenfreude" isn't silent.
JDM: Are you saying that *these particular* reviews had some other intent?
No, but then I read Jules's "Posting an extremely negative review of somebody's book (competing with his own) isn't intended to harm?" as a statement about extremely negative book reviews in general. Which reading may have had something to do with Jules's phrasing...
"Doing something to somebody isn't intended to...?" rather than "They did that to Person, and I'm supposed to believe they didn't intend to...?"
...but probably had a lot more to do with my failing at reading for context.
So, fair enough.
Details of the detective work that revealed Prof. Figes was behind the Amazon reviews:
(In the Daily Mail.)
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I elided (is that the right word?) that 'e', to make it scan, in my mind. It's a possible solution, even in the original language.
I elided (is that the right word?) that 'e', to make it scan, in my mind. It's a possible solution, even in the original language.
I think the elision would be a lot more plausible if the next word were not "pie," but something beginning with a vowel (and yes, I realize that would ruin the Cottleston reference -- dunno what to do about it). In general, though, yours is definitely better than mine.
Earl Cooley III @ 21: For future reference, I've only been able to find "The Book of Mine Enemy Has Been Remaindered" on Clive James' website as an audio file, and it's in a Windows format that my Mac doesn't support. It appears that I'd have to pay $30 for a plugin to be able to play it.
The problem I had with the "Remaindered" poem was that it is long enough that quoting the whole thing seems to me to be a bit past the line of fair use. The fact that the text is not on the author's official web site suggests to me that perhaps he would prefer that people buy the book.
The Daily Mail article by Polonsky was quite interesting, Jim, and led me to leave a comment there. Thanks for the link!
Wow, that Figes is a genuine dyed-in-the-wool scumbag. And kind of a wacko too.
# 48 -- JanetL
You can find a text copy of "The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered" at the archive for the public radio show "Writer's Almanac" from October of 2008
There is also an audio file of the text in Real Media format. It's a Real Media (.RAM) file of that show's installment (5 minutes) spoken by Garrison Keillor.
Nicole@38: Well, "intention" is a complex concept. The purpose of publishing a negative review has to be at least partly to warn people off the book, doesn't it? And the author benefits financially from the book being sold (as well as reputationally from the book getting notably high sales, from good reviews, from favorable citations, and from various other things).
I think that one should not publish a bad review without being aware that it is likely to harm the author to some extent. But that's somewhat different from actual "intent to harm the author," at least in my lexicon.
Couldn't resist:
Freude schöne Schadenfreude,
Nectar and ambrosia!
We have mocked you and enjoyed a
Laugh at your exposure.
Though you thought that you were clever,
You've been caught out on the 'Net.
Untold millions see forever
What you'd rather we forget.
"A leading historian who wrote anonymous reviews on the Amazon website praising his own work and criticising rivals is to pay libel damages and costs."
Unless the damages are pretty substantial, he appears to be getting off lightly for having attempted to permanently ruin the reputations of three people (including his own wife).
Even less coherent than usual.
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