Oh well, Mr. FBI Man, I guess you gotta arrest me…..
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Obvious Nigerian Scam is obvious. As discussed here, Study: Obvious Nigerian scam emails appear that way for a reason, they’re obviously, stupidly, crudely, fraudulent so that the scammers won’t have to waste their time with people who aren’t completely gullible.
(Did you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?)
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
This is the final warning you are going to receive
from me do you get me? I hope you understand how many
times this message has been sent to you?.
We have warned you so many times and you have decided
to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have
not been instructed to get you arrested and today if
you fail to respond back to us with the payment
details below,then we would first send a letter to the
MAYOR of the city where you reside and direct them to
close your bank account until you have been jailed and
all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI,CIA
and other enforcement agency. We would also send a
letter to the company/agency that you are working for
so that they could get you fired until we are through
with our investigations because a suspect is not
suppose to be working for the government or any
Your ID which we have in our database have been sent
to all the crimes agencies in America for them to
inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters
and to warn people from having any deals with you.
This would have been solved all this while if you had
gotten the CERTIFICATE SIGNED,ENDORSED AND STAMPED as
you where instructed in the e-mail below. This is the
federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in
response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using
this medium to inform you that there is no more time
left to waste because you have been given a mandate.
As stated earlier to have the document endorsed,
signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere
to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at
last when we must have arrested and jailed you for
life and all your properties confiscated.
You failed to comply with our directives/instruction
and that was the reason why we didn’t hear from you,
as our director has already been notified about you
get the process completed yesterday and right now the
WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it
will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly
signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and
found out that you didn’t have any idea when the
fraudulent deal was committed with your
information’s/identity and right now if you ID is
placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe
you know that it will be a shame to you and your
entire family because after then it will be announce
in all the local channels that you are wanted by the
As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see
how i could be of help to you because i would not be
happy to see you end up in jail and all your
properties confiscated all because your information’s
was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i
called the EFCC and they directed me to a private
attorney who could help you get the process done and
he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the
document at the sum of $98 usd only and i believe this
process is cheaper for you.
You need to do every possible thing today and tomorrow
to get this process done because our director has
called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has
been signed against you and once it has been approved,
then the arrest will be carried out, and from our
investigations we learnt that you were the person that
forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in
Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer
of some illegal funds into your bank account which is
valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.
I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could
give you till 11/26/2012 so that you could get this
process done because i learnt that you were sent
several e-mail without getting a response from you,
Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can
be able to help you at this moment or you would have
to face the law and its consequences once it has
befall on you. You would make the payment through
western union money transfer with the below details.
RECEIVER’S NAME: UZOUKWU CLETUS
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: IN GOD
ANSWER: WE TRUST
Senders Full Name:
Sender Full Address:
Send the payment details to me which are senders name
and address, mtcn number, text question and answer
used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn’t
hesitate making the payment down to the agency by
today so that they could have the certificate
endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any
further delay. After all this process has been carried
out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the
transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at
the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to
have been transferred to you all this while.
Note all the crimes agencies have been contacted on
this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you
disregard this instructions. You are given a grace
today to make the payment for the document after which
your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest
and finally you will be appearing in court for act of
terrorism,money laundering and drug trafficking
charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny
because you are been watched.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
ROBERT S. MUELLER III