Once this all gets to trial, it will turn out that at least 5 of
the alleged gang were under Terrorism House Arrest and were
supposed to be reporting into a police station every day at
sundown. Only no one had seen them for a few weeks so the police
assumed they'd just gone on holiday for a bit (Terrorism House
Arrest can be stressful).
The remaining gang members were under surveillance by MI5, who were
keeping tabs on anyone with brown skin and facial hair, but who
only became really concerned when they bought large black capes and
twirly moustaches.
Needless to say, all of the accused will turn out to be immigrants
from a former Colony and are therefore Dirty Johnny Foreigners who
should never have been allowed to set foot in our green and
pleasant land with their Filthy Other Ways.
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