Look. If you varnish the president's rectum, I'm thinking you're probably doing him and his subordinates a huge favor.
(sorry for the thread-jack. I'll stop now)
Forgive me Nathan, but wouldn't lacquering take a little too much of the "cruel and unusual" aspect out of cramming a 2X4 hunk of lumber up our Commander in Chief's backside?
I mean, maybe Bush's tax-breaks helped you enough to where you would want to varnish the "probe," but I took it pretty hard this year, and I've still got the funny walk to prove it.
You're right. It might not be too rough, and there's a chance Bush might enjoy the scope. To fix this, I suggest doing the procedure with an old Sony Handicam duct taped to a six-foot long two-by-four of rough hewn white pine.
Do you think if we slipped the doctor a couple of bucks, he or she would refrain from anesthetizing Dubya so that he might finally have a good idea as to how Americans have been feeling the last six and a half years?
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