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One can readily imagine the scene...

(BUREAUCRATIC OFFICE INTERIOR)

Security official: Can I help you?
Citizen: Yes, I'm here because my travel privileges have been rescinded. There must be some mistake.
Security official: No citizen, we don't make mistakes.
Citizen: But what am I meant to have done?
Security official: According to our data, you haven't been to church in over two months. Not very civic-minded behavior, is it?
Citizen: Is that a crime?
Security official: No, but traveling without your ID is. Your church has an RFID reader, and they submit detailed attendance records to us every week. We've decided in light of your...erratic shall we say? In light of your erratic behavior, your travel privileges will be suspended for 6 months.
Citizen: But my work! I need to travel for work!
Security official: You will have plenty of time to reflect on your priorities, citizen. I suggest you meet with your pastor and consider the well-being of your soul before your pocketbook.
Citizen: And will he be reporting on me too?
Security official: If you aren't doing anything wrong, then you don't have anything to worry about, do you?

Fragano @ 51: "(Hmm. One wonders if the loony right can turn this into a general principle -- white male homosexual behaviour is caused by fear of black men -- so we need to put black men on a reservation.)"

Tchah.

To think that you're spreading this around, when we all know that homosexuality is in fact caused by bipedal lizards in human form. As part of their global domination project, they've been running a pilot program using powerful orgone magnets, implanted in the microphone systems of baby monitors. The orgone magnets reverse orientation with at least a 10% success rate.

What...next you'll be telling me that Erich von Daniken was making it up too.

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