The way I imagine it is in a high-level meeting within the army. Another large military installation was suicide-blown-up by another of the horde of Al-queda creative vice presidents this afternoon. A bunch of generals are urgently debating the least damaging way of spinning the story to the media.
Young general: "Military installation gone to great snafu in the sky at 2pm today"?
Another young general: Ummm... "Military installation losses down 100% since 2pm today?"
Old general: *clears throat* (room falls silent)
Old general: Ahem. "A top Al-queda leader was killed at 2pm today."
Young general: *awe*
Old general: That's the way we spin it here, son. You'll learn.
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