The most recent 20 comments posted to Making Light by insect_hooves:

Harkonen Baron Vladimir
With appetites ferocious,
Implored Paul to Muad his Dib,
Distended and attrocious.

But Paul, with vision prescient,
Was speechless with a mouth 'a
His nemesis's unsheathed crys:
The Baron's heir, Feyd-Rautha.

An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Slash and Axel crashed the gig.
"Though we're not works of fiction,
Your name's already Slash," says Axe,
"Prepare for rearward friction!"

An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Then Mal and Kaylee situate
Like new shoes in a shoebox.
Says he, "Strawberries I done ate,
Not cold plums from the icebox."

An’ it’s who’ll slash ye this time
Who’ll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Gerund! Plural noun! Noun!

Also, this post wins as many internets as there are trolls under the Internet Bridge.

Will @75: Publish the originals on your own blog. Publish copies elsewhere.

gurgle ... sputter ... (/me dissolves into paroxysms of fannish catharsis)

Avram @80: Heh, seriously! Dethklok covers Jesus metal band Mortification's "Scrolls of the Megiloth".

Can god make rock so heavy that he can't thrash to it?

"...Thank you! We've been The God Delusion!"

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