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Posted on entry You wrote what? ::: September 05, 2008, 05:41 PM:
Tania @50 I had to know what the fuss was all about, and while I'd like to claim that my ability to read the first two (remember, I haven't actually started #3 yet) came from a stalwart stomach or from my love of really bad horror flicks (er. Except that I wouldn't insult my really bad horror flicks that way), the simple truth of the matter is that I was that bored.

Here's some Deathless Prose from Stephenie Myers' Breaking Dawn:

I heard the soft, wet sound of the scalpel across her stomach. More blood dripping to the floor.

The next sound jolted through me, unexpected, terrifying. Like metal being shredded apart. The sound brought back the fight in the clearing so many months ago, the tearing sound of the newborns being ripped apart. I glanced over to see Edward’s face pressed against the bulge. Vampire teeth--a surefire way to cut through vampire skin.

Yes, that would be cesarean by vampire teeth.
Posted on entry You wrote what? ::: September 05, 2008, 02:54 PM:
I have read almost the entire "Touched By Venom" (a.k.a., the "Venom synonym-for-rooster") series. In fact, I am so much of a masochist that I recently requested the third book from my local library.

The books won't get any points for tone not matching subject, unfortunately.

I'm sure there are others (I threw Sphere across the room, for one), but as those are the most recent horror I've subjected myself to, they're the ones I'm listing. That, and I have a tendency to purge bad books from my memory.
Posted on entry Palin and McCain ::: August 29, 2008, 02:32 PM:
abi @ #22

Not really. They're more likely to stay home than vote McCain if they're offended enough.
Posted on entry Mama's Little Babies Love Zucchini ::: August 21, 2008, 10:42 AM:
Zucchini bread is just about the only way I'll eat zucchini, and even that's a little iffy.

But this is a hangover from the first summer we lived in Southern California, when my mother planted ten (!) zucchini plants. And some of the damn things got so big that we were using them as softball bats by the end of that summer.
Posted on entry Time Notices Comments ::: July 25, 2008, 04:59 PM:
I respect Yog and his minions.

However: cow snot?
Posted on entry Secret Masters ::: June 16, 2008, 07:52 PM:
Linkmeister at #4:

They offered classes in eminent economy when you were in college?

Damn, I knew the educational standards in this country were slipping.

I shall grin, duck, and run now.

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