Well, since The Eye of Argon has finally been published, I nominate this:
Eyeing a slender female crouched alone at a nearby bench, Grignr advanced wishing to wholesomely occupy his time. The flickering torches cast weird shafts of luminescence dancing over the half naked harlot of his choice, her stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose, as she raised a half drained mug to her pale red lips.
Frankly, any random paragraph would do, but I love the fact that her nose's opacity needs to be pointed out...
Emily H:
Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. Which comes from here.
Lee #20:
Bruce, #16: Yes. There is a smallish group of folks (I'm one of them) who are trying to spread the meme that the name of John Lennon's murderer should never be spoken or written. He wanted "to be famous"; by letting his name wash away with the tide, we deny him that.
This seems like another case in which that treatment would be well-merited.
Because that worked so well for Herostratus, right?
I thought of a yellow jaguar from Djibouti.
It was honestly the first D country that occurred to me.
#47:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PRyvsRAo8T8
In Britain, 911 will also connect you to the emergency services. When I was a child, that would take you to recorded cricket scores, but apparently that was confusing for American tourists.
#7:
Hrm. So, if the AP writes an article saying that Person X raped and murdered several 8-year-old girls, it would be against their terms and conditions to reprint that story?
What's the point of newspapers, again?
Annalee:
Ah, that makes more sense. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
I'm just so used to people completely misusing "literal" that I didn't stop to tease out an actual correct meaning for it. I'm literally burning with embarrassment ;)
#8 ::: annalee flower horne
There's no literal ocean between Iran and Russia. I suppose you could count the Caspian sea, but it's tiny, and doesn't pose any kind of barrier between the two nations.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Caspianseamap.png
Did I make it? Was I in time?
*fingers crossed*
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