"Really," said Alice. "There was a note on the plumbs that said 'Eat me'. That's why I did it! It wasn't just because they were sweet and cold."
"Oh really?" said the Queen. "Off with her head!"
The galactic icebox was failing. Raspberries, apples, cantaloupes, peaches were in a state of irredeemable decay.
Hari Seldon Hari set about to remedy the situation, to bring about a state of affairs that would restore ripeness and fresh fructicity to the icebox. Carefully, he set up two plumbs at "opposite ends of the refrigerator". One, the First Plumb, was set up in the daylight of publicity. The existence of the other, the Second Plumb, was drowned in silence.
Then occurred something which Hari Seldon Hari could not foresee, the overwhelming power of a single appetite. The creature known as the Mule took the First Plumb from the galactic icebox and devoured it, on account of its coolness and deliciousness, leaving only its pits amongst the ruins.
There was left the mysterious Second Plumb, the goal of all searches. The Mule must find it to complete his meal; the faithful of what was left of the First Plumb must find it for quite another reason. But where was it? Buried beneath the rotting leftovers? Hidden in the bread-drawer? No one knew.
This, then, is the story of the search for the Second Plumb!
#15: Patrick, surely you meant: "What Co-Blogger Avram doesn't understand is..."
I feel slighted. We're Americans, dammit. We're supposed to be worth the trouble it takes to generate a few first-rate new deceptions.
Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from a TV show, ever, from the very first episode of the superb, like-Buffy-level-good Homicide: Life on the Street:
"You're saving your really good lies for some smarter cop, is that it? I'm just a doughnut in the on-deck circle. Wait until the real guy gets here. Wait until that big guy comes back. I'm probably just his secretary. I'm just Montel Williams. You want to talk to Larry King... I've been a murder police for ten years. If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with respect."
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