Why does milk come in cartons? It's wasteful and stupid. Everyone
should be issued one glass jar for milk, which could be refilled at
local milk towers (or, if you happen to lie along its route, by
tapping into the Trans-Continental milk pipeline running down from
Vermont). If you lose or break your bottle, you better get used to
black coffee and dry Frosties, because you can't get another one.
Efficiency!
Of course, you could use your OJ bucket - used to draw your daily
allotment of orange juice from the network of "juice sluices"
flowing from Florida - instead, and just give up your morning
screwdrivers, but I'm clearly off-topic now. Nice sidebar.
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