The most recent 20 comments posted to Electrolite by Mr.Murder:

The repukes switched over, voted Kerry. They think George is close enough to get skull and bones dirt on him.They are downright scared of Dean as well.
Negative ads do not work? 'Spose that is why the PR nazis of Rove resort to it as their first, last, and middle option. Kerry proves that works. he has bashed Bush every possible chance, more so than atatcking other candidates.
Attack ads are not what Dean needs- attack talk is. Drive it home every point. Notice the anti-Dean media. "No vision"- he comes out with plan to get health care for all. So now the emphasis must change to "Meanie"- Al Gore was a big ol' debate meanie and somehow this trivialized real issues and allowed the press to overlook ENRON's shrubya acces per day in Texas.

Kerry was doing war protests as a vet who served his, Bush was a male cheerleader. This is like comparing a man to a boy... fishing in a barrel. The press wants someone who Bush bashes for headlines and soundbites...they have him now.


See which way the Labor vote goes- Gephart had union support and backs out gracefully, having perhaps secured a bid for his kid as a future Rep/Senator in the process. A class act across the board.That crossover may seal his north/northeast votes.
Dean was pro Nafta-free trade, the Gep backers went to Kerry it appears. Clark has yet to battle, may be trying to secure a post under Kerry, both are anti war, Clark is anti-trade man who is wading through a Druge report smear.
Do not doubt him, he has media friends backing him(www.michaelmoore.com) and measures up well/better than Kerry on foregin affairs which seems to be the jist of voting spin.
War in iraq was third on exit polls as an "issue"- proof repukes crossed over.

Great Post. The least favorite of the picks remaining, but his military service and longstanding merit conisderation.
This info in hand makes him a sure fire choice. Look for Faux news and drudge to muck up a war crimes story with the help of Ollie down the stretch.

this has a making of a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode where the terrorist come for Grandma and Grandpa's Almanacs on Cartoon Newtork. Condition Das UberYouth now on enemy strategy and prompt response.

Surely this would make great presidential debate material. Then again Bush couldnt read one to save himself, Dean would be "too Angry" with an Almanac in hand and thus be profiled as a "suspicisous" Almanac person, depite his knowledge as a Doctor to use the almanac effectively to save lives. Sharpton would ask why the Almanac has no afro-centric credit when many of its original folk customs originated there in some form (LOOK OUT-HE HAS A LOADED GOURD!). Kucinich would say all we need is an Almanac, give one to Iraqis to grow food with, and get our soldiers home before the latest Almanac expires. Lieberman would not that he has always supported the almanac, especially any sections involving Kosher foods applications and notes non-kosher foods should be profiled in addition to Gourds many of which were African staples and can carry dangerous fluids or give comfort to enemy in said fashion. Kerry would note that every almanac has alliterative credit to skull and bones, some of them have actual Phrenology diagnosis manuals and can profile great leadership in addition to their historical information which has a roll call of his fraternal order installed. Edwards will point out that even though he is young being from the south made the almanac a part of his success and he would bever let terror scare us away from being smarter and melding respect of tradition to modern new age progress, in fact he is ready to give college credit to anyone who uses the almanac religiously or as a rolling tray for tobacco grown from his state.
Clark would note the farmer's Almanac has great meaning to his Arkansas heritage and was even applicable to Kosovo weather forecasts. He would be able to use the Almanac for tactical and strategic superiority in any situation domestic or foreign.
Delay is recieving lobby money from Almanac interests who were fearful of having their good become a non item like freedom fries.
A recently published war/terror assessment notes that the latin Almanac is very popular with the exodus of Latin voters. The terror alert is now at green for their ID card clearance.
O'Neil former assistant and Mr. Greenspan noted no american has enough money to move or vacation/travel right now so looking lost would be the sole possession of the curent President. In fact the school he was at on 9-11 is the sight of an Almanac reading to improve the kid's learning opportunites since he "left them behind" after that day.This time he will even hold the book rightside up for the photo-op.
Final note- walmart bar code inventory assesment software and hard drives are now formatted to note all Almanac purchases, and veteran's assistance funds are cut by the amount of purchse price (minus sales tax) to avoid any backlash.Current disabled vets returning soldiers who may buy Almanacs and go around planning revenge for a chimp of a leader who never even attended his assessment at war time and held them to a higher standard.

The Almanac story was a clever ruse to cover bad war news, scandal revelations with energy task force appeals, and terrible economic news and it scored well with middle America wal-mart target markets.

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