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Posted on entry Parsimony and refinement ::: January 12, 2006, 11:53 AM:
Mr. Ford, nobody needs an excuse for being up to his keister in Heavily Armed Objectivist Space Bats.
Posted on entry The Thousand Injuries of Fortunato ::: January 08, 2006, 02:10 AM:
Laura--

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jhlipton--

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Number two is everything I read for class in junior year of college.

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Dear Writer--

May I note that your prose clunks, your narrative doesn't, your plot is improbably, and your characters aren't? Also, people in 16th century London didn't generally swill single malt Scotch from pocket flasks. Just saying.
Posted on entry The Thousand Injuries of Fortunato ::: January 08, 2006, 01:53 AM:
Sandy--

The sequel to Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned is the _other_ half of Les Mis retold in South Central.

And yes, it is also good.

Socrates Fortlow 4evah!
Posted on entry 2006 ::: January 01, 2006, 02:09 PM:
It seems to me that more people should act their age the way you do.

Excelsior!
Posted on entry Meanwhile, while you were following serious news ::: December 22, 2005, 05:36 PM:
This was on NPR today too. I didn't manage to find time to track down the link between banging my head against the keyboard, though.

You know, I am having a "Larry Niven Was Right" moment. I don't get that many of those.
Posted on entry Jon Singer's turkey algorithm ::: November 24, 2005, 03:12 PM:
It occurs to me belatedly that if kosherness is at issue, olive oil or schmaltz are to be preferred to buttah.
Posted on entry Jon Singer's turkey algorithm ::: November 24, 2005, 03:11 PM:
What James said about the brining and also the butter under the skin. That's what mine has suffered. (Also a nip of scotch in the body cavity concurrent with the stuffing process.)

There is, however, no trick the equal of the brown paper shopping bag for a perfect turkey every time.

Tak ye one paper shopping bag (that without ink or print is preferred) and do slit the bottom, so that ye may slide yt over both turkey and roasting pan entire.

Roast as one normally would.

It helps maintain moisture in the breast without preventing the skin from browning.

Also, for a 19 pound turkey I'd go 4.5 hours and then check for doneness--if the wings fall off when wiggled, it's cooked. (Jena Snyder uses this method for chicken as well, but I tend to think it results in a dryer bird, and prefer to high-roast butterflied chickens at 500 with butter under the skin and a meat thermometer for doneness, a method that (sans butter) also works admirably on duck.)

Please note that moisture-saving techniques (eg, the butter or the paper bag or both) are essential when using the "It's done when it falls apart" rule.

Chicken stock or wine may also be introduced to the pan while roasting, for additional moisture.
Posted on entry C4H12N2 ::: November 17, 2005, 02:03 AM:
Oh dear. Teresa, Patrick, I am very sorry, for you and your neighbors.

Shock and adrenaline trembles seem to me like a perfectly rational reaction.
Posted on entry Joy ::: September 21, 2005, 08:44 PM:
Were we using the thermohaline cycle for anything?
Posted on entry Joy ::: September 21, 2005, 07:21 PM:
And Rita just set a record for pressure drop. Ten millibars in an hour.

The bathroom's on the right? Good to know. Good to know.

Feeling a bit like a bowl of petunias right now....
Posted on entry Joy ::: September 21, 2005, 05:25 PM:
I hate this.
Posted on entry Listening to habaneros ::: September 13, 2005, 03:24 PM:
There are Puerto-Rican style hot sauces (like the one I make) that are, in fact, vinegar infused with chile peppers. They taste nothing like tabasco.

PJ, those sound like bird peppers, which I think are very similar to piquin peppers, and which you can get through Penzey's. Itty bitty cone shaped red suckers?

Mmm.

Yes, use sparingly. *g*
Posted on entry Listening to habaneros ::: September 13, 2005, 07:28 AM:
Mm. Somebody mentioned Matouk's; it is indeed awfully nice, though incendiary. And can be used in place of red chili paste to improvise Thai hot and sour soup.

A very nice home-made hot sauce can be made by soaking ancho, habanero, bird, and black peppers in a combination of heated cider vinegar and a dash of balsamic vinegar, with some salt, rosemary, and as much fresh garlic as the trade will stand. This does not generally go bad if refrigerated, and yields some of the very nicest pickled garlic you'd ever care to thwart romantic advances with.

Yum.
Posted on entry Listening to habaneros ::: September 12, 2005, 07:04 PM:
I once peeled the skin off my hands with a batch of scotch bonnet peppers, having absentmindedly touched the cutting board after taking off the gloves.

Soaking in a mixture of milk and beer does help ease the agony, should one miscalculate.
Posted on entry What we did on our vacation ::: September 08, 2005, 11:00 AM:
Tying together the folk song and Katrina threads, a bit of salient pardody:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/katallen/110898.html?#cutid1
Posted on entry Folksongs Are Your Friends ::: September 06, 2005, 12:59 PM:
Oh, and perhaps the most important tip of all.

Sleep late.

Nothing good every comes of any encounter that takes place all in the morning, early.
Posted on entry Folksongs Are Your Friends ::: September 06, 2005, 11:54 AM:
Tim:

Addenda: be kind to cabin boys. Especially when they have drills.

Mr. Ford: That's beautiful. Just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye...
Posted on entry Folksongs Are Your Friends ::: September 06, 2005, 12:25 AM:
The bathetic fallacy isn't.
Posted on entry Folksongs Are Your Friends ::: September 05, 2005, 05:55 PM:
Xopher--

Depends on who you listen to. ;-)

You also get "Saddle for me the good grey steed / the big horse is not speedy" and a bunch of other variants.

One thing about ballads. If the variant you're looking for doesn't exist when you started, it will when you're done.

Bluid-red steeds are also a lookout.

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