I read Dr. (and I use that term loosely) Pierce's list of everyone
who weighed in on the issue (and their alleged affiliations), and I
thought that if I posted something, maybe *I* could be published by
Tor!
So I've composed The Glory of Pierce:
You've got to lie a little, skew a little,
Be in West Coast Review a little.
That's the story of, that's the glory of Pierce.
You've got to fake a little, misconstrue a little,
Shame former friends at FSU a little.
That's the story of, and that's the glory of Pierce.
Now as long as Doc Pierce gives advice,
Don't need TNH to fight;
As long as he can obfuscate
While editing his old web site:
New Tip #4: You've got to enhance a bit, improve what you
submit, New Tip #5: But don't overdo it on the bullshit!
That's the story of, and that's the glory of Pierce.
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