Doesn't anyone get disemvowelled any more? Or are we to think that accusing people of "[p]ounding your withered paps" is acceptably courteous language?
And what trailer park downstream from a radioactive chemical plant produces these losers, anyway?
Irritative or infectious? Former: Bag Balm. (I have discovered that this is also wonderful for dry, cracking hands, the only reason it's even available in my decidedly urban neighborhood.) Latter: see your vet. Don't monkey around.
See? We ARE The Dairy Goat Journal!
And JvP, if they had an award for Best Pajamas, the nominating committee would probably have some jerk on it who asserts that "women can't wear pajamas," and who when pressed will claim first that if women wear them, they aren't really pajamas, then that his statement is true despite counterexamples ("the few women who do wear pajamas are non-significant statistical outliers"); then demand that everyone define pajamas in a way that includes all pajamas exactly and excludes all things that are NOT pajamas - insisting that if they can't, then he's automatically right; then accuse everyone of attacking him because he's a Christian; then just deny having said any such thing, even though the text is right there in front of God and everybody; then have a sock puppet say that he didn't really mean that women can't wear pajamas; then come back as himself and...
It goes on for pages; it really is the most appalling stuff.
And nobody mentioned Klaatu, whose song "The Little Neutrino" is the only one I know of written from the point of view of a fundamental particle, and whose album Hope is narratively scientifictional...pretty loosely so, but there's a story there.
JVP, I think you mean Haydn.
Didn't you hear about that great music-publishing couple, Carla and Joseph Nielsen-Haydn?
(It was that well-known typo "herf".)
As in herf nerder? (Princess Leia Spooner: "...luffy scrooking herf nerder!")
Forgive me. It's the end of a long, annoying week. Besides, they were delicious: so sweet, and so cold.
If linking to a campaign website counts as a campaign contribution, I'll pay my taxes by linking to the IRS website.
Guys. Don't make me stop this car.
Rats. I was all ready to post "Heeeeee's touching meeeeeee!"
Ray: that was my point. You can't POST here without previewing...of course, there are some people with such contempt for the language that they don't care at all. Adolescent punks being high on the list.
Mike, is that really comment spam? (I'm assuming you're referring to the childish whining of "David.") The link is to an email address that looks like a highschool domain.
And in fact I suspect it's actually a joke, since no one could be quite so typical of useless adolescent losers without actively trying. And the caps lock getting stuck half way through is particularly silly.
It isn't? Wow. These people satirize themselves. Astonishing.
But is it stupid or nefarious? Are they just trying to leave us no room to satirize them, because as we all know satire is one of the best tools people of reason have...
They got me all tense an' paranoid, that's for sure.
Two guys in tuxes have a glass of white wine, and one says "What kind of rosin do you prefer?"
Two guys in jeans drinking beer: "What kind of valve oil you buy?"
Two drunks lying in the gutter: "What kinda sticks ya use?"
Mind you, I am a drummer, and if anything drumming has helped KEEP my life from collapsing...so far.
Yes, I was sorry to miss the dinner, but I had to get back to Hoboken...to meet someone who, as it turned out, blew me off anyway. Life.
Just heard a joke that typifies the stereotypes about drummers on Schikele Mix (this is cleverly ambiguous but you'll find the right parse in two or three tries): What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!
Well, I have no conflicts for once. If I'm not there, I'll be a ass, a idiot.
It is pretty funny that someone's saying something so formal and respectful with a patently absurd name in it. I hope I'm not missing something...
No, that's all I meant.
What the Ray Ciscons of the world realize is that political discourse in the brave new world is all about combat...
Note that Ray Ciscon has not reappeared since this comment. I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. Or is that "you people"? :-)
With all due respect to PinkDreamPoppies
Only context saves this from spit-take LOL type funnyness. Stuff. You know.
Well I know for sure I don't belong in this dimension. I belong in the one where the second Gore inaugural just took place, where the 9/11 hijackers were caught before they could get on the planes, and where George W. Bush is in jail for driving under the influence of cocaine.
Can I get Jeanne D'Arc's thing on a t-shirt? I want one.
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