Now, I think ya'll are being a little hard on me. Surely, even you
weirdo liberals have to see the good I have done for this fine
country of ours.
Just look at what I did for the economy. I don't know about you,
but I'm makin' money hand over fist. My overseas investments alone
are going through the roof.
God as my witness, co-pilot, and fall back if I get into a crunch,
we are in a damn site better shape than we would've been if that
meat head would have won four years ago. Did you not see my parade?
The people love me. Well, at least half of them do. The smart half,
the hard working straight half. None of these freeloaders or
immoral types, but God told me their would be doubters.
I have a lot of good ideas left in me, what til you see how I
define my dynasty. We are talking the whole shebang. Welfare reform
hell, I am getting rid of the whole thing. They can just go get
jobs like the rest of them. Hell I might even fire some of the
illegals at my ranch and let them work for me. Abortion? Not in my
US of A. You can take those crimes to Canada or Mexico where God
doesn't care about the people anyways.
If you think it's good now, just see what I do for us over the next
four years. I will fix this country so good that not even if you
guys get a democratic in the office for the next sixteen years you
lefty's won't be able to break it again.
I am single handedly going to eliminate the unemployment rate. If
you can't find a job after three months, you will be automatically
be recruited into the armed forces. If the size of our military
gets to big, I will find more uses for them. There are plenty of
suckers out there that need a good butt-kicking’. As long as
they have money to pay my good buddies at Halliburton to rebuild
them after we bomb them back into the stone age.
I do wish you guys would stop talking so bad about me though, some
of my best people have left my side after falling for your
propaganda. It couldn't be that they see something that makes them
not want to be around me anymore.
Well, I had better get back to running this country back into the
grou.. er future.
Good night and God bless me, oh and America.
Dubya, out!
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