/delurk
Human: The other, other white meat!
Apparently -- and this is total hearsay. I have no direct confirmation of this in any way (and I'll stick to that in court) -- cooked human looks, smells and tastes very similar to pork. "Long pig" is a euphemism for roast human.
Mmmmmm. Human bacon!
/relurk
/delurk
Hmmmm... let me see if I understand the basic premise here...
Our founding fathers really, truly wanted to found a fundamentalist evangelical xtian nation run by a theocracy, and somehow got all confused -- or were corrupted by minions of the Flying Spaghetti Monster -- during the Revolution and wrote up that pesky Bill of Rights, which is promoted at every opportunity by the evil forces of the ACLU, so we need to get rid of the ACLU in order to get rid of the Bill of Rights so that we can get back to what our Founding Fathers really truly wanted.
Is that it?
I have this horrifying vision that AN is destined to be one of those oh, so significant works despite the attempt to be completely insignificant. Papers and entire dissertations will be based upon the lack of narrative structure (or even punctuation)...
It may be a sign of the Apocalypse.
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