He was a species on the verge of extinction
She was an Air New Zealand Hostess
They were mystically joined like Ravitz and Landauer
Like Pinky and Perky, like Porgy and Bess
He loved the pursuit and the romance
But the details were more of a chore-
When the bride's veil lifted, his mind soon lifted
At least that's what happened before.
Let
it blow, let it snow
Let the mercury bubble and dive
Life's little traumas and courtroom dramas
Remind me I'm glad I'm alive....
(warning: contains banana-on-kiwi sex)
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