Random Plot Generator
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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
- Advice for the Starship Captain:
- All critical data and software will be backed up in off-line storage.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):
- When disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neighboring lands presently outside of his control.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
- I will never open a package addressed to the Hero, or pick up his laundry, or perform other personal tasks on his behalf.
- Further Evil (Advice on Ultimate Weapons/Spells):
- Any Ultimate Weapon that was disassembled in the distant past and its components scattered to nearly inaccessible niches across the globe could not have been that great in the first place, or else it would never have been disassembled.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- Friendly fire isn't.
- The more stupid the leader is, the more important the missions he's ordered to carry out.
- No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
- The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
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