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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- As an equal-opportunity employer, I will have several hearing-impaired body-guards. That way if I wish to speak confidentially with someone, I'll just turn my back so the guards can't read my lips instead of sending all of them out of the room.
- Advice for the Starship Captain:
- I will put surge suppressors in the circuitry of my ship, so that a shot striking some distant portion does not cause a control panel on the bridge to explode.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Genius):
- My glass flask holders, test tube racks, and bunsen-burner-heated apparati will be anchored to the floor or wall, not balanced precariously on a wobbly table.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
- I will not goad bad guys with statements like "over my dead body."
- Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
- If I married into the title of Evil Empress, I will let my Overlord take the flak for the Empire's evil actions and ingratiate myself to the people with my kindness.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- Guided missiles aren't.
- Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
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