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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

I will have my fortress exorcised regularly. Although ghosts in the dungeon provide an appropriate atmosphere, they tend to provide valuable information once placated.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

I will assume that all super-weapons are operational until proven otherwise, especially if they appear to be unguarded.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):

Never allow yourself to be provoked into doing anything stupid by insults from the Hero or Sidekicks.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

Stay away from all buildings or natural features of the landscape that resemble skulls, fists, fanged mouths, etc.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

I will keep my hair under control and my fingernails trimmed. Long, loose hair is much too convenient a handle for the Hero, Sidekick or Backstabbing Evil Ally. Trimmed fingernails let me press The Button myself.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• If you take more than your share of objectives, you will be assigned more objectives to take.

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