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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
If an enemy I have just killed has any offspring or younger siblings, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of letting them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
Advice for the Hero:
My robots will be programmed to speak only when they have something useful to say. That way I will not be tempted to ignore them when they have critical information.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
Do not allow your mental condition to degrade any further than the obligations of your deity require. A good psychiatrist helps.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
Don't make friends with the Hero's True Love. You'll buy it when she gets kidnapped.
Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):
I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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