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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
When a comrade defects to the enemy, I will have all passwords changed, and as soon as it is practical I will have the computer disconnected, its memory flushed, and the approved software reloaded from the original secured CD-ROMs.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):
If you surrender to the Hero, don't try to stab him when his back is turned; the Sidekick will get you first.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
If you have small children, keep them on one of those kid leashes when in public, so that they won't go running back after their teddy bear or puppy.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
I will use my magic mirror for spying on my enemies rather than for vain attempts at preserving my position as fairest in the land.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:


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