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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will not put off any ritual granting immortality.
Advice for the Hero:
Likewise, if she doesn't already know, I shall train my True love in the art of armed combat, to the extent that her natural talents allow.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Genius):
I will personally select the brain to be used in my life-creation experiment.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
If mysterious strangers appear at the birth or adoption of your child and make epic proclamations about him/her, listen.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
Unless immortality comes with Absolute Power, I'd better be grooming my Evil Offspring to take the reins someday. It's better to carefully feed their growing lust for power by gradually increasing Imperial responsibilities than have them plotting my untimely demise.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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