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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

I will explain to my guards that most people have their eyes in the front of their heads and thus while searching for someone it makes little sense to draw a weapon and slowly back down the hallway.

Advice for the Hero:

Likewise, if she doesn't already know, I shall train my True love in the art of armed combat, to the extent that her natural talents allow.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Trusted Lieutenant):

If you fail to complete your mission, skip town. Returning to the Evil Overlord to report on your failure will usually get you killed.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):

Knowing that creatures with tentacles have a preference for True Loves, I will keep an eye out for them.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• A grenade with a seven-second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
• Final Protective Fire doesn't.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
• If you can't remember where you put it, the claymore is pointed at you.
• It is physically impossible to carry too much ammo.

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