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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Advice for the Hero:

When someone opens the Eldritch Portal to Hell, and I have the means to close it, I will employ said means immediately, and not stop to explain things to everyone.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):

Never hold hostages at point-blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

If you are a news reporter, find a happy medium between the people's right to know and your right to not get kidnapped/held hostage/etc.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

If I married into the title of Evil Empress, I will let my Overlord take the flak for the Empire's evil actions and ingratiate myself to the people with my kindness.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

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