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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave him. He's mine!"
Advice for the Starship Captain:
If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Genius):
If I need one liter of my secret formula to implement my Diabolical Plan, I will produce ten liters and store the other nine safely in different caches.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
If I fall in love with someone else, I will tell him/her now, and not shyly procrastinate, thereby dooming the object of my affection to perish just as I was getting up the courage to make my feelings known.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
The effort of turning female or gay sidekicks generally makes killing them the least bothersome tactic.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:


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