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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps of my complex they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

Advice for the Hero:

When I make my escape from the Evil Overlord's encampment, I will sabotage as much of the enemy's pursuit capacity (horses, jeeps, rocket bikes, etc) as opportunity permits, sparing only enough for the use of my companions and me.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):

The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

If you are a news reporter, find a happy medium between the people's right to know and your right to not get kidnapped/held hostage/etc.

Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):

I will always keep a few Useless but Loyal Advisors on the payroll and in proximity, both to help my enemies underestimate me, and to provide a few extra bodies between the enemy and myself should my defenses be penetrated.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
• No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
• Things will get worse before they will get better -- and who said things would get better?

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