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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
Advice for the Hero:
I will never leave my True Love and/or family unguarded unless they can defend themselves.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Accountant):
Keep a fourth set of books, listing the locations and passwords for the bulk of the Evil Overlord's loot, including the Plundered Crown Jewels. Use this information to bargain for your miserable cowardly life when the Hero defeats the Evil Overlord.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
Any artifact named as if it were a part of somebody, especially if it really was once a part of somebody, is a Talisman of Purest Evil, and should only be dealt with in a manner pursuant to its destruction.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
If I married into the title of Evil Empress under duress then my very first order of business must be the disposal of the Evil Overlord, since he must already know he can't possibly trust me as far as he can throw me.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:


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