Random Plot Generator

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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

Advice for the Hero:

After killing a few dozen faceless, anonymous grunts in the Legion of Doom without a second thought, I will not suddenly take a merciful attitude with the Evil Overlord, his family, his lieutenants, or anyone else with a speaking part.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter):

If you fall in love with the Hero, and decide to help him, do not declare your intentions to Daddy. He'll just clap you in irons pending execution. Of course the Hero will rescue you, but it's demeaning.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):

I will not give sloppy, wet kisses to the Hero until I verify that he isn't related to me.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

If I married into the title of Evil Empress under duress, then using the Hero to free me of the Overlord does not obligate me to abdicate my throne.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• Always keep in mind that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
• When in doubt, empty your magazine. Ammo is cheap; your life isn't.
• If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
• The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

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