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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will not outsource core functions.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
I will design redundancy into all ship systems, so that the loss of one component will not cripple the entire vessel.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Accountant):
Do not bother the Evil Overlord with the details of finances; math bores him. Simply remember his net worth at any given moment and be prepared to supply that figure on demand.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
I will coordinate all Heroic Struggle-related activities with the Hero. If I can't tell him what I'm doing, I probably shouldn't be doing it.
Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):
Total commitment is essential. If I discover that I have not truly and completely gone over to the Dark Side, I will immediately suspend all world-domination efforts until that last morsel of Goodness can be expunged.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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