Random Plot Generator
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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- I will explain to my guards that most people have their eyes in the front of their heads and thus while searching for someone it makes little sense to draw a weapon and slowly back down the hallway.
- Advice for the Hero:
- Likewise, if she doesn't already know, I shall train my True love in the art of armed combat, to the extent that her natural talents allow.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Trusted Lieutenant):
- If you fail to complete your mission, skip town. Returning to the Evil Overlord to report on your failure will usually get you killed.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):
- Knowing that creatures with tentacles have a preference for True Loves, I will keep an eye out for them.
- Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
- My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- A grenade with a seven-second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
- Final Protective Fire doesn't.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
- There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
- If you can't remember where you put it, the claymore is pointed at you.
- It is physically impossible to carry too much ammo.
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