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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
My crew shall be trained in the fine arts of tactical combat, such as dispersing assets, walking point, advance, flank and rear guards, etc.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, Thuggee cord, service revolver, garlic, Yellow Sign, cab fare, and change.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
I will never open a package addressed to the Hero, or pick up his laundry, or perform other personal tasks on his behalf.
Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
Remember: No amount of decorating finesse makes up for the lack of an overwhelming aura of evil.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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