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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
As an equal-opportunity employer, I will have several hearing-impaired body-guards. That way if I wish to speak confidentially with someone, I'll just turn my back so the guards can't read my lips instead of sending all of them out of the room.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
Under no circumstance will I agree to not develop or employ any particular technology.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Wicked but Beautiful Daughter):
Don't wear dresses with high, fan-like collars. Stick with close-fitting, simple little numbers that let you turn your head to see behind you. If for some reason you have to wear a dress with a high collar, there's an arcane device called a "mirror" that will help you watch your back.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):
If I absolutely must scream, I'll use actual words with useful information. "I'M BEING EATEN BY A SHUGGOTH!" better enables the Hero to rescue me than does a simple ear-splitting "AAARRRGGHH!"
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
Men already enthralled by my Feminine Wiles will just as easily take my orders when radioed from my fortress as in person on the front lines.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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