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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
All repair work will be done by an in-house maintenance staff. Any alleged "repairmen" who show up at the fortress will be escorted to the dungeon.
Advice for the Hero:
I will never travel back into the past in order to prevent the current situation. It never works.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Legion of Doom Troops):
If your unit's name contains words like "Imperial", "Elite", "Supreme", "Tactical", "Storm" or "Special", request a transfer as soon as possible. These guys always get clobbered first when the Heroes attack.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):
If I am presented with a reasonable opportunity to save the day myself, I will at least try, and not wait for the Hero to do it.
Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
It's wise to assume that deathtrap manufacturers' brochures base their Estimated Time to Kill (ETK) on tests using non-heroes, and test only the minimum ETK. Therefore, Heroes trapped in a non-instantaneous deathtrap should remain there a minimum of several times longer than its ETK, and even then should be treated as potentially dangerous until any remains are incinerated.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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