Random Plot Generator
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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
- Advice for the Starship Captain:
- My crew shall be trained in the fine arts of tactical combat, such as dispersing assets, walking point, advance, flank and rear guards, etc.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
- Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, Thuggee cord, service revolver, garlic, Yellow Sign, cab fare, and change.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
- I will never open a package addressed to the Hero, or pick up his laundry, or perform other personal tasks on his behalf.
- Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
- Remember: No amount of decorating finesse makes up for the lack of an overwhelming aura of evil.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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