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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
All guest-quarters will be bugged and monitored so that I can keep track of what the visitors I have for some reason allowed to roam about my fortress are actually plotting.
Advice for the Hero:
I will begin my lifelong fight against crime immediately upon discovery of my powers, instead of withholding my assistance from the police, thereby allowing a minor criminal to escape and murder one of my loved ones.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Trusted Lieutenant):
When the hero or his sidekicks are at your mercy, don't stop to gloat.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
I will try to stay quiet and sober most of the time. If I get drunk and sing bawdy songs at the top of my lungs, I will attract prostitutes who are really working for the Evil Overlord.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
The effort of turning female or gay sidekicks generally makes killing them the least bothersome tactic.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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