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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
Under no circumstance will I agree to not develop or employ any particular technology.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES. Thousands of cult members could be saved every year if they followed this simple safety tip.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
If I am flying a one-man craft which is critically damaged, I will eject. Only if the ejector seat fails will I belt out a long, despairing, agonized scream as I fly the craft into an enemy structure.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
Any bodyguard who cannot maintain concentration and discipline in my boudoir will be eliminated immediately by the others.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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