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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
Advice for the Starship Captain:
My people will be assigned duties commensurate with their skills. I will not task pilots with leading a ground assault, infiltrating enemy camps, etc.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Alien or Monster on the Rampage):
Don't route all power through the Mothership.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
If I fall in love with someone else, I will tell him/her now, and not shyly procrastinate, thereby dooming the object of my affection to perish just as I was getting up the courage to make my feelings known.
Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
I will not try to turn a son (even mine) against his father, no matter how estranged they are. Blood relatives can be annoyingly sentimental.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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