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- Advice for the Evil Overlord:
- If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps of my complex they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
- Advice for the Hero:
- When I make my escape from the Evil Overlord's encampment, I will sabotage as much of the enemy's pursuit capacity (horses, jeeps, rocket bikes, etc) as opportunity permits, sparing only enough for the use of my companions and me.
- Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):
- The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.
- Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
- If you are a news reporter, find a happy medium between the people's right to know and your right to not get kidnapped/held hostage/etc.
- Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):
- I will always keep a few Useless but Loyal Advisors on the payroll and in proximity, both to help my enemies underestimate me, and to provide a few extra bodies between the enemy and myself should my defenses be penetrated.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
- There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
- No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
- Things will get worse before they will get better -- and who said things would get better?
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