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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will hire a drama coach. The hero will think it must be a case of mistaken identity when confronted by my Minnesotan accent (if everyone sounds American) or my Cornish accent (if everyone sounds British).
Advice for the Hero:
If I find myself born or drafted into a universe wherein the laws of nature do not obey consistent principles, I will depart for an alternate universe created by a more reasonable author.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Alien or Monster on the Rampage):
Don't lay your eggs in a major metropolitan subway system. Find a nice secluded cave.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):
If I am offered a bribe, I will accept it, and inform the Hero by a pre-arranged means. The happily-ever-after will be happier if we have a good nest egg to start on.
Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):
My planned assault on the rebel base will take place after my assault on the rebel base.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

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