Random Plot Generator

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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

If my surveillance reports any unmanned or seemingly innocent ships found where they are not supposed to be, they will be immediately vaporized instead of brought in for salvage.

Advice for the Starship Captain:

My ship's computer will have a clock rate of at least one megahertz and be programmed in C or assembler so that important calculations take a few milliseconds instead of an hour or so.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):

Unless the Evil Overlord pays extra for indiscriminate slaughter, avoid it. Why should you give your services away for free?

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):

I will not wear a red shirt when beaming down to a planet.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

My poison-fanged or -clawed beast minions will not be spiders, snakes and ravens, but kittens, goldfish, and canaries.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
• When you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. When you're running low, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
• Recoilless rifles aren't.
• If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
• The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

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