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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

If my surveillance reports any unmanned or seemingly innocent ships found where they are not supposed to be, they will be immediately vaporized instead of brought in for salvage.

Advice for the Hero:

I will remember that if the Bad Guy tries to kill enough people, no one will mind too much if I kill him instead of merely disarming him. Especially if it looks like an accident.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Alien or Monster on the Rampage):

If your planet desperately needs women, chances are you can get them without invasion by simply offering job and pay equity.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

If there's a shy, quiet kid in your class that everyone picks on, treat him with respect and kindness. When his psychic powers are made manifest, you may actually survive.

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):

If the Hero says he is willing to betray his cause and accept my offer of ruling the world at my side, he will only be believed once that betrayal results in his cause's total destruction, at which point his demonstrable lack of principle will lead to his immediate execution.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

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