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December 25, 2009

Posted by Jim Macdonald at 12:00 AM * 8 comments

Q. What did Santa say when he got stuck upside-down in a chimney?
A. “OH OH OH.”
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him.
Q. How many chimneys does Santa go down?
A. Stacks.
Q. Where do snowmen go to party?
A. Snowballs.
Q. What do reindeer say when they tell you a joke?
A. “This one will sleigh you.”
Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. One to turn the bulb and the other seven to hold Rudolf down.
Comments on OH OH OH:
#1 ::: Dan ::: (view all by) ::: December 25, 2009, 12:30 AM:

And, courtesy of Lost:

Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A. Smells like carrots.

#2 ::: MacAllister ::: (view all by) ::: December 25, 2009, 01:08 AM:

Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll, of course.

Merry Christmas, Jim. *g*

#3 ::: MacAllister ::: (view all by) ::: December 25, 2009, 01:19 AM:

Q: What happens when a Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?

A: You get a Pointsetter.

Oh ghod. Someone please make me stop now, before it's too late...

#5 ::: Avram ::: (view all by) ::: December 25, 2009, 11:06 AM:

Q. Where do snowmen go to party? A. Snowballs.

I'd bet money that this is not the only joke you know with that punchline.

#6 ::: John A Arkansawyer ::: (view all by) ::: December 26, 2009, 02:14 AM:

On Christmas Eve, my niece asked us to call Santa and did anyone know his number?

Why yes, I replied, I know Santa's number: 800-555-1 HO HO HO

#7 ::: Joel Polowin ::: (view all by) ::: December 26, 2009, 10:54 AM:

The Canadian postal service uses 'H0H 0H0' as the postal code for Santa's home at the North Pole. They also arrange for letters to Santa to receive replies.

#8 ::: Allan Beatty ::: (view all by) ::: December 31, 2009, 08:15 PM:

And is it wrong of me to note that H0H 0H0 is not in the range of postal codes for Northwest Territory or Nunavut. No, it's in Montréal.

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