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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

Before ridiculing my enemies for wasting time on a device to stop me that couldn't possibly work, I will first acquire a copy of the schematics and make sure that in fact it couldn't possibly work.

Advice for the Hero:

I will begin my lifelong fight against crime immediately upon discovery of my powers, instead of withholding my assistance from the police, thereby allowing a minor criminal to escape and murder one of my loved ones.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):

Never allow yourself to be provoked into doing anything stupid by insults from the Hero or Sidekicks.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's One True Love):

I will save my ethical dilemmas for times when I don't have an enemy at gunpoint.

Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):

Planting a tracking device on the Hero doesn't mean I shouldn't also use other means to track him.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• When in doubt, empty your magazine. Ammo is cheap; your life isn't.
• If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
• When you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. When you're running low, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
• A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
• If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

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