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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

Although it would provide amusement, I will not confess to the hero's rival that I was the one who committed the heinous act for which he blames the hero.

Advice for the Hero:

Anyone inquiring after the secret of my strength will be fed a line of plausible baloney as to how this strength can be lost. If the bogus advice is followed, the leak shall be properly investigated.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Legion of Doom Troops):

Exercise care in the abuse of oppressed peoples. Farm implements can be effective weapons in the hands of a skilled opponent, and some of those little old men can teach you a thing or two about hand-to-hand combat. It would be just your luck for the villager you pick on to actually be the Hero masquerading as one of the villagers.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

If an acquaintance of yours seems to disappear every time the Hero puts in an appearance, rub some of those brain cells together and see what comes up.

Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):

Make a careful study of whatever documentation comes with your decorative old computer junk. Learn to imitate its style. That way, even if you foolishly succumb to the temptation to tell the hero the details of your plan, he won't understand a word of it.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
• Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.

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