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Advice for the Evil Overlord:

I will have a staff of competent detectives handy. If I learn that someone in a certain village is plotting against me, I will have them find out who rather than wipe out the entire village in a preemptive strike.

Advice for the Hero:

I will not have sex with anyone before a battle. They will either die or betray me during the battle.

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Overlord's Trusted Lieutenant):

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, accept responsibility for failure.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):

Any artifact named as if it were a part of somebody, especially if it really was once a part of somebody, is a Talisman of Purest Evil, and should only be dealt with in a manner pursuant to its destruction.

Further Evil (Miscellaneous Evil Resolution):

I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job.

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

• If the enemy is in range, so are you.
• If you can't remember where you put it, the claymore is pointed at you.

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