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This is an improvised answer to the problem of Particles comments. It’s also something to play with while I’m semi-away.
She's away...?
Time to dig out the new decorations.... now where did I put those tiki torches?
I'd like to take as moment to do some shameless promotionalizing. Over at The Invisible Library. I'm blogging about writing, books and general shenanigans. Very informal, just for fun. I post some short stories on occasion. So if anyone feels inclined, check it out. I'm a struggling writer of fiction so I'd appreciate even just a glance. No comments section yet but feel free to drop me an e-mail.
Me, I'm waiting for someone involved in Well-Versed Skiffy to set up a polemical web site so I can go promote it. It's going to be the next hot trend after the New Weird crests, but if the people doing it don't get the word out, it'll be hard to convince people of it.
---L.
I think we're supposed to comment on the Particles and not on my submission to Tor which went into the mail yesterday.
Um, uh, nice selections. Now if I can only find out about when ribbon was invented. Ah yes, good ol' Google. ;)
Forgive my ignorance, LNHammer, but what is Well-Versed Skiffy? Who does it, and what do they like?
And speaking of language....
just had an interesting experience looking up the word "quirkyalone" on Google (and does anyone else keep wanting to spell that Googol?) -- surprised to find that I have a high quirkyalone index....
The quiz on the first hit is actually quite amusing. TomBob says check it out.
"Maybe we should thank the Democrats for shedding their moderate clothing to reveal their true Swinging-Seventies selves."
http://www.majorityleader.gov/news.asp?FormMode=Detail&ID=127
Greetings from Glorious Majority Leader!!!!
Semi-away where? I hope someplace nice.
(and with a bar)
And speaking of skiffy, the cover story for August's _Smithsonian_ is on pulp art.
I'd like to know what Well-Versed Skiffy is, too, but I've never heard of the New Weird, either. I know I've been out of fandom for a long time, but were we ever normal?
John: They're in Seattle right now which has many nice bars even if we didn't get to the one with the buddha hand infused vodka. Later today they're off to Portland to visit relatives. I can't speak to the bars there.
Oh, and I found a recipe for pineapple liqueur. It isn't exactly a drink recipe, but it looks like something interesting to do with pineapple. Want the url?
MKK
The tag line of Well-Versed Skiffy is "good SF, good hooks, good meter" — essentially, science fiction narrative verse, aspiring to the versecraft of mainstream poetry and the storytelling of a genre magazine. (That would be the New Formalist and Expansive wings of contemporary poetry.) Because, let's face it, the largest part of SF poetry is neither good poetry nor a good read. Ur-texts would be Frederick Turner's Genesis and The New World. The large-scale, quixotic goal is to write stories as good and as popular as medieval romances.
As for who's doing it, good question — as I said, I can't find a web site. I'm hoping I fit in the parameters above, tho' lately I've been doing Greek myth sex farce (in rhyme) because I can actually sell that, sometimes.
I'm more vague on the New Weird. I gather it involves China Meiville and fellow-travelers, and large, old cities.
---L.
Hey, I've been Particled! Or Jeanne Gomoll has, anyway.
Well, nice to know someone still stumbles across the first of the current series of Fanthologies every now and again.
For New Formalist SF poetry, the first person that comes to mind is Joe Haldeman; Tom Disch would, I think, be in there, and I've seen a little from Michael Bishop. (I know I'm neglecting others.) The difficulty for the Average Reader(tm) is that there have not been many outlets for SF poetry, and the magazines that consider it at all generally want only short "light verse." This -may- be broadening with the growth of online magazines, but this could easily become an essay on Skiffythumpyversifyingexpialidocious --
Once they got the metric minted,
Proofread, justified, and printed,
Cried the spacers, "This ain't hardly
Skiffy; it's not strange-new-worldly,
Has no guns or mercenaries;
Po-ah-tree, we blow it berries!"
-- but of course, neither the time or place; the words of Robert Fagles are harsh after the songs of Lin Carter.
i've been doing it for a number of years, too, and occasionally get it into print; there will be a number of examples, at various lengths and subjects, in the collection early next year. End of commercial.
Geoff Landis. And tho' she doesn't write formal verse, I suspect from conversation that Eleanor Arnason is sympathetic to the cause. And yes, the markets for narratives over 100 lines are few, even when it's hard SF with rivets. Maybe someone should try to sell an anthology. Maybe I should.
But speaking of particles of form, a quiz: What form of poetry are you?
---L.
How cool! I'm Blank Verse, and if I weren't I'd be Haiku, Samurai Jack's opponent.
John, do you have a notification list or some such?
I post some short stories on occasion.
Keith, I hope you aren't planning to publish them elsewhere. Have you looked at any writers' guidelines lately? More and more magazines are taking a hard line about publishing anything on the web, even your own website. I don't know how they check - maybe they google it, or googol it, or whatever, before they send out the contract.
If you are interested in Science Fiction Poetry, mine is one of the Big Two sites:
http://www.magicdragon.com/UltimateSF/sfpo.html
This was actually funded by SFWA, at my request to Joe Haldeman when he was President.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1.0 INTRODUCTION
2.0 SCIENCE FICTION POETRY
2.1 The History of Science Poetry
2.2 Huxley & Other Critics on Science and
Poetry
2.3 Magazines, Anthologies, and Collections of
Science Fiction Poetry
2.3.1 Magazines
2.3.2 Anthologies (Exclusively Poetry)
2.3.3 Single-Author Collections of Science
Fiction Poetry
2.3.4 Anthologies Including Poetry
2.3.5 Science Fiction Poetry Online
2.4 Science Fiction Poetry Authors
3.0 FANTASY POETRY
3.1 Fantasy Poetry Authors
3.2 Fantasy Poetry Collections and Anthologies
3.3 Fantasy Poetry Magazines
4.0 RUSSIAN, GERMAN, FRENCH, AND WORLD MARKETS
4.1 Russian
4.2 German
4.3 French
4.4 World
5.0 SMALL PRESS
6.0 REFERENCES
6.1 Books
6.2 Organizations & Awards
6.3 Articles
7.0 MAJOR POETS WHO MINORED IN SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY
8.0 ROBERT E. HOWARD'S POETRY
9.0 LORD DUNSANY'S POETRY
9.1 Postscript on Anti-Modernism
9.2 Bibliography
10.0 CLARK ASHTON SMITH'S POETRY
10.1 Biography
10.2 Bibliography
11.0 MISCELLANEOUS CONTEMPORARY POETS
12.0 LAST MINUTE UNCOLLATED ADDITIONS:
9 9
13.0 The Poetry of H. P. LOVECRAFT
14.0 VARIOUS APPENDICES
15.0 SCIENCE, POETRY, DEMOCRACY
Thanks for considering this reference,
Professor Jonathan Vos Postm
winner of a Rhysling Award for Best Short Science Fiction Poem
Formalist poetry and SF poetry? One of the more obvious proponents of both is George MacBeth (collected into one of of Judith Merrill's best of the year anthologies, and author of the Robert Lax football cheer)....
MacBeth didn't write SF and didn't repudiate it. He did play with a lot of the same tropes. And he's one of the few people I've heard read who opened me up to enjoying pieces of his I hadn't enjoyed without his reading. Do you know him, Mike?
Cheers,
Tom W.
Jeff,
Thanks, Yes I had thought of that. Stories I intend to submit for publication aren't being posted. The ones on my site are stories either too long, short or weird.
MKK: I can't speak to Portland \bars/, but the brewpub opposite the Orycon hotel is well worth visiting: large variety (including a real ale) and generous samples.
Ah, you found a larger version of the table tennis match that I listed in the animation comments down below. I still think it's brilliant. ;)
Help! I'm trying to remember a word for what people do outside of polls on election day--you know, standing around with signs and buttons, promoting their candidate. The word isn't campaigning.... I'm thinking there's a word that sounds like "racketeering" but that's not it. My thesaurus is no help... am I delusional?
You may be thinking of "electioneering".
Tom: Yes, I definitely remember MacBeth from the Merril anthologies (this is primary education we're talking about here), and I have never forgotten "The Crab-Apple Crisis," not least because I read it close on the blazing jets of Herman Kahn.
Well, those metaphors are nicely done. Now to parse the potatoes.
If you can find it, check out Bob & Ray's version of "Queen For A Day." The sob stories are sobbier, the host is smarmier, and the prizes are cheesier than the real thing, if you can imagine it.
Obliquely reminds me of "The Continental," which lives on as a recurring sketch on SNL (whenever Christopher Walken is available), and was probably only remembered because of the MAD comics parody, "The Countynental."
http://renaissance.dm.net/compendium/ is a working URL for the Life in Elizabethan England: a compendium of common knowledge link.
Dear John M. Ford (whose poetry I very much admire): "The blazing jets of Herman Kahn"? That takes me back... [dissolve to]:
Herman Kahn (15 Feb 1922-1981?) Very important person in the history of
American foreign policy and the field of Futurology. Herman Kahn (as
I have determined) was a promising graduate student of Physics at
Caltech, whose professors felt that he had "the right stuff" to
someday win a Nobel Prize, but he felt that sociopolitical problems
were more difficult and interesting. He scored the single highest
level ever observed on the standard U.S. armed forces intelligence
test (equivalent to a 220+ I.Q., some think) and was an obvious genius.
He headed R&D at the RAND corporation (Air Force think tank) then
began his own think tank, the famous Hudson Institute. There he
perfected his analysis of war and peace in international policy,
including the "Scenario" method of forecasting -- in essence, first
crunching the numbers and then writing a series of science fiction
short stories about alternative futures. In fact, he hired an
assistant (whom I've met) whose job it was to read all the science
fiction magazines and record every interesting technical and
sociological idea for further study. With Anthony J. Weiner and the
Hudson Institute, he wrote the definitive Futurology book:
"The Year 2000" (New York: Macmillan, 1968), a must-read for SF
authors, if only for its list of 100 possible future inventions.
He was, in essence, the #1 consultant to the military-industrial
complex. He told me (as I foolishly declined a job at the Hudson
Institute) that he was hired by the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the
United States, who sent him in to do the definitive study of the
war in Vietnam. He asked for carte blanche, to be able to go anwhere,
see any documents, interview anyone. On his return, he presented
his massive analysis in writing to the Joint Chiefs, but prefaced it
with this oral summary: "Gentlemen: I have determined that there ar
23 unacceptable ways of winning the war in Vietnam, including nuclear
and biological options, 14 acceptable ways of winning, and only one
way of losing. And, gentlemen, you have found it."
A great Santa Claus of a man, gentle, friendly, and thoughtful,
he was reviled by a leftist public that assumed he was a fascist "hawk" from his
controversial books "On Thinking the Unthinkable" and "On
Thermonuclear War." He invented the words "Megadeath" and "The
Doomsday Device" and thus is part of the composite villain
(with Henry Kissinger) Dr. Strangelove in the Kubrick's nuclear holocaust
masterpiece "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to
Love the Bomb." How do I know all this, gentle reader? Well, I dated
his daughter Deborah in the late 1960s. This was on the summer
retreat of Fire Island, where cars are banned, and people carry their
groceries home on little red wagons. I painted a mushroom cloud on
his wagon, a prank which he found eminently amusing. Just as most of
us can think faster than we can type, which messes up our writing, he
could think much faster than he could talk, and so he tended to leave
out the ends of his sentences, which made conversation mysterious.
He, his brilliant wife (who was a "computer" in the Manhattan Project),
his practical-joking son and pragmatic/romantic daughter seemed oddly familiar to me.
When I asked, Debbie said "Oh, yes. Bobbie Heinlein asked us if he could use
us as the model for the family in 'Podkayne of Mars.'" So I, Jonathan
Vos Post, can say that I once dated the fictional character Podkayne.
This little essay, like everything else on the Ultimate Science Fiction Web Guide, is copyright
1996,1997,1998,1999,2000,2001,2002,2003 by Magic Dragon Multimedia. All Rights Reserved.
I'm not so far gone that I'm not going to notice advertisements.
Dear Patrick,
I don't have a blog. But I do update my 8-year-old 300 Megabyte web site almost daily. Rather than hotlink your readers to any of the 700 or so pages in my domain, or even an anchor within one, I sometimes cut-and-paste a precisely on-topic snippet of text, where it seems appropriate to me. If I am offending you, your wife, or your readers, please let me know your preferred protocol. As a professor of 5 different subjects, I am sensitive to the needs of students and administrators alike. The five are Astronomy, English Composition, Computer Science, Math, and Physics. About right for a 2nd genration science fiction author/editor, right?
Thank you.
Drat! Perils of posting from Patrick's computer. That was from me, not Patrick.
Mary Kay,
Yes, do send the URL and sorry for the late response. My wife just delivered baby number two over the weekend.
Pineapple liqueur sounds interesting. I've done the Stoli/Doli recipe (or imitated it as best I could from what cryptic info I was able to get out of the waiter at Capitol Grille)....
:)
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And speaking of poetry, I've just written a sestina!
I blame Neil Gaiman.
And speaking of poetry, I've just written a sestina!
I blame Neil Gaiman.
And speaking of idiocy, I've just posted this twice. I blame my dialup. Sorry...
Thanks, Claude! (one-handed here on the keyboard!)
I assume the other hand was occupied with baby #2 . . .
playfair, interesting. i always preferred the viginere table. i have a feeling that most of the people who bought the code book are also the people who wrote all their notes to friends in grades 4-7 in code. (In my case, it was problematic because I had lazy friends who wouldn't bother to decipher them. Oh well.)
anyway, this is not my site, but you may find it interesting:
Masquerade and the Mysteries of Kit Williams.
Claude, I should've known better. Touche.
:)
Yes, baby number two is now able to threaten my computer equipment when I make the mistake of leaving the door ajar so she can follow me into my office.....
I prefer to blame Joe Haldeman when I write a sestina. He's good for it.
---L.
The sestina seems to be largely ignored in American pre-university English (there could be many bilious comments here, but there will not), and most people who know the form seem to have been introduced either in advanced college courses or by tripping over one in an unexpected place (e.g., -Sandman-) and saying "Was ffcr einen Gere4t ist das?" or the local equivalent.
I'm pretty sure the first one I read was John Brunner's "The Oldest Glass," which appeared in the critical study THE HAPPENING WORLDS OF JOHN BRUNNER. (Very little of Brunner's poetry seems to have been published anywhere widely accessible, and some people are startled to learn that he wrote any at all -- but, uh, we've been over that patch.)
Ooh, I should look for that! Thanks!
I didn't know about sestinas until I got to my troubadour course in grad school, when I had to read Arnaut Daniel's. (Yummmm.) Then I mostly forgot about them until I went on a Gaiman binge a couple of weeks ago. Recovering Occitanist that I am, my willpower fell by the wayside.
The virtual confessional has commanded me to say 392 Hail Marys and 16 Our Fathers for venial sins, and 4 weeks of fast for mortal ones. And various other fripperies like turning myself in to the authorities if what I confessed to was illegal. And I didn't even confess to irreverence.
Neil Gaiman has a way of pushing people into sestinization, whether personally or merely by authorial influence. I have to admit that Angels and Visitations was my first sestina encounter. Fortunately, I have resisted the temptation to write them (possibly by not feeling equal to the form, and not for want of encouragement, either).
mmm... tack on irreverance plus being gay and not even a little bit sorry, and I pulled down 867 Hail Marys and 32 Our Fathers.
But only 3 weeks' fasting.
As has been said since computers were gigantic walls of little blinky lights, with a strip of adding machine tape emerging from a tiny slot giving the results in demotic English, the machines are excellent at piling up raw numerical data and not so good at cooking it. Uh, correlation, that is. With a chi-square of dark chocolate at 70% relevance.
It occurs to me (for to whom else would it occur?) that Googling on "What did I do recently that was bad?" (pressing the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, naturally) might produce an interesting pile of data to which the Baldrick Sort, or midden-heap-sort algorithm, could be usefully applied, but I abruptly notice that Halley's Comet will return in only fifty-seven years, and had best make preparations right now.
Verbminx: I had a colleague in grad school who wrote good troubadour poetry in both English and Old Occitan. He told me that anybody can write a sestina, as long as they've got the right rhyme words. Then you write the envoi, to set up your rhyme order. And then the muse takes it from there.
Except, of course, then you have to know where you're going to end up, and hope you don't have fifth and sixth stanzas either crammed or filled with diversionary fluff.
He's right about needing the right end-words. It especially helps if at least have have more than one meaning, especially in different parts of speech. And as an obvious correllary, stylistically it's easier to write one when you're a ruthless enjamber.
I've been having fun using sestinas for narrative.
---L.
L, that's true, but I often write from the end anyway. The 6th stanza was a pain and a half, and it ended up not being what I'd planned on, but I'm pleased nonetheless. (Which could well be the dancing-bear syndrome.)
I didn't manage to enjamb any words, but I did do some clauses. Mostly it was happy accident, but I'm going to claim I did it on purpose.
And wow, narrative sestinas? I boggle. How does one go about such a thing?
Sestinas are fun; I haven't committed any, but I do confess to acrostic sonnets on the names of personal friends. Not that I still have copies of any of the ones I've generated....
It can be difficult to make names precisely 14 characters long.
Cheers,
Tom
Said Thomas Whitmore.
Welcome home, Teresa.
And speaking of Wendy Cope's Wasteland Limericks, here's the opening 10% or so of a Wasteland homage I finished earlier this year:
Resume of J. Alfred Prufrock
By Jonathan Vos Post
Copyright a9 2003 by Emerald City Publishing
Objectives:
Let us go and make our visit
(To determine): Do I dare disturb the universe?
(To determine): So how should I presume?
(To determine): Then how should I begin to spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
(To determine): Should I have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
(To determine): Would it have been worth it, after all?
To swell a progress, start a scene or two
Advise the prince
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled
(To determine): Shall I part my hair behind?
(To determine): Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach
Rather than dump the whole thing here (as I have been hinted at regarding netiqette), I'll get it from my PC to my Mac, from whence to HTML and my web domain.
My netiqette may be out of step with this modern age, since I started programming in 1967 and was heavily emailing on the ARPANET by early 1973. Ghod -- that's 30 years ago!
I've published sestinas since 1968 or 1969 (in a newspaper, first time), and consider them one of the Great Forms. And wasn't Joe Haldeman's narrative double sesitina in Omni the highest-paid example of all time?
Anne: It helps to have a story with an obsessive quality. Like, say, rewriting "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" or Demeter's search for Persephone or Orpheus & Euridice, to name one.
JvP: The PowerPoint Wasteland?
---L.
I am please to discover that I too have been Particled, and that I am terza rima.
- pk
Ah, Patrick N Hayden, you have found me out (at least it wasn't Teresa Nielsen H who got into my secrets). I'm about halfway through creating one based on John Michael Ford though no others are slouching towards the surface waiting to be born....
Cheers,
Tom
Uh, Tom, I hate to, you know, thing, but the "M" isn't for Michael. The nickname is a dull family story for another time. AD 3042 seems about right.
Doesn't keep you from writing the sonnet, of course.
Would it be presumptuous of me to point out "David J Goldfarb"?
What we really need is someone with an eight-letter first name and a six-letter last name.
LNHammer: "The PowerPoint Wasteland?" exactly. Actually, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" is not "The Wasteland" (my mistake) but both are by T.S. Elliot. Maybe I misremembered because I quoted from both in my verse play "John Lennon Mettes T.S. Elliot", which was published in the German anthology "13 Rock Fantasies."
And don't forget the character in the Isaac Asimov story who was translating "The Odyssey" into limericks...
Next slide, please?
Resume of J. Alfred Prufrock
By Jonathan Vos Post
Copyright a9 2003 by Emerald City Publishing
Part 2
Experience:
Idiosyncratic Actions:
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed
I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker
I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker
I grow old … I grow old …
Human voices wake us, and we drown
Speaking of takes on Childe Roland, anyone with an advance copy of Stephen King's _Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla_ will discover (among a multitude of other interesting things) an obsessive concentration on names that add up to 19 letters. Not great for sonnets, perhaps, but some twisted soul could probably adapt it to poetry!
Tom, I have the double-dactyl you created from my name and Mary Kay's. I was going to email you, but while it's obvious that that address is a spamtrap, it's less obvious whether removing "SPAM" is sufficient. Email me (see above) if you want it.
Hey Vicky. I wouldn't mind having a couple of that double dactyl myself.
MKK -- marykay@kare.ws
Removing the capitals of NOSPAM does in fact reach me; I still have the electronic versions of same saved in my Palm (though I write things on the back of my hand instead of my palm -- the latter tends to be smeared by opening doors, for example, and gets much sweatier). Thanks for thinking of forwarding same! You and MKK have full permission to post as you think appropriate. If Vicki fails to get it to you, MKK, I'll dig it out and send it on. Ah, the joys of Minicon excess....
Cheers,
Tom
Teresa: I have just read the Marx/slash/Engels. Aieeeeee. Words fail me.
MKK
Backing around to earlier comments, I think the description of Well-Versed Skiffy as "New Formalist SF poetry" is a little misleading; better would be "Expansive SF poetry". The Expansive movement unites New Formalism, with its attention to form, with a concern for narrative and persona. Without especially that latter, SF poetry is essentially impossible, as the only "authentic voice" is contemporary; and the F in SF assumes the former.
The advantage of identifying with New Formalism is that it's better known.
---L.
I can only echo Mary Kay's sentiments about Marx/slash/Engels. Especially because I read "Freedom and Necessity" so recently. I see your "Aieeee!" and raise you an "Eeep!" Furthermore, thanks for the limericks.
Shoe Baca comes with 2 detatchable kidneys? Um. Um. Um.
MKK
Ah, Mr. Ford (in a Bellockian mode) --
If the skin be but punctured before it is boiled,
the confection is wholly and utterly spoiled.
Now, if _you_ give me a seven-letter middle name beginning with M to play with (others may do so, but I don't expect to believe them [With the first you are only the worse for the fright, But after the second...]), I might be able to continue on with the sonnet. Or Not.
Cheers,
Tom W, on the west coast and quite punchy at this hour waiting on a download of someone who wanted comments on a trailer for a fan-season-8 of BUFFY
I like it, Larry. Just promise me I won't wind up on any panels with Scott Green.
Thomas Sherman, consider yourself Encouraged.
All, the Marx/slash/Engels slashfic came to me from Debra Doyle. I'm not sure I'm brave enough to ask her how she found it.
The bizarre plushies were recommended to me by my nephew, Isaac Hayden, who has an eye for these things. I've been promised a couple more good links by his older brother Milo, and await them with considerable anticipation.
Speaking of plush toys reminds me. I sent you email with a link to some amazing crocheted items. If you haven't seen it you may want to go excavating in your email.
MKK
Mary Kay,
What happened to the pineapple liquer link? I gotta have something to drink while I change all these pampers....
:)
Is It Just Me, or is there a great irony in your calling an item about an edible (yoghurt) "Make Money Fast"?
Sigh.
Tom
My dear Teresa, please check your e-mail. Two enticing, utterly wonderful links lie within.
Milo
Hey, Milo! Thanks for the links.
John: Somehow the bookmarks for all the liqueur making sites I found had disappeared. The ways of computers are mysterious. However, I have relocated most of them now. The two pineapple recipes are at
http://www.guntheranderson.com/liqueurs/pineappl.htm
http://www.recipesource.com/side-dishes/beverages/alcohol/pineapple-liqueur1.html
I've started one with tiny wild plums and star anise.
MKK
Oh, wow. I used to work in a cross-stitch shop. Those subversive designs are absolutely perfect, even to the species of the thweet widdle birdies.
*snarf* on the subversive cross-stitch!
I cut up a whole pineapple and left it soaking in Everclear while I went travelling. The results are very promising. I'm marinating a dab of vanilla bean, a bit of cardamom, and one or two white peppercorns in it while the sediment settles out.
Anne, weren't they just? Made me momentarily wish I did cross stitch. Subversive knitters just make structural oddities like klein bottle hats, openwork spheres, and the notorious lace coracle.
I cannot, alas, promise anything about Scott Green. I do not control him.
---L.
Teresa, I'll trade you a klein-bottle hat for the subversive XS of your choice, as long as you aren't in a hurry for it. (But then, I wouldn't be in a hurry for the hat, either; I gather that knitters have as many UFOs as needleworkers.)
Dear Andrew Plotkin and Patrick and Teresa Nielsen Hayden (who blogged Plotkin's site):
You've done a very fine job with
"The Periodic Table of Dessert
Designed by Andrew Plotkin
Copyright 2003"
http://www.eblong.com/zarf/periodic/closeup.html
I'd like to point out that there is considerable overlap with:
"The Periodic Table of Aliments" [Analog, October 1992] co-authors Professor Jonathan Vos Post and Professor Christine M. Carmichael.
Our domain gets over 12,000,000 hits per year, now in its 8th year, and includes The Ultimate Science Fiction Web Guide, The Ultimate Mystery/Detective Web Guide, The Ultimate Western Fiction Web Guide, and is about to launch The Ultimate Romance Fiction Web Guide.
I think that we need to discuss copyright issues. Again, I am impressed by your beautiful, clever, and colorful work on the web. I understand Open Source software very well, having been a VP and Board Member of an open source company that was acquired for $7,500,000 by what was then called VA Linux (now VA Software) on NASDAQ.
Professor Jonathan Vos Post and Professor Christine M. Carmichael (a full-time Physics professor) are well-known internationally both as scientists and as science fiction authors.
I await your reply with some interest.
Sincerely,
Jonathan Vos Post
Part-time Professor at 4 colleges and universities
Astronomy
Computer Science
English Composition
Mathematics
Physics
cc: Law Offices of John M. Woodburn
Now here's an interesting point of etiquette: when one thinks that there is "considerable overlap" between two works, is it more polite to, as an apparent first step,
A) privately e-mail the other author to inquire, or
B) implicitly accuse the other author of plagarism in public and in someone else's forum, complete with cc's to an attorney, while incidentally suggesting that merely linking to the other work could also be an intellectual property violation?
I'm tempted to e-mail Miss Manners and inquire.
Dear Kate Nepveu,
No accusation of plagiarism made. No wrong by anyone in linking.
I think that Andrew Plotkin did some good work. Some of it apparently original. The thermal spectrum is nice. The "atomic" crystal structures are particularly clever. He may not have seen the Analog piece, which was in black and white anyway. His presentation is marvellous, and I said so.
I'd probably be happy with a citation or footnote in future editions of his hardcopy chart, and a link from his page to mine. He's unlikely to make enough money from hardcopy chart sales to be worth the trouble to pay me a few cents.
I have to give notice, as a matter of writer's rights, or waive my ability to enforce.
Certainly no harm by Making Light, which does what blogs are supposed to do, and does it so brilliantly that it is one of the few that I read daily.
But, unless you are actively following cases through Science Fiction Writers of America, Mystery Writers of America, the National Writers Union, each of which have recovered about $1,000,000 for writers who were infringed, you may not know how careful a writer must be in defending his/her rights.
I speak as someone who is out at least $100,000 from a crooked CD-ROM publisher, even though I won a unanimous 7-0 decision in California Supreme Court.
It was impolite for me to have allowed any implication that makinglight had erred in any way, and, Kate , you might well be right that I was ill-mannered in acting in this semi-public forum. As I've said, I'm a dinosaur with 37 years software experience, and over 30 on what's now called the internet. Fashions change. I stand ready to be enlightened, even to have my wrist slapped. But, as someone who's acted as an agent for other writers, and as a many-years re-elected representative of writers collectively in writers organizations, I stand by the necessity to prompty notify folks of even inadvertant appearance of infringement.
I also think that Harlan Ellison is a hero.
Thank you for your sensitivity and your decorum in letting me know that I may have seemed over the line.
Best,
Jonathan
Jonathan Vos Post:
Yes. There is some overlap. There is also considerable overlap with about two dozen other periodic tables of this-that-and-the-other. Some people collect the things. The first few I saw, both of which featured food, were created before the web existed. If your version was more recent than that, and you're concerned about rights issues, I suggest that you and your lawyer take it up with your artistic predecessors.
Meanwhile: My weblog is not an appropriate place to address this issue. It just now took me about thirty seconds to google up Andrew Plotkin's website. His e-mail address can't be far behind.
Jonathan Vos Post ... Jonathan Vos Post .... when I first saw the name in the comments section of this web log it seemed somehow familiar.
Then it came to me. Around ten or twelve years ago I was sysop of the SFRT on GEnie. Imagine my surprise one afternoon to get a call from a "Jonathan Post." He wasn't a member of GEnie or the SFRT, but he had a complaint. He'd heard that Jerry Pournelle was talking about him, and he threatened to sue me, and to sue GEnie, if I didn't tell him what Jerry was saying. "It would be easy to find out using Unix tools," he said.
I was polite to him, hung up, and ignored the call. I figured that I'd start worrying about it when the process server showed up. No process server ever arrived, so I forgot about it.
I was wondering if maybe you were the same guy.
BTW, http://www.magicdragon.com/jvp.html, the top link when I Google on Jonathan Vos Post, is both ugly and unreadable. If you need some help designing a site, let me know.
Dear James D. Macdonald,
I have no problem with Jerry Pounelle. Indeed, he published two of my poems in anthologies of his. I held up a copy of a book by him, Larry, Niven, and Stephen Barnes when I was (years ago) on "NBC-TV Today Show." He'd offered to be the godfather of my first child. I also like his Western and Mystery novels.
The long-ago incident you remember was part of a lawsuit against two demented fans who had me fired from Rockwell International, where I was working on 5 different space shuttle safety issues. These safety issues were thus prevented from going to NASA and FBI investigation, where they belonged. Rockwell's dossier on me, which I got by subpoena, was over 440 pages long, and detailed the defamations by those fans, as well as the numerous awards I had received (i.e. commendations from 4 successive heads of NASA, Rockwell's "Good Citizenship Award", and science fiction stories published with Rockwell permission).
As a result, I have been giving testimony to the Columbia Accident Investigation Board, and to Special Agents of the NASA Inspector General.
The case "Post v. Rockwell et al." becamse the longest running suit for each of 5 judges in the Los Angeles County Superior Court. It ran, from incidents of defamation in 1987, through 2002, and is currently being considered by the California Supreme Court.
The issue with Pournelle online was that he was allegedly republishing defamations by the individual defendants in "Post v. Rockwell et al."
I had been earning, in inflation-corrected money, $120,000 per year at Rockwell, 15 years ago. Plus huge benefits. That was ended by those fans, who admitted taking entire works I had authored and affixing their names as if they were co-authors. And declaring themselves "Producers" of a $1,000,000 industrial planetary space travel video I conceived, got funded, wrote, directed, narrated, and supervised special effects.
I have, perhaps, been hyper-sensitive to plagiarism and defamation ever since.
Unless you've been forced, in defense of your reputation and livelihood, into a major lawsuit, as with (for instance) Walter Jon Williams over "Hardwired"), you cannot imagine the agony that ensues, win or lose, and the care with which you try to avoid it ever happening again.
Those writers who have done so are also protecting the rights of all writers.
Also, I have met and chatted with you at Worldcons and the like, and we seem to get along just fine, face to face.
And thank 's website has it (with me holding 2 Hugo Awards) is about 10 years out of date, and ugly to boot. I threw it together when my web domain first went online, February 1996. Thank you for your time and attention, which is sincerely appreciated.
Thank you,
Jonathan Vos Post
Dear Teresa Nielsen Hayden,
I first emailed Mr.Plotkin.
I wanted to privately email you, too, but I could not readily find your email address through either your blog nor your home page.
I apologize for misusing your blog, as it seems I have.
If, in the unlikely event it ever comes up again that you validly hotlink a site that any of your blogreaders have problems with, should you have a private mailto link for them to so inform you?
I'm also a bit tense right now over our dog Kramer just coming back from the hospital yesterday, after major leg suregery. Also, two of my wife's closest friends just died on the same day, late this week, one in Australia, one in Scotland. Also that a settlement conference is coming up in about a week in an Appeal on a 5-year fight I'm involved in to save an historic theatre (once called "Perkin's Palace" and now the "Raymond Theatre" in Pasadena).
But hard times are no excuse for impolite behavior.
Thank you,
Jonathan Vos Post
[over 210 publications, presentations, and broadcasts about Space]
I wanted to privately email you, too, but I could not readily find your email address through either your blog nor your home page.
Looking in the top left corner, directly under her photo, in the weblog page was too tough for you? That's directly beneath the link you objected to. You wouldn't even have to scroll down to find it.
Jonathan, quit while you're ahead.
I went to Google to see how long it would take to find my own e-mail address. It took less than two minutes. As Jim has pointed out, my address is on this page, and would have been on your screen when you were looking at my Particles links list. Also on this page is a link to the home page I share with Patrick, where there's a nice clear link to the brief FAQ Patrick wrote about writing to us. At the bottom of the FAQ are both our e-mail addresses.
In short, Mr. Post, either you have serious visual or reading comprehension problems, or you didn't bother to look for my address, then fibbed about being unable to find it.
I spoke with Tom Whitmore today. Among other things, we discussed novelty "periodic table of ______" posters. The earliest one that either of us remembers seeing was the Periodic Table of the Vegetables. Tom thinks that one may have been published in the early 1970s.
I found the story about you and Rockwell unconvincing in its own right, so I went and looked for something else that's easy to find on the web: your resume.
You've had a great many impressive-sounding jobs. The trouble is, when we exclude companies where you're a corporate officer or otherwise have an interest in the firm, the Rockwell job's the only one you've kept for more than a year. Most of the others lasted eight months or less. I still don't believe your account of what happened to you at Rockwell, but I can see how it must have hurt to lose that one.
Over on the academic side, you list yourself as having a Ph.D., then acknowledge that it's an A.B.D., and has been one since 1977.
Under your current employment, you list yourself as an Adjunct Professor of Astronomy in the Science/Engineering/Math division at Cypress College. That sounds impressive. But Cypress College is a two-year community college that emphasizes ESL readiness and instruction. It offers associate degrees in:
Accounting; Administrative Assistant; Administrative Support; Air Conditioning and Refrigeration; Art-General; Art-Advertising Design; Automotive Collision Repair; Automotive Technology; Aviation Management; Commercial Pilot; Computer Applications; Computer Information Systems; Computer Programming; Computer Science; Court Reporting; Culinary Arts; Dance; Dental Hygiene; Drafting Engineering Technology; Flight Attendant; Food Service Management; General Studies; Geographic Information Systems; Health Information Technology; Hotel Operations; Human Services; Liberal Arts; LVN to RN; Management; Marketing; Medical Staff Services Science; Merchandising; Mortuary Science; Mutli-Cultural Studies/US; Music; Photography; Physical Education; Pre-Engineering; Psychiatric Technology; PT to RN; Radiologic Technology; Registered Dental Assisting; Registered Nursing; Secretarial-Legal; Small Business Management; Theater Arts; Travel/Tourism; Word Processing.Those are all good and useful subjects, but I'd be interested in finding where the "Science/Engineering/Math division" fits into that curriculum.
So every one of these periodic tables are infringing? Given that there's prior art—namely, Mendeleyev's original periodic table—of which all of them, including yours, are all parodies, that's a wee difficult to sustain.
---L.
Mr. Vos Post:
Your mention of your lawsuit made me curious, so I looked for the decision on Lexis.
I found the unpublished decision of the Appellate Division in _Vos Post v. Turner et al._, No. B131268 (April 17, 2002), which affirmed the trial court's dismissal of your lawsuit on the ground that the complaint was barred by the statute of limitations.
You might be interested to know that I was unable to find any mention of an appeal of this case on the California Supreme Court's website (either in their case information system, or in their list of unpublished opinions for which review is pending). In addition, Lexis does not list the case as having had review granted.
As it appears to be your understanding that review has been granted, you or your attorney might wish to confirm that the court's internal records are not the same as the information it provides to the public.
I've just discovered that it's not useful to try to google for information included in PDFs -- go figure.
The information I was seeking was copyright dates on some of those periodic tables, particularly the Table of Vegetables (I remember whose kitchen I saw it in in the late 1970s, at which point I was already familiar with its existence, and have a call in to her to see if she still has it on her wall and can give me the copyright date). I'll let you all know when I hear back. I'm quite certain that it well predates 1992.
SPOILER ALERT *** Omnilingual by H Beam Piper **
If you have not read this story and think you might and are concerned that I may spoil the punchline, please stop reading!!
SPOILER ALERT ***
I wonder what might have happened if the periodic table that became the Rosetta Stone for understanding the Martians in Piper's classic story "Omnilingual" had been one of these parodies. The better the parody, the longer it might take to actually discover what was wrong....
Cheers,
Tom
Kate, that gets a long low whistle of appreciation.
Thomas, I went googling for that copyright date and couldn't find it. I suspect it's best found in the corner of someone's framed copy.
Teresa: one endeavours to be of assistance.
It occured to me that the decision of whether to grant review itself might be what's under consideration by the Supreme Court. However, there are cases listed in the system where no decision on granting review has been made (example at the Supreme Court level, and corresponding entry at the Court of Appeal level), so that seems unlikely to be the cause of the lack of information on the web page.
I meant to include the case information screen at the Court of Appeal for Mr. Vos Post's case, for comparison to the one above.
Well, the friend no longer has the poster, and remembers it as somewhat later than I do -- early 1980s. Still well before 1992. Will continue looking.
Meta-comment, or for the Buddhists among you _metta_ comment --
I think there's a master's thesis or a self-help book awaiting the person who can elucidate clearly the difference between this thread and the thread under "Follow the Money" on this same blog. _Pace_ JVP (and it's important to bring this up when litigious people are present) this group seems remarkably supportive of some while possibly being perceived as attacking of others. It's my guess that JVP believes he's being attacked here (or at least ganged up on) -- it's only a guess, and I'd appreciate being proved wrong! My perception is that a lot of us are actually interested in finding out what the local values of truth are.
"Follow the Money" got very cooperative, where this thread got very (politely) confrontational. Is it as simple as defensiveness? What triggers defensiveness, if that's the key? I wonder whether someone will ever do a serious analysis of what leads some threads in blogs to go ballistic where others become very supportive -- it's a fascinating sociological phenomenon, recorded in a very different way than similar exchanges in conversation, widely available, and a very large sample. ((I'm not saying this thread has gone ballistic, or threatens to -- I'm saying that some threads do so. This thread is much more confrontational at the moment than most on this blog, and because of that is Interesting, to me at least, on a sociological level. YMMV.))
Ah for infinite time and resources! I won't follow this up; if any of you do, I'd appreciate an acknowledgement, he says with a wry smile.
Cheers,
Tom
Dear James, Teresa, Kate, and Tom,
I thank you all for the time and care you have made in checking facts, which trump opinion most of the time. You are all correct. I'd like to add some context, if I may.
In chronological (or blogological order)...
(1) James and Teresa: I obviously didn't see Teresa's email address right in front of my eyes. Although I'd googled the website she shares with Patrick, I didn't think to look in the FAQ. Just adds to my appearence of idiocy. No point in fibbing. Have you ever stood by the open refrigerator door unable to find something you know is there, and then look sheepish when your significant other grabs it at once, where it was hiding in plain sight?
(2) Let's get back to other Periodic tables later.
(3) My resume is on two versions online, one for teaching, one for management/software, but they agree in salient points for now. I'd split the Boeing employment into pieces, based on the job title and location, as they promoted me and relocated me during my 5+ years there. As the Space Division of Rockwell was acquired by Boeing, that gives me more than 11 years with what is now Boeing. Not exactly the fast-paced internet time. The 6 months on contract at the Lockheed-Martin Skunk works was a 1-year contract that I completed twice as fast as they expected. Not a problem. But thanks for your sympathy. Losing the space program job hurt deeply, but far less than (for instance) losing my mother when she was only 42 and I a teenager.
(4) The Ph.D. (ABD) story is interesting, to me, but probably less to you. I had all course requirements complete after the M.S. (earned in a year flat), and over 36 credits beyond. I passed the Doctoral candidacy exams by one of the highest scores they ever had. I had published research results in what's now called Artifical Life and Nanotechnology (neither term existed then). U.Mass./Amherst was in chaos, with 5 of the 9 Deans gone, and President Bolger (who just resigned) not yet in. Half my Computer & Information Science Department faculty fled, after an unpopular new chairman. After I left, he was voted out a Chairman in a no-confidence vote. What happened was that my ad hoc Thesis Committee was never able to cohere into an Official Thesis Committee, so my dissertation was never formally taken from me and evaluated, and thus neither approved nor denied. The Dissertation Credits on my transcripts still show as "Incomplete." I've been back, suggesting that they form a committee and evaluate the thesis, enough chapters of which have now been published in refereed science journals and international conference proceedings. That may yet happen, some day. The job at Rockwell investigated this, and formally decided to pay me on the same scale as those employees who had their Ph.D. awarded. But it does make full-time professorships almost impossible, hence my having qualified in 5 subjects at 4 colleges in the past 12 months.
(5) I wouldn't knock community colleges. Cypress College has a fairly big Math, Engineering, and Science division, and many Astronomy faculty. The Chairman was a doctoral student of Professor Gregory Benford, a friend known to many of you for his award-wining fiction. He recommended me for the position, just as Ray Bradbury and Arthur C. Clarke and Ben Bova have recommended me for other positions. I was also offered an Astronomy position at Mt.San Antonio College -- the single largest 2-year college in the U.S.A.; true, only one US Nobel Prizewinner went to a 2-year college, but don't knock the education or quality of some professors, please.
(6) Of course I over-reacted. Of course, Mendeleyev has priority (although a few sort of beat him to the punch with "octaves"). hence myself, Mr.Plotkin, and other fall within the Parody exception to copyright. Nobody's plagiarized anybody. A citation would be the normal scientific protocol to resolve the matter.
(7) Kate, you did a good job of checking the legal citation. But what's missing from the record includes: (a) there are 5 exception to the statute of limitations on Defamation in California, all of which we invoked. (b) the "continuing publication" and/or "republication" exceptions are why I tried so hard to find out if someone online was republishing the too-old defamations. (c) There were over 20 Motions in Limine, oppositions to same, Motions of Privilege, and the like as to what could be allowed in those exclusions. (d) A retired judge was stipulated to decide these pretrial motions relating to the statute of limitations. (e) On the day of hearing, he was recovering from back surgery and on heavy painkillers. (f) He had not read the hundreds of pages of breifs specially prepared for the hearing. (g) He kept no notes, had no clerk, lost his paperwork, and failed to return the originals to trial court. (h) On the phone, he told all attorneys that, of course, he did not intend to tie the hands of the trial court from determining if the exceptions were raised. (i) He failed to write that down. (j) The trial court had no option but to dismiss. (k) The appeal was hampered by the opposing council submitting an incomplete record. (l) Moreso, the Clerk of Civil Appeals admitted being unable to locate over 1,000 pages of already filed evidence. (m) My attorney slipped into deep problems with diabetes, and was unable to continue the appeal. (n) He misinformed me on the date I needed to file a Petition for [Appellate] Reconsideration and a Supreme Court Petition for Review. (o) In Pro per, I tried to file, but was deemed too late.
(8) This case now connected with Post v. Palo/Haklar. That's the one where I won 7-0 in State Supreme Court (a published opinion, indeed, THE textbook opinion in its niche). Turner & Jones & Rockwell republished defamations to Palo and Haklar. Turner & Jones' counsel offered to represent Palo & Haklar. Things went weird there, after I won that trial. Palo & Haklar sued the attorney for Turner & Jones. That's right, my opponents sued my other opponents' attorney for malpractice.
(9) My poor befuddled attorney found himself ina retrial of the trial I'd won in Superior and Supreme Courts. He forgot even to ask Palo & Haklar to authenticate the documents showing that Turner & Jones' counsel delivered the defamatory documents to them. My attorney, poor old man, forgot even that we had a lien on the malpractice case.
(10) The CA Supreme Court has until 16 Aug 2003 to either grant or deny me review on the petition I filed on 16 June 2003, which explains in far greater depth how the two cases are tied togther.
(11) Either way, it's been a nightmare. And several appeals along the way were NOT published, and hence not on line. I was supported by 6 lawfirms in Friends of the Court Briefs, which represented women, asians, pacific islanders, rural workers, hispanic workers, and other discriminated against groups in solidarity with me. My $2,000,000+ damages pale in comparison with what these groups lose every month when they can't afford justice. It's not just writers who should care about the outcome of my cases.
(12) Tom's right about "Omnilingual." I discuss that in my web domain in the discussion (linked to from The Ultimate Science Fiction Web Guide) about How To Communicate Wioth Extraterrestrials, which heavily references Science Fiction literature.
(13) I've had a slightly too-interesting life. I've learned enough about Law to act as an uncredentialed paralegal for law firms specializing in Appeals and Supreme Court briefs. I do over-react to those things that have hurt me, vaguely akin to a post traumatic stress syndrome soldier diving for cover at the sound of a car backfiring.
(14) But I have a real education, and do real teaching, and real research, and write real science fiction, fantasy, plays, poems, journalism, music reviews, and whatever.
(15) I guess that I need to be much more careful in accidently insulting people who otherwise might find my experience useful or entertaining, by my unnecessarily stirring up skepticism. I've lost some friends along the 15 years of continuous litigation. I'd have been much better off writing 6,000 pages of novels instead of 6,000 pages of legal material.
(16) But I thank you all for your very civilized and open-minded willingness to dig for the facts and allow me to explain my side of the story. Sometimes I feel that only people in our utopian community are a safe place to show my scars, and seek empathy. But Tom and others who've seen me at cons for the past 20+ years (where I've done over 200 panels) can agree that I've never brought all this up in public fora. I'd usually rather converse about the literature we love, the history we share, and the cosmos which is our destiny.
(17) You could (and still can) banish me. Or treat me like a shell-shocked survivor of the front lines. It is your community, and I feel privileged to have been treated in a civilized way. I feel this same sense in the Netherlands or Scotland or other advanced countries, and less often in my native America, which has a sad anti-intellectual and anti-rational streak.
(18) Any other questions? I try to answer honestly, even when not under oath. And have I got documentation to back me up on everything *sigh*. Had to buy an 8' x 16' shed to handle to documents overflowing a 2600 ft.sq. home. Have to leave wife (full Ph.D. in Physics, full-time Professor of Physics at 4-year University) and son (14-year old university Sophmore with mostly straight A average) room for their lives. They've already heard the above story too often already. Sorry if it is ugly in places. It is part of my real life. Now, if I can only capture some of this in fiction..
Thank you again,
Jonathan Vos Post
On my part I've no desire to banish; it's nice to see such a long and relatively non-defensive post putting out your side. And I'm personally glad that you're taking that approach (I admit to being someone who likes to see controversies resolve without violence). Confirmed on at least me not having heard the story or the details before.
I'm interested in your comments on other periodic tables, when you can. Or was the Omnilingual reference what you meant? I'm still wondering what the results of us trying to translate a culture through spoofs would be like (imagine that the only remnant of our current culture is a complete file of The Onion, for example -- it's very useful for deconstructing the culture from within the culture, but probably useless for reconstructing the culture from outside unless one already knows that it's a parody).
See you in Toronto? (Assuming I get it together to make it for the semi-obligatory reasons...)
Cheers,
Tom
JVP, I'm almost afraid to say anything, lest any more of your family members or pets suffer disasters.
"I admit to being someone who likes to see controversies resolve without violence."
It's so refreshing to see someone take a stand against the common wisdom. Why, before you said this, Tom, we were all planning to resolve this controversy with baseball bats and brass knuckles.
(Kate Nepveu was actually building a small siege engine, but now that you've come forth with your brave and novel insight, I'm sure she'll reconsider.)
So I shouldn't mail her the trebouchet schematics?
I think he meant verbal violence, seriously.
Non-seriously, I'd rather have plastic knuckles than brass ones, or even the cartilage ones I have now, which hurt all the time.
"I think he meant verbal violence, seriously."
A concept right up there with "liquid ice," "daytime night," and "true lies."
Words can certainly hurt people, and some language is full-on reprehensible. It's perfectly reasonable to criticize verbal cruelty. But cant phrases like "verbal violence" serve to erase important distinctions--in this case the (one would think) rather important one between "sticks and stones" and "words."
Lose too many of those distinctions and you've lost civilization.
My raised eyebrow was meant to point out that Tom's comment was a non sequitur: nobody in this discussion was contemplating violence at all.
As far as the legal aspects, we have reached the limits of what information is available online.
Two points that can be discerned: the published decision has to do with what kind of appeal one can take from administrative hearings on wage claims. It's online, accessible from this page (see the end of the list from the Supreme Court). Apologies for the awkward link, but the other routes I found required you to log in to Findlaw.
The present appeal seems to be from the Court of Appeal's dismissal of the appeal for Mr. Vos Post's failure to provide the record (the court had dismissed it four prior times, and then vacated the dismissals for good cause as the relevant rule allows). Disposition screen in Court of Appeal; Rule 8(b) referred to therein; case summary at Supreme Court. The subject of the dismissed appeal cannot be determined from the online records. However, the case does not appear to be close to a disposition on the merits.
Patrick, Tom, Xopher: but it was going to be an exquisitely *polite* siege engine . . .
Patrick: Perhaps it's bad for civilization if we use 'violence' metaphorically to mean aggressive, cruel, unpleasant language, ad hominem attacks, etc. I think you may be right, but it calls for further contemplation (for example, the same would apply to words like 'war' and so on; there's nothing that has ever happened in fandom that rises to the level of a war, yet certain heated controversies in fannish history have been so characterized -- this may also be a bad thing, but it's rather common).
(And not central to or arguing against your point, but there are certain verbal acts which are equivalent to violence, at least under law. Threatening violence is as bad for society at large as violence itself, because it reinforces the domination of the strong and aggressive over the weak and/or peaceful. Not nearly as bad for the victim in the individual case, of course.)
I read Tom's comment as being pleased with the fact that no one on either side here was resorting to any kind of unpleasantness, nor in fact departing from the most courteous discourse. His use of the word 'violence' may not have been the best choice, but I thought he was exaggerating for humorous effect.
Tom: I'm surprised you see a similarity at all between this thread & "Follow the Money". Could you explain?
As far as this thread, the first post from Mr. Vos Post contained the following:
Dear Andrew Plotkin and Patrick and Teresa Nielsen Hayden (who blogged Plotkin's site):
Addressing Andrew Plotkin in public, rather (or in addition to) e-mail; also indicating that simply linking to a site, somehow gives the linker a connection to intellectual property problems with that site. Also, a failure to differentiate between Patrick and Teresa, one of whom linked to the site, one of whom did not.
You've done a very fine job with
"The Periodic Table of Dessert
Designed by Andrew Plotkin
Copyright 2003"
http://www.eblong.com/zarf/periodic/closeup.html
I'd like to point out that there is considerable overlap with:
"The Periodic Table of Aliments" [Analog, October 1992] co-authors Professor Jonathan Vos Post and Professor Christine M. Carmichael.
Here we have the suggestion of plagarism, or some other form of intellectual property violation. Also, most authors do not refer to themselves as "professor" in the bylines of their fiction writing.
Our domain gets over 12,000,000 hits per year, now in its 8th year, and includes
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