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This is from Jim Macdonald. He and Debra Doyle are hanging out, waiting for a plane to arrive in Manchester, NH:
After this —- it was nine o’clock, and we went over to the Wendy’s in Bedford (the other side of the Merrimack from Manchester, but essentially part of the same city). … I had a bowl of chili, Doyle had a baked potato, and we sort of hung out. And while hanging, in came a group of Minority Youth, in the colorful costumes that such lads assume. They take the next table, and whoop and yodel, and carry on in the ways that make Upright Citizens tremble. I, however, listen to their conversation. They’re throwing numbers at each other, and extracting the square roots in their heads.“What was that?” Doyle asks after they’ve departed. “‘We the Math Club, and We Bad’?”
If only we provided better facilities for playing chess in parks and playgrounds, kids wouldn't be tempted to join gangs and spend their time extracting square roots in public places.
"I have a marvelous proof of this, but it will not fit on this wall."
If only a zero-tolerance policy had been in place, we might have prevented William Hamilton from defacing Brougham Bridge with his obscene graffiti.
Hey, the same thing happens in Brooklyn. They grow up to join the Fibonacci crime family...
"He's gonna make you an offer you can't understand."
"He's gonna make you an offer as big as his last two offers put together, kapische?"
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I'm just glad M. Macdonald didn't say that these young people had natural logarithm.
Two small quibbles:
1. There are no Wendy's restaurants in Bedford, New Hampshire. There is one on Second Street, which is on the city's West Side. While close to Bedford, it is certainly not in it.
2. The Upright Citizenry in New Hampshire does not and has no reason to fear minority youth. We do, however, fear with good reason the large burly people who travel along our highways in motorcycle gangs.
Cordially,
Benjamin Kepple
Manchester, NH
Reason's all very well, but if Being Bad didn't get a rise out of people, they wouldn't bother to do it. Besides, if there are no reactionaries in New Hampshire, who reads the Union Leader?
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I tried calling 602-1023, but Avogadro wasn't there.
He was at his daughter's wedding to that Fibonacci boy...
I realize that at this point no one but you is going to read this, Teresa, but: It just occurred to me that these kids must have a GREAT teacher. Getting kids to enjoy math is hard enough, but getting them so excited that they do it on their own time, for fun is...miraculous. Just plain miraculous.
Agreed. There's a math teacher somewhere in New Hampshire who deserves a MacArthur grant.
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I read right down to the end of the thread...
AND YOU COULDN'T STOP ME!!
JC