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I’ve now seen it. It hasn’t increased my desire to see the movie, but that’s because that dial was already cranked all the way over to “max.”
The visuals are great. The special effects are judicious and expensive. I care about neither so much as I care about the characters and dialogue, which were spiff. There’s just something reassuring about hearing Mal say, “I aim to misbehave.”
Ditto that. It looks like it'll be great.
My only (tiny!) reservation comes from the fact that they've got sound in space now, but if that's the price we have to pay to get Serenity on the big screen, I'll happily endure it.
Can't hear it until this evening, as we don't have sound cards in the store. Agreed that it's unlikely to make me more excited, only because I'm already jazzed.
Eeee! equals doublesquee squared.
Drat. Spent thirty minutes investigating that two-frame logo flash at the end, only to discover it's the processing and color house. Not nearly as interesting as I'd hoped. Doggone it, if they're gonna be all sneaky they could at least hide goodies!
Waah. Five whole months yet. Waaah. And I didn't see The Preacher. I was hoping to find out who he really was and why the Alliance guy snapped to when presented with his ID.
MKK
Yeah, I'd certainly like to know more about Book. But it kind of looks River-centric. A kick-ass River, though. And maybe the preacher thing is in the movie, but they had enough sense not to spoil the secrets in the trailer.
(or maybe that's wishful thinking.)
I am so there that "there" is somewhere else by comparison.
Oh, my! I have goosebumps. I can't wait to see it.
I thought the whole faux-"wild west" accents and such fell quite flat, and I'm not wild about the morality of the worldbuilding, either.
But then, I didn't like _Bridge of Birds_ and everybody else loves that, too.
Zzedar would appear to have committed comment spam. The link goes to a software sales tool site.
It's amazing what you can do in a computer lab full of geeks by saying, "My God! The Serenity trailer!" where everyone can hear you. This made my day.
Didn't see much (any?) of Kaylee either - I'm wondering if we're going to see a few trailers, each emphasizing various characters.
Ooh! Ohh! When can I get the trailer on DVD?
Jewel Staite and Ron Glass are both listed in the cast up at the movie site.
I wish I was in space. That way my office mates wouldn't hear me scream in delight.
It went boom in space.
Sigh.
(Also, niggling worries about Joss making the jump from long-form slow cookin' to bigscreen goshwow, but I think it's my job sometimes to sit around and hmm and tch. Won't keep from the theater opening night.)
"Won't keep me from the theater..."
Hmm; tch.
Another movie I'm looking forward to seeing is "Night Watch." Originally adapted from a series of three Russian horror/fantasy novels. The trailer is equally amazing; though in an entirely different way.
Does anyone know if the novels are out in an English translation--or even available in the States in the original Russian? They're by Lukyanenko.
I'm also very excited about the possibilities for Russian mythology popping up in unexpected places in this one, as the other two in the series are the other two aspects of the day from the old, old myths: "Day" and "Dusk."
shiny
I am going to be severely disappointed if this isn't better than the Buffy movie.
Sundre, "better than the Buffy movie" isn't that high a bar, imo.
My dream is that Joss puts out a podcast (similar to the one for Battlestar Galactica) when Serenity opens. If he does, I'll have to buy tickets twice: once to just watch the movie, and again to watch the movie with the alternate soundtrack. Sounds to me like that ought to motivate him a little, because I'm sure I'm not the only one.
River with a sword! Not dueling for the Rose Bride, but you can't have everything.
This looks *way* cool.
Kip: I have the same worries regarding the format transition -- especially since his filmwriting record has been rather spotty, compared to his work in other media.
Is that the guy from Numb3rs? I think it is.
Carolyn, you should see what you can do with that news at a science fiction publishing house. Constance, our keeper of databases, schedules, and ISBNs, received simultaneous emails from Patrick in Editorial, and Little Theresa in Ad/Promo, telling her that the trailer was available. All of us plus the Art Director wound up watching it (some of us several times over) on the computer in Patrick's office. Consensus was pretty much what Jim just said: We are so there that "there" is somewhere else by comparison.
We did the same thing for all the LOTR trailers.
Is that the guy from Numb3rs? I think it is.
That would be a yes, it's David Krumholtz. Or as I think of him: Wednesday's boyfriend from Addams Family Values, all growed up.
Teresa, add me to the list of people who desperately want your job (I'm sure there must be one somewhere).
Oh well, I may be alone here:
While I'm happy to have seen the trailer, I now have wildly mixed feelings about the movie.
I hate to see Zoe and Inara look so much like wallpaper. I know that you can't necessarily give dialogue to every character in a trailer, but still!
And was Shepherd even in the trailer?
The point of the movie is River, certainly the most enigmatic character of the show, but...
And, as much as I've enjoyed Nathan Fillion on TV, he just comes across as so flat in the trailer.
Oh well...
Still, I hope Worldcon is able to get a rough cut
of the movie, and I hope I have the time to see it.
OK, that's five months to find some time to sit down and watch those DVDs I got last week.
"River with a sword! Not dueling for the Rose Bride, but you can't have everything."
Along similar lines, last night's episode of 24 showed:
CHLOE! WITH AN M-16! KICKING BUTT! WOO-HOO!!
Geeky Girl With Gun. I gave the TV a thumbs up.
And now I've watched the trailer a number of times over, and feel safe in retracting my earlier hmm and tch: things do not go boom in space. They go whoosh on the soundtrack, and occasionally thump and crunch when the POV's inside, but given the quickcut trailer edits, one can be left with the unfortunte but, upon further reflection, incorrect impression that space suddenly developed sound waves. So there's that.
But using Papyrus as the logo font for the official poster? And the trailer? "Imparts a warm and friendly ambience to everything from restaurant menus to book covers," and oh God, does it ever; it never stops! —We'd all assumed it was an ill-considered but rushed choice for Comic-Con collateral last year. Hmm. Tch.
River with a sword! Not dueling for the Rose Bride, but you can't have everything.
HAHAHAH.
River-lutionary Girl Utenafly. I guess River is certainly confused enough to be Uten'ish
Kate Nepveu
River with a sword! Not dueling for the Rose Bride, but you can't have everything.
Kate, are you referring to a certain gigantic panfandom RPG set at the End of the Universe?
Because if you are, Anakin waves hi.
Scott:
River-lutionary Girl Utenafly. I guess River is certainly confused enough to be Uten'ish
In a certain RPG mentioned above, it happen. It was very cool. There were gunslingers, also.
"Zzedar would appear to have committed comment spam. The link goes to a software sales tool site."
Not my intention. "Jing-tsai" is Chinese for "Brilliant," and it was used in "Our Mrs. Reynolds." The URL went to that site because it's actually the closest thing I have to a homepage. I'll leave it out of future posts.
Serenity trailer and new Springsteen album on the same day! Total squeeness.
I guess I'm the only one who was underwhelmed by the tv show. It was not a bad show, but the pieces never seemed to fit together.
Trailer looks like it would be a fun movie. It'd smell of cheese if Joss Whedon's name wasn't attached.
But I expect I'll see it.
Okay, now I've heard it, and I want to see this film. Want, Want, Want.
No Book, no Kayley in the trailer -- only River as a female kickass artist -- but still, it's only a trailer. They're not trying to sell this to the fans, but to the newbies. We fans are already on board.
Harry, did you see the original TV versions or watch the DVDs? The first episode turned me off watching it, despite being a Joss-fan, but the DVD set converted me to a real fan of this show. And actually getting to see the proper set-up episode was a major part of that. "The Train Job", the first episode aired, was quite possibly the weakest episode of all.
Kip: I do hope you're correct re: the things going "boom" in space issue. But doesn't ships swooshing as they go past kind of imply an atmosphere? Or am I getting overly pedantic over here again?
Not necessarily, Alec -- if they establish that there's an audio component to the detection apparatus used on the ship, that "swoosh" could be related to "we're coming from the viewpoint of the bridge of Serenity, where the local computer includes an audio warning component that indicates how close something has gotten to us". And I actually think Joss might use such a mechanism.
Aha! Quick check around shows that it seems the TV series mentioned is "Firefly" - which may possibly have been shown (or half-shown & pulled unexpectedly) unannounced at some very obscure timeslot &/or time of year by one of our commercial channels.
I have been considering buying the Firefly DVD after hearing good reports, but my budget is still in recovery from my earlier reaction to the $AU1.00 going above $US0.70. If we see the film Serenity here within the next few months, what are your opinions whether it's better to have watched the series first, or come to the film fresh?
Following earlier practice, it may have been put on at the same time as a well-known sf series on a different channel. The Star Trek versions, for instance are on at week-to-week variable times sometime between 11pm and 12:30am, unless there's some sport or other things, when they get held over.
Note that this almost invariably applies to sf (the remade Battlestar Galactica does seem to be being treated slightly differently), but is not confined to it: The West Wing, The Sopranos and Six Feet Under, for instance, are/were treated in much the same way.
Meanwhile, The Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy film is being released here on Thursday, 28th April. From the TV ads it looks not too bad, tho' it does seem they've based Marvin the paranoid android's body on Marvin the Martian from cartoons, while I always envisioned him/it as closer to 3PI0. Also ZB seems to be a touch short in the head-count, tho' there may be an explanation.
[Potted history of film at Popcorn Taxi under heading MORE ABOUT THE MAKING OF HITCHHIKERS ... ]
Oh. Yeah. Baby.
Thanks for the heads-up.
September seems such a long time away, if we in the UK even get it then...
Hitchhikers may be all over the place - Douglas Adams biographer saw it and hated it all over the Internet.
However, Jim showed me the trailer, narrated by Stephen Fry as if it was an entry in "Hitchhikers Guide." It was hysterical and very clever. That gave me hope for the movie being good.
Jack Foy: I have the same worries regarding the format transition -- especially since his filmwriting record has been rather spotty, compared to his work in other media.
Not to, you know, squee all over Joss, but keep in mind that for lots of his screen credits, he's been brought it to rescue an already totally f*ucked-up movie and turn it into something that can at least be released. The Buffy movie was hacked to bits by studio decisions. His own script and vision were supposed to have been very different.
That should be "brought in." Damn this tiny text.
Scott, Luthe, yes, I'm referring to the duel at Milliways (as I linked over in the open thread).
Roland of Gilead (from King's Dark Tower series) was dueling for the Rose Bride to try and punish/control her--and won--and then River immediately challenged him, at which point my jaw dropped in that great shock/non-shock reaction of "I never would have guessed but it makes so much *sense*", because of course River has strong feelings about people wanting to control broken girls. And then it turned into her gunslinger's trial, and I started squeeing about it indiscriminately.
Luthe, this reader waves back at Anakin, though she confesses that she's not been reading the Jedi threads much because Milliways is so *huge*.
The trailer looks fun...but gimme a break. Why do the studios always have to package entertaining kitsch as "a unique vision of the future" where, yeah right, everyone walks and talks exactly like they do on Gower Street in L.A.? (Oh, and they have black belts, too!)
Sheesh.
(sorry I didn't have enough coffee this morning)
To add another variant of insanity to the mix, I think Bilek *and* Sundre are totally nuts, since both Bridge of Birds and the Buffy movie are sheer awesomeness, whereas the Buffy series can never, ever be forgiven for its comparative lameness (particularly the damnably horrid musical episode that someone forced me to watch).
I taped Firefly in its original run, and was always a hairsbreadth away from saying "this is OK, but not worth the effort of loading the VCR every Thursday." Watching it on DVD was a completely transformative experience. Whedon, when given the chance to, thoroughly sells you on these characters. Brilliant stuff, and I tell 99% of people to just buy them.
John Farrell: Actually I believe it is unique (in movie/tv terms), because of the wild-west flavor. That doesn't come across in the trailers so much as it did on the Firefly tv show. That said, the trailer voiceover was pretty cheesy.
As for those who say the TV show debuted with a weak episode, well, I guess it wasn't perfect but I was hooked right away...partly because anything that features a dweeby girl engineer gets my vote, but mostly because of the way Mal reacts to being threatened by lackey #1. (Trying not to spoil anything for newbies here) And for the first season of an SF show it was FABULOUS.
It's going to be SO LONG until September, waaah!
I confess. I'm not a Firefly fan. I enjoyed the shows but that's it.
Maybe I'm just hanging on to past bitterness at Joss neglecting BTVS and Angel because of it. Plus it's not Farscape.
Irrational me.
I am hoping the Hitchhiker movie is good.
Epacris- just wanted to note that, in the HHGttG movie, Zaphod appears a head short but is not; apparently it's in his neck. Or something (it's in the first trailer that was up); the mechanism for its appearance is like a Pez dispenser, with his other head as the candy.
Zaphod appears a head short but is not; apparently it's in his neck.
IIRC, nostril.
Trailer looks great, even with sound in space... Who knows? Maybe that was added for the trailer?? Maybe? Hopefully? Oh, well. It's not a deal-breaker.
Am I the only one who thinks it's a bad idea to play up the Whedon connection? I think Serenity has a fighting chance at widespread acceptance... Firefly fans will see it no matter what. Trailers don't need to cater to them.
Speaking of catering to nerds, I'm thinking that last moment in the trailer ("I'm unarmed." "Good." [BLAM!]) is a shout-out to disgruntled Star Wars fans. "See? Our guy still shoots first!" Or am I reading into that too much?
If you're a fan of Jewel Straite (Kaylee on Firefly), check out the DVDs of Wonderfalls, a Fox series of which only four episodes were shown on TV. She shows up on the last disc (last 5 episodes) as the bartender's cheating wife. It's quite a different character from what she plays on Firefly.
I don't love the trailer, but given that I love love love Firefly, it hardly matters. Didn't like the portentiousness. Did love the brief scraps of Mal. "I aim to misbehave", "She's a might peculiar..." and of course shooting the unarmed bad guy. That's our Mal.
I hope that the trailer focused on the River mystery, but that we'll learn much more about the rest of them. Especially Shepherd Book. Who the hell is he? Certainly not what he claims to be.
September can't come soon enough. And did someone email Anna about the trailer?
Bouncebouncebouncebounce.
I'm a sucker for big spaceship movies. I even saw "Wing Commander" in the theater. This will be better. (Couldn't possibly be worse.)
If memory serves--I haven't watched the trailer in almost eleven hours; gosh, I should load it up again--we could only hear those ships' guns going pow when the ships had blue sky behind them. Implying that the firefight was going on in a planetary atmosphere.
Low-Altitude Ship Action was one of those things that Firefly did all the time that you never see other shows do. I loved that.
Tom, I watched every episode of FIREFLY when it aired, mainly because of Joss's signiture in the bottom corner. If it had been made and aired on the Sci-Fi channel I might have given up on it.
I can't see myself getting the DVD, either. I can't imagine getting an additional $35 of enjoyment out of it.
I am so there that "there" is somewhere else by comparison.
Oakland?
I'm so there I'm seeing it next week, apparently. —They're doing sneak advance screenings (three months out? Why, yes) in Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Chicago, Denver, Las Vegas, Portland, Sacramento, San Francisco, and Seattle on Cinco de Mayo. You could still get tickets to Portland as of an hour or so ago. Those interested, click here (you might have to register or something, fair warning) and follow the city-appropriate link.
(Spamesque disclaimer: Yes, apparently, if someone somewhere notices that I posted this link, I might get some points or something. I'm not really paying attention to that sort of thing. Just spreading the love.)
Nitpick: The Shepherd. The Shepherd Book.
Shepherd isn't his first name, it's his job, his calling and his title. It's what they call clergymen in his religion, instead of "priest" or "rabbi."
And when was the last time you saw religion in a science fiction movie? Not New Age feelgood use-the-force-Luke, but an honest-to-goodness priest who carries around a Bible with a well-worn leather binding. (Alas, edited and redacted heavily in an unfortunate incident on shipboard.)
And when was the last time you saw religion in a science fiction movie? Not New Age feelgood use-the-force-Luke, but an honest-to-goodness priest who carries around a Bible with a well-worn leather binding. (Alas, edited and redacted heavily in an unfortunate incident on shipboard.)
That was actually one of the few things I didn't like about the series -- Book seemed to have been written by a bunch of screenwriters with vaguely positive feelings about religion but no sense of how an actual preacher man might talk.
Which is probably the case, but they didn't have to write it like that. And so Book became kindasorta the Mysterious Robert Fulghum of the Spaceways.
I saw the bits and pieces of Firefly that Fox aired (asside: why is it that if a show gets the royal screw, Rupert Murdoch's fingerprints are all over it?) It was... intriguing. But then, I haven't had a chance to see the DVDs, which apaprently are like watching a whole different series. I'll give a tentative perhaps,a s the trailor looks great.
I simply haven't been able to give myself wholey to fannish enthusiasm since George Lucus had his way with me. That Kind Mr. Jackson healed some hurt, but damn it if I won't be had a second time!
Squee! I have tickets to a showing of the (not quite finished) movie in Boston on May 5.
Woohoo! I've got a ticket too, Adina. Had to overturn a couple of planets this morning to get it, but I'm going to the shindig.
(Alas, I've just got the one ticket. In what will probably be my biggest good deed of the year, I gave the other one away to an acquaintance who showed up just after they sold out. Hearing "I love you!" and being hugged fiercely by a lesbian I barely know was odd, but fun.)
The spoilers will be impossible to avoid after this. Grrrr.
And when was the last time you saw religion in a science fiction movie? Not New Age feelgood use-the-force-Luke, but an honest-to-goodness priest who carries around a Bible with a well-worn leather binding.
Why does 'real' religion in SF have to take the form of Judeo-Christianity in order to avoid being New Age feelgood? The new Battlestar Galactica is doing great things with religion in SF, and the religious structure in that show is pantheistic with Greek and Roman inspirations. Deep Space Nine's religious attitudes did tend towards the New Agey on occasion, but there was nothing feelgood about the Bajorans' piety, and at its best that show also treated religion in a sombre, interesting way. In fact, I'd have to say that Firefly's treatment of Book's religion (and of the character itself) was rather wishy-washy, River's lovely excision of the Bible's contradictions notwithstanding.
I wish I could say that I'm as stoked as everyone here about the film, but I'm afraid that might be hazardous to my health. Unless it's a mega-gonzo-mondo hit of monstrous proportions, I don't expect an Israeli distributor to buy it. Which means I'll have to wait an extra six months for the DVD. In the meantime, I prefer not to think of it too much.
Steve: That was actually one of the few things I didn't like about the series -- Book seemed to have been written by a bunch of screenwriters with vaguely positive feelings about religion but no sense of how an actual preacher man might talk.
Interesting. I found Book realistic. Then again, I'm virtually an atheist, haven't been to temple in a long, long time.
Bear in mind that Book is not a clergyman as we in America are accustomed to. He's not a parish priest, or neighborhood rabbi or reverend. He's some kind of a monk. He doesn't have a congregation (except, arguably, the crew of Serenity).
And that's assuming that he's really a Shepherd at all, that he's not just a secret agent of some kind posing as a Shepherd.
My own take on his character is that both everything he's said and everything we've seen is true. He's a sooper-dooper seekrit agent and a Shepherd. The easy assumption is that he did something heinous in the war, and retired to a monastery, then came out of retirement and joined up with Serenity for some seekrit-agent purpose.
Another possibility: He's always been a Shepherd. Whatever church he's a member of is a powerful political force in its own right, like the Bene Gesserit in the "Dune" novels. And he's part of that church's special military operations team.
I'd also be interested in whether folks think it would be better to watch the DVDs first (hello, Netflix) or to see the movie and then catch up on the DVDs.
A while ago, I came across a page that listed a different suggested viewing order. As I recall, the writer thought Whedon's suggested viewing order did solve problems such as uniforms switching abruptly from one style to another, but still wasn't the best order to watch the show if you thought continuity of character development was the most important thing. Of course, now that I want to go back and read it again, I can't find it in my bookmarks or StumbleUpon links, and my Google skills are failing me. Does this sound familiar to anyone?
All I want is infinite searchable storage of every last thing I view on the net. Is that so much to ask? *sigh*
Oh, phoo. Turns out I was thinking about Crusade. Nevermind. Looks like Whedon's recommended order it shall be.
Or, Mitch, he might be former military, retired and turned to preaching, which is not unheard-of. I can't see him as the SAE of a religious organization, though that may be a bias brought on by reading Peter Crossman stories.
Andrew: Low-altitude ship action, ooh baby ooh baby. Also, a gifted pilot who's very far removed from the attitudinizing flyboys of our own time. I appreciate having someone notice that there's nothing about hotshot piloting that requires that the pilot be a jerk.
Jordin, we have it on middlin' good authority that Oakland is never there.
Lexica, the order on the the DVDs is the order Firefly was meant to be seen in. The geniuses at Fox Broadcasting were the ones who futzed with the viewing order; it was their bright idea to air the pilot episode *last*.
When you watch it in DVD order, things flow a *lot* better, and both the plot and character arcs are wonderful.
Mitch, some people did call him "Shepherd" and some called him "Book."
Heck, I thought my Dad's first name was "Dean" when I was five (it was Bill but he was a college dean).
Laurie, the Mormon version goes, "How come all those guys were named Elmer?"
I have a friend whose last name is Deacon. Her father was not only a Deacon, but his nickname was Deke, so he was Deacon Deke Deacon.
In an only-through-ADD-related case, I used to work with a guy named Jaime Senior. His dad was also named Jaime, so he was Jaime Senior, Junior. AND he was Senior Graphic Artist at the company, so he was Jaime Senior, Junior, Senior Graphic Artist.
I have a good friend who *ahem* works for a certain movie studio who is a hardcore nerd and has read the script. She says that while she has a couple of reservations (which I have forbidden her to share, lest I become spoiled) the script's excellent. One of her colleagues who was not an initiate of the series read the script and liked it enough to get the DVDs of the series, so it should be able to stand alone just fine.
I am really, really looking forward to the movie, but with a small amount of trepidation; I like the format of the series for character delvelopment and complexity. I suspect there are nuances that will be lost and some characters which will probably not be as fleshed out in order to give the film a coherent plot.
So, I think I will like it better than most films, but not as much as the series.
T -- Brother Cadfael, for example.
Pooh. All the showings are sold out. Maybe I can leverage something out of the bookstore for SF.
They're showing previews in selected cities.
One of those cities is Austin, which is only four hours from Dallas, where I am.
My friend Gregg got tickets for the Austin preview. And he won't share.
I hate him.
Teresa wrote: Also, a gifted pilot who's very far removed from the attitudinizing flyboys of our own time.
Wash and his three magic switches. How I do love him. In a platonic sort of way, of course. Ahem.
Harry, if you watched what Fox aired, you didn't really see Firefly. The DVDs not only have episodes in the right sequence, they have unaired eps.
As to seeing the DVDs before the movie, none of us has seen the movie, but I think watching the DVDs first is probably a good idea. I got mine from Netflix. If I want to watch them again, I just have to add them to the queue and pop them to the top.
The easy assumption is that he did something heinous in the war, and retired to a monastery, then came out of retirement and joined up with Serenity for some seekrit-agent purpose.
One fannish speculation I've heard is that before he became a Shepherd, Book commanded the winning side at Serenity Valley. Afterwards, he was so disheartened by what he'd had to do to win that he joined a monastery.
You know Joss and that whole redemption thing...
Or maybe Book commanded the losing side, and was disheartened by abandoning his people — who including Mal and Zoe. And Mal, at least, now hates the former rebel leaders about as much as he hates the Alliance.
Tom: Yeah, the "swoosh" device has always been a favorite excuse inside my head for why ships produce those noises in vacuum. It's more of a post-facto justification than anything else, though.
It would certainly amuse me to see something like that referenced in Serenity, though I doubt it would make it past the editors even if it was in the script.
Mitch writes "He's some kind of a monk."
And remember that, while there's Western monks, there's also Eastern monks.
A religious text by the current Dalai Lama or Thich Nhat Hanh read rather different from what you'd get from Pope Palpatine I.
I mean, for starters, I can't see Ratzinger visiting brain imaging labs and having confabs with brain/mind researchers at MIT. Or revising traditional teachings due to his own observations of the moon through a telescope.
It's not like every religious text needs to sound like the King James Bible, or some fire and brimstone tract about the Monstrous Regiment. The Dhammapada's pretty laid back.
Skwid: I never claimed to be sane. I am very careful about that.
The Buffy movie is an enjoyable bad movie, IMO. I laugh off my extraneous bitsa, and have a very good time, but remember very little the next day. This may be for the best.
Harry, as stated: the three extra episodes and the commentary (as well as seeing the eps in the order Joss intended) are worth much more than $35 to me.
I remember hearing a speech by a guy working on "virtual cockpits" for the USAF, who mentioned using viscerally recognizable sounds for various cues and alerts -- for instance, a straw-slurping-at-the-bottom-of-the-glass noise for bingo fuel.
So now I'm imagining Bridge Custom Audio, in which the standard V-Whooshes(tm) made by other vessels -- swoosh, rumble, and the ever-popular BOM BOM BOM BOM-TI-BOM BOM-TI-BOM can be customized at the drop of a traffic.wav file. For instance, there'd be the package in which overtaking ships go "Beep Beep," slow freighters hum "The Arkansas Traveler" (i.e., "I'm a Little Baby Bumblebee"), hostile vessels shriek "Oh, you Earth creatures are so anNOYing!" and the Space Patrol . . . well, the word "Varmint" comes to mind.
Science fiction is cool.
I submitted an entry describing something like that to THE SPACE GAMER's spaceship accessories contest once.
Mike Ford should come over to the Main Control Room at Fermilab some time, and sit quietly for a while.
It sounds a lot like the bridge of his imagination.
In a way, it really is a bridge, piloting spaceships very, very close to the speed of light. Just really small ones.
Okay, John M. Ford is now my hero.
John M. Ford wrote: For instance, there'd be the package in which overtaking ships go "Beep Beep," slow freighters hum "The Arkansas Traveler"...
"Lieutenant, I don't know why the bridge speakers are playing the banjo riff from Deliverance, but I assume it isn't good. Reavers?"
"Worse, sir! Fox executives!"
wrt Book's past: I figured him for CEO of that Very Bad Corporation doing those Very Bad Things. IM (admittedly limited) E, ex-military vets don't get the kind of snappy service he got when he flashed his ID, and can you really see Mel not knowing the face of the guy who "won" Serenity Valley?
Reading this thread is giving me great amounts of ineffable pleasure.
I love you guys.
MKK
No preview screenings up here in Canuckistan. Grrr arrgh.
Shannon said: I'm thinking that last moment in the trailer ... is a shout-out to disgruntled Star Wars fans. "See? Our guy still shoots first!" Or am I reading into that too much?
I don't know if we're reading too much into it, Shannon, but that was my first thought too.
What I loved best about Firefly were the characters: Wash & Zoe's relationship, Kaylee's cheerful competence and hedonism, Jayne's mercenary streak, Mal's refusal to fight by gentlemen's rules. As long as I get to see each one of them for a few minutes, the movie will make me happy.
(Inara was the only one who didn't completely win me over. I think that was both the actress, who was beautiful but inexperienced, and the role -- of course a courtesan is going to be emotionally reserved, but that's hard to put across onscreen without making her opaque.)
I want to second (tenth?) those who say that the DVDs were much, much better than the TV version. I was turned off by the first episode shown on TV -- got hooked by the pilot Joss meant to be the first episode. And while I agree that the episode aired first by Fox was perhaps the weakest, even it was much better seen after the pilot.
I do fear that those hoping for a lot of (the) Shepard Book -- especially for developments in the mystery of his past -- are in for a disappointment, however. I think that what gets lost in the transition from episodic TV, with lots of room for slow development, to film, are secondary character threads. It looks to me like Joss decided to focus on River (and Mal), and I suspect that the other characters, while making perfectly good secondary characters, won't be explored in as much depth -- in particular, I doubt he'll go into mysteries.
But maybe I underestimate Joss. Easy to do.
Even if it's just a River/Mal film, though -- an extended episode, as it were, featuring those two -- should be great.
The Austin show sold out in about 6 nanoseconds. So I'm doing what I did with the LoTR movies--renting the Alamo Drafthouse for an early showing the day it opens and charging all my friends/friends-of-friends just enough to cover expenses. They serve GOOD food and booze, and you see it with fans only. No little kids.
It's my understanding that Ron Glass had another commitment so is only in the movie a bit. Kaylee is definitely in it--she did a fun videoblog of filming that's on the main website somewhere.
"This is where it gets interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh god, oh god, we're gonna die?"
Ooh! Lillian! Will you count me as a friend?
I am apparently one of the very few people who didn't take a shine to Mal (except a few moments), and I liked his voice-overs.
I can't wait to see this!
If nothing else, River! River!
So after reading all the connections people are finding, I have to ask: will this movie mean anything to people who haven't followed the TV show and don't plan to buy and review the DVDs before the opening?
Chip: I really hope so, because I want the movie to do very well and convince some network to put the show back on the air. But I won't know for sure until I've seen the movie, so ask me again in a week.
Kate: Are you sure you saw River with a sword? I just watched the trailer several times, and stopped it once or twice, and I saw lots of unarmed combat, but no sword.
ohhhhhhhhhh.
I haven't seen the trailer, and don't "aim to", because my personal Spoiler bar is set extremely low. (I figure there's only one time in my life that I can see any movie completely naive, and have all the surprises BE surprises.)
But Mal can come misbehave at my place any time.
Epacris: yeah, Firefly did screen in Aus last year, late night, unheralded. If you weren't actively scouring the TV guides, paranoid about it maybe turning up sometime -- like yours truly -- you would've missed it. Strangely enough, all episodes were shown, and mostly in the right order.
I assume that was the River actress actually performing the butt-kicking, being a dancer 'n all.
For those who commented on the Russian movie Night Watch, I'd like to point out that it was released in 2004 in Russia and so it's possible to have seen it already. IMHO, it's as good as the trailer suggests, although the visual style can be a bit exhausting. It's not the kind of thing you'd want to watch if you had a headache coming on.
<sigh> work machine has broadband, sound, no quicktime; home machine has v dodgey dialup line, no sound (has card & speakers, zilch noise after a rebuild some while back), but possesses quicktime. Bound to be round eventually.
Alas, my four free film tickets that we got as our Christmas bonus at work expire at the end of June.
I must be one of the very few people in the world who isn't interested in this.
As far as I know, the original series was never broadcast in the UK (unless on cable or satellite, which we don't have), and for that reason I'd be rather surprised if the film is picked up by a UK distributor. (With no audience primed for it, it would be too much of a financial risk.) Unless anyone knows different, of course....
It was broadcast on cable and satellite in the UK, on the Sci-Fi Channel. All the episodes, in the correct order (that was the world premiere of the episodes unbroadcast in the US, IIRC).
I guess UK distribution will depend on how well they can present it as independent of the series, and how well it does in the States. It's not like Whedon's an unknown, though.
Mike Ford: something like that occurs in Elizabeth Moon's "Heris Serrano" series (in the third book, Winning Colors, I think). Only a throwaway reference, but still neat.
Actually, looks like they've already got UK distribution. It's scheduled for a UK release on the 7th of October.
Epacris, there's a high-res (near DVD-quality) XVID AVI version up here. Of course, if you don't have quicktime, you probably aren't going to have the XVID codec either, I guess...
Also, the boys at Penny Arcade weigh in.
Adina, River with the sword is briefly towards the end, just a few movements.
Breaking News from the Ensemble Cast Dept.:
Dream Teams Thrive On Mix Of Old And New Blood
Source: Northwestern University
Date: 2005-04-28
EVANSTON, Ill. --- "When the Boston Red Sox won their first World Series title since 1918 last year, the team had some new blood, including key players Curt Schilling, Orlando Cabrera and Doug Mientkiewicz, to mix with the old and help the team achieve the pinnacle of baseball success."
"In a paper to be published April 29 in the journal Science, Northwestern University researchers turned to a different type of team -- creative teams in the arts and sciences -- to determine a team's recipe for success. They discovered that the composition of a great team is the same whether you are working on Broadway or in economics."
"The researchers studied data on Broadway musicals since 1877 as well as thousands of journal publications in four fields of science and found that successful teams had a diverse membership -- not of race and gender but of old blood and new. New team members clearly added creative spark and critical links to the experience of the entire industry. Unsuccessful teams were isolated from each other whereas the members of successful teams were interconnected, much like the Kevin Bacon game, across a giant cluster of artists or scientists...."
Joss is a treasure. We could sure use a few more Whedon's and Straczynski's, though.
Apparently, if you care at all about language and stories, the Hitchhiker's Guide movie sucks. People are shocked, I tell you, shocked that Disney would take a classic with wit, grace, and meaning and turn it into mindless entertainment. After all, that never ever happens.
Is there someplace I can buy new pop culture manufacturers? I'm really not happy with the ones I've got ...
This trailer actually makes me want to see the show. (DVD, whatever.)
This may just be because I'm finally watching Buffy.
Previously, I was just like, "Western in space? Pfooey."
(Apropos of nothing: Stephen Frug, did you go to a small private high school in the middle of Boston?)
Despite my mixed feeings about the trailer, I can't get the TV themesong out of my head!!
You can't take the sky from meeeeaa....
Of course, TexAnne! Because I did those LoTR screenings, I find myself with lots of new friends. It's pretty cool. If I could organize things like that for a living, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Looks like a busy summer for us movie geeks. Hitchhikers Guide, Fantastic Four, Night Watch, Batman, War of the Worlds :-)...
Planning on seeing both "Kung Fu Hustle" AND "Sin City" this weekend. My brain may explode, but at least I'll have fun.
Mark Wise:
Is there someplace I can buy new pop culture manufacturers? I'm really not happy with the ones I've got ...
New Zealand.
CHip, Whedon made the film with the expectation that there would be a lot of folks in the audience who hadn't seen the show. Furthermore, one fo the big bonus-multipliers on the buzz for the movie is how well it's doing with people who hadn't seen the show. Many of the advance reviews (such as one I know I read on ain't-it-cool, a while back) have begun with phrases on the order of "heck, if the show was half as good as this movie, I guess I really should have watched it."
Adina, from what I understand, one of the stipulations of the three-picture deal with Universal was that Firefly the TV show would not go back into production. I believe Whedon has stated that now that it has made the jump to the big screen, it can't go back.
I believe Fox still has the TV rights, and Universal has the feature rights. I'm glad they have a three-picture deal, but I doubt if that will ever come to pass, unless Serenity does Spiderman numbers, which I doubt. GE owns Uni now, and they are notoriously cheap (and shortsighted! Ask me about the archives!)
Interesting segment on NPR today about how Hollywood uses foreign tax shelters to fund blockbuster movies.
People of Germany, we of America thank you for "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider."
See:
How To Finance a Hollywood Blockbuster
Start with a German tax shelter.
By Edward Jay Epstein
Posted Monday, April 25, 2005, at 9:18 AM PT
http://www.slate.com/id/2117309/
Hear:
Listen to this story on NPR's Day to Day.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4624790
As paradoxical and absurd as it sounds, it's cheaper for a Hollywood studio to make a big-budget action movie than to make a shoestring art film like Sideways. Consider Paramount's 2001 action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. On paper, Tomb Raider's budget was $94 million. In fact, the entire movie cost Paramount less than $7 million.
Maybe I'm a bad person for this. But, while there are a few Hollywood touches mixed in, I liked Hitchhiker's. (Those who are too purist about the story might want to recall that Adams himself wasn't....)
Serenity *is* making me more curious about Firefly itself - although the level of fannish enthusiasm here is helping. :)
I think I first heard about the Firefly Chinese Pinyinary here (thank you), so I'll pass along a discussion of the written and spoken Chinese in the show going on at Hanzi Smatter, a blog "Dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters (Hanzi or Kanji) in Western culture."
http://www.hanzismatter.com/2005/04/serenity-movie.html
As paradoxical and absurd as it sounds, it's cheaper for a Hollywood studio to make a big-budget action movie than to make a shoestring art film like Sideways.Emmm, actually, that sounds absurd because it is absurd.
Consider Paramount's 2001 action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. On paper, Tomb Raider's budget was $94 million. In fact, the entire movie cost Paramount less than $7 million.This is nonsense. The article's author arrives at that figure by mentioning a couple of tax breaks and then saying:
To pay for most of the rest of the movie, Paramount sold distribution rights in six countries where the Tomb Raider video games were a big hit with teenage boys. These pre-sales in Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, and Spain brought in another $65 million.Pre-sales, for the uninitiated, are part of the film's income. If they didn't pre-sell the territories, they'd post-sell them: that is, sell them *after* the film is in the can. And not for the "take a flyer on an as-yet-unmade sequel" discount, either, I guarantee you.
Hits with proven boxoffice records sell for more than as-yet-unfilmed sequels. Even sequels with... well... lips like those. (Which of course need no translation to sell well in the foreign market, don'cha know. :-) Sex, guns, and explosions speak a global language.)
It's just creative financing - the foreign distribs are acting as investors, taking a risk (albeit a very small one - the boys *will* come for those lips) in return for a somewhat bigger slice of the overall pie. (Or possibly to take the pie away from a more risk-averse competitor.)
(Pre-sales can also be used to reduce the studio's downside risk if a film utterly tanks, but that seems an unlikely motive here: action blockbusters have almost no downside risk to begin with. They almost never actually lose money - even the ones that bomb at the box office usually pay back their costs when all is said and done - they just don't make the huge returns of a successful blockbuster.)
(Hence their popularity at all the major studios. :-) Indeed, the summer blockbusters are the reason the studios can afford to take risks on films like Sideways (which can lose Real Money when they bomb.)
But financing a film with pre-sales doesn't reduce its costs (except to whatever small degree it may be cheaper than financing it some other way). It still costs the same amount of money to make the film. You still need to make up those costs in sales (including pre-sales!) to turn a profit.
Lara Croft:TR was not "cheaper to make" than Sideways - it was easier to finance. Which is not the same thing at all.
Confusing those two things reveals an embarrasing lack of understanding of the basic economics of filmmaking.
Edward Jay Epstein is the author of The Big Picture: The New Logic of Money and Power in Hollywood.Oh dear.
nerdycellist: Ask me about the archives!
What about the archives, nerdycellist?
Oh, and I confess I'm amused by the notion that Sideways, with its $16-mil budget, is a "shoestring art film". Them's some mighty niiiice shoestrings. :-)
Universal is shutting down its archives and collections department. I have friends who work there, so I get the inside dope, only some of which I'll post - there is always the possiblity that other departments will take up some of the collections, and maybe an archivist or two and I don't want to ruin those chances. (the timing of the announcement - beginning of the first quarter - makes that a tougher prospect, since all of this involves budgeting that other departments didn't know about...)
I know it's tough on the archivists who rely on the money to pay the rent (and are in debt for the MLS degrees, museum certification, etc these jobs require) but it upsets me as an interested film bystander. In this town, the film industry isn't just the big business out here, it's part of history. If the collections don't wind up in the hands of someone with knowledge about preservation, they might as well go in the dumpster. I know that the swords from the Gladiator movie aren't exactly the Elgin Marbles, but it does still bug. On the other hand, in the hands of an interested and resourceful collector, they might be safer than a giant corporation, so who knows?
(for an example of What Not To Do, see ST:TOS DVD extras with their "archivist", jostling tea settings, handling things without gloves, and shoving things around on wooden shelving. Or don't, if you're an archivist with blood pressure issues.)
Furthermore, a whole lot of those DVD Extras are the direct result of those archives. How could they justify random re-releases of 25-year-old sci fi camp (Huzzah, BSG!) without those extras?
To bring this back on topic, one of my archivist friends (I could say the geeky one, but archivists in general are a pretty geeky lot) has been on Serenity. And another one nearly ran over Nathan Fillion on the backlot with the golf cart (I believe they were distracted by the tight pants).
Leonora -
My whole team at work went to see Hitchhiker's Friday afternoon, and I was somewhat perplexed by it until I recognized that it was, in effect, a full length, feature film obituary.
Once I figured that out, it all made sense, in an humanistic-thank-you-to-the-Great-Beyond kind of way.
My wife, son, and I went to see Hitchhiker Friday evening. My wife and I were basically amused, my son was not, although I heard him laugh twice. The film stays pretty close to the book, the safe way that the first Harry Potter film did, with the exception of a love-interest at the end for Beeblebrox and symmetry (a point which irked my son). We all liked the special effects. We all liked "The Bad Grand-dad of Rock" as Slartibartfast. I thought that the Vogons all wearing black leather was a nice touch, which I don't recall from the book. The acting was often good. What was missing was any recollection that the BBC radiuo show, and the book, were screamingly funny. There was not enough of the original humor, and virtually no new humor. I'm not sure who's qualified to 'punch up" Doug Adams, but, for instance, they could have asked Eric Idle or Weird Al Yankovitch for some songs, instead of the directors tiresome "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" thesong at the start and end. There were more lauighs in the trailer for Steve Martin in The Pink Panther. Readers of this blog might, on the other hand, especially like the part where the Improbability Drive makes Arthur Dent et al. into yarn figures, and he throws up yarn upon returning to "normalcy."
Visually diverting, modestly entertaining, and Mostly Harmless.
"Sin City" was a much stronger fiilm, all in all (though less suitable for children). We really look forward to Serenity, and have since the older preview trailer at San Diego Comic-Con early last July.
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